OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. “They heard the hum of the motors, they counted the rotors, and waited for us to arrive…and we would all go down together.”

  2. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Hey! You! Yeah you on the right! Get with the program!

  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    God damn Protestant.

  4. David in KC says:

    Oh sure, you’ll have your luggage first thing tomorrow… Stupid airlines.

  5. Eric Florack says:

    99 bottles of beer in the wall, 99 bottles of beer…. take one down….

  6. SHG says:

    Just for fun, Pope Francis hired an instructor to teach Cardinals how to do the “wave.”

  7. SHG says:

    “We surrender!”

  8. Moosebreath says:

    I never knew doing the wave was a sacrement.

  9. C. Clavin says:

    Gay? Hell, yeah we’re gay. Why else would we wear these purple sashes and wave our hands like Princesses. Now…where are the young boys we were promised?

  10. John Burgess says:

    “Yo, dudes! I know the samba beat is tricky, but if Richard Feynman could manage it, so can you! So don’t be giving me that ‘separate domains’ crap.”

  11. gtleviathan says:

    Just throw your hands in the air…
    and wave them as if there are no eternal repercussions.

  12. al-Ameda says:

    “we are the world, we are the children…”

  13. rodney dill says:

    “Ok, who’s seen Weiner’s latest tweet?”

  14. C. Clavin says:

    Oh yeah…raise the roof!!!!
    We’re the wealthiest corporation in the US…and it’s all tax-free, baby…

  15. walt moffett says:

    “Take me out to the ball game …”

  16. He who must not be named says:

    It’s just a jump to the left…

  17. He who must not be named says:

    It’s fun to stay at the Y…

  18. He who must not be named says:

    I didn’t get a harrumph out of that guy.

  19. He who must not be named says:

    We are all individuals…

  20. Pinky says:

    Facere Hokey Pokey et vertere causa finalis est.

  21. john425 says:

    (stage right,) Doug Mataconis crashes the enclave while ( near top center), Rodney Dill eggs him on.

  22. Tillman says:

    Man in middle: “What is this, milking the giant invisible cow now?”

  23. Tillman says:

    Baseball zealots.

  24. He who must not be named says:

    Wave your hands in the air like you don’t care, glide by the people as they stop to look and stare…

  25. He who must not be named says:

    Oooh, baby, baby. Baby, baby. Oooh, baby, baby. Baby, baby. Push it good. Push it real good. Ah, push it. Ah, push it

  26. He who must not be named says:

    Teaching the bishops the wave was a little harder than anticipated.

  27. He who must not be named says:

    Lighten up Francis.

  28. He who must not be named says:

    Now shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it like a Polaroid picture.

  29. He who must not be named says:

    Come on, are you from the Vatican or the Vatican’t?

  30. He who must not be named says:

    Cause tonight we’re going to party like it’s 999.

  31. He who must not be named says:

    Pact in the sun, slum and skyscraper meet. Million dollar penthouse and people on the street. Pact in the sun, shade by foreign debt, amnesia in the Sambadrome, Pope Francis is gonna sweat.

  32. CSK says:

    “Celibate good times! Come on! Let’s celibate! Celibate good times! Come on…!”

  33. He who must not be named says:

    Titians on the ceiling, the Raphaelos so nice, and he said, “We are all just parishioners here of our own device.” “Repent,” said the frocked man, “We are programmed to receive, you can confess any time you like, here your sins you’ll leave.”

  34. He who must not be named says:

    Titians on the ceiling, the Raphaelos so nice, and he said, “We are all just parishioners here of our own device.” “Repent,” said the frocked man, “We are programmed to receive, you can confess any thing you like, here your sins you leave.”

  35. He who must not be named says:

    Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Glorious Spam!

  36. He who must not be named says:

    Do they know it’s Ramadan at all?

  37. He who must not be named says:

    Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the fandango? Thunderbolts and lightening, very, very frightening me!

  38. He who must not be named says:

    Robed in black with purple sashes, the Pope from Ipanema he passes, and when he passes, each prelate he passes goes, ahhh……

  39. Paul Hooson says:

    “Everybody put your hands in the air and say hey, I say hey, hey…Yeah, straight outta Compton comes this dude….Yeah, this mean mother is some righteous dude…I say hey, hey, hey…”.

  40. Paul Hooson says:

    “This is the end….my only friends…this the end…..father?….Yes son, I want to…..mother…..”.

  41. Paul Hooson says:

    “Get your motor runnin’….Head out on the highway….Looking for adventure….Whatever comes our way…..Born to be wild…”.

  42. Paul Hooson says:

    “I’m too sexy for my shirt….. too sexy for my shirt ….so sexy that it hurts…”.

  43. angelfoot says:

    I go to Rio!
    When my Pontiff smiles at me,
    I go to Rio, de Janeieo!

  44. john425 says:

    “Nah, nah nah nah, hey hey-aaay goodbye!”

  45. He who must not be named says:

    How long have I been sleeping?
    How long have I been driftin alone through the night?
    How long have I been running for that morning flight,
    Through the whispered promises and the changing light,
    Of the bed where we both lie,
    Prelate for the sky?

  46. He who must not be named says:

    Woody says, “Reach for the sky.”

  47. He who must not be named says:

    Who let the domini-canes out?

  48. Mu says:

    The pope invited the three bishops who followed the full YMCA routine for special counseling afterwards.

  49. Patrick McCain says:

    Anthony Weiner’s historic vow of celibacy begins.

  50. jd says:

    Could we please have a volunteer to help find a little lost boy?