Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Thursday, August 8, 2013
Winners will be announced after Tuesday PM.
President: “…what the…JAY, you tricky man…..is that a surveillance device on my coffee cup?”
Still got them believing in change? Not the one they expected huh!
“Ha, ha, the joke’s on you, Jay! I had them swap out the coffee for Kool-Aid!”
I like these new “hide everywhere” teleprompters
We’ve replaced the coffee we normally serve with Folger’s crystals. Let’s see if Barack Obama notices.
President: “…..if I had a coffee cup, it would look like this one.”
What the hell are we drinkin’ here Jay?
With no teleprompter available, Obama staffers use Alpha-Bits to feed the president his lines.
Obama: Hey!! Wait just one minute…. This says ‘Hail To The Thief’ on the side.”
“Jay, you remind me of one of the marshmallows in my hot cocoa.”
Obama: “Yes Jay, for economic policy I consult these tea leaves.”
One of these men is one of the most powerful men in America. The other one is the president.
Wait a minute, Jay, I need more of this stuff! You knew, didn’t you, that I like vodka? It roothes out the sough spots in the presidency!
Jay Leno and the President do their hilarious spit take comedy routine on the set.
Leno: “Economic policy? What economic policy?”
The President then does his spit take….. It was great TV….
“Don’t worry about it. I was lousy at my job and they invited me back, too.”
Jay walking asks random Republicans if they can locate Kenya or Libya on the map. Belly laughs ensue…
You’re getting food stamps, you’re getting food stamps, everybody is getting foodstamps.
“Hey, did I just put three Atlantic cities on the Gulf Coast?”
“Don’t sweat it. The AP will clean that up for you.”
Leno: “What’s your new plan for the economy, Mr. President?”
Obama: “Let me consult the tea leaves, I mean, advisors before I answer that.”
Your next guest is Putin? Here, let me leave a little present for him in his coffee….
Two men, two cups
Pres: Ha ha ha! I know you didn’t put cyanide in this drink, Jay; You didn’t, did you? Ha ha!
Jay: Ha ha ha, did you really think I would? Ha ha ha!
Jay: I thought you had a taster before trying any thing new?
Pres: He had to go…the sequester, you know.
Jay: Then you are on your own, aren’t you?
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