OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM



Winners will be announced after Tuesday PM.

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. markm says:

    President: “…what the…JAY, you tricky man…..is that a surveillance device on my coffee cup?”

  2. Jim says:

    Still got them believing in change? Not the one they expected huh!

  3. “Ha, ha, the joke’s on you, Jay! I had them swap out the coffee for Kool-Aid!”

  4. Mu says:

    I like these new “hide everywhere” teleprompters

  5. Hal 10000 says:

    We’ve replaced the coffee we normally serve with Folger’s crystals. Let’s see if Barack Obama notices.

  6. markm says:

    President: “…..if I had a coffee cup, it would look like this one.”

  7. Tony W says:

    What the hell are we drinkin’ here Jay?

  8. Wyatt Earp says:

    With no teleprompter available, Obama staffers use Alpha-Bits to feed the president his lines.

  9. rodney dill says:

    Obama: Hey!! Wait just one minute…. This says ‘Hail To The Thief’ on the side.”

  10. Tillman says:

    “Jay, you remind me of one of the marshmallows in my hot cocoa.”

  11. john425 says:

    Obama: “Yes Jay, for economic policy I consult these tea leaves.”

  12. JWH says:

    One of these men is one of the most powerful men in America. The other one is the president.

  13. mannning says:

    Wait a minute, Jay, I need more of this stuff! You knew, didn’t you, that I like vodka? It roothes out the sough spots in the presidency!

  14. Paul Hooson says:

    Jay Leno and the President do their hilarious spit take comedy routine on the set.

    Leno: “Economic policy? What economic policy?”

    The President then does his spit take….. It was great TV….

  15. Pinky says:

    “Don’t worry about it. I was lousy at my job and they invited me back, too.”

  16. anjin-san says:

    Jay walking asks random Republicans if they can locate Kenya or Libya on the map. Belly laughs ensue…

  17. JKB says:

    You’re getting food stamps, you’re getting food stamps, everybody is getting foodstamps.

  18. Jenos Idanian #13 says:

    “Hey, did I just put three Atlantic cities on the Gulf Coast?”

    “Don’t sweat it. The AP will clean that up for you.”

  19. JKB says:

    Leno: “What’s your new plan for the economy, Mr. President?”

    Obama: “Let me consult the tea leaves, I mean, advisors before I answer that.”

  20. Lynda says:

    Your next guest is Putin? Here, let me leave a little present for him in his coffee….

  21. Tony W says:

    Two men, two cups

  22. mannning says:

    Pres: Ha ha ha! I know you didn’t put cyanide in this drink, Jay; You didn’t, did you? Ha ha!
    Jay: Ha ha ha, did you really think I would? Ha ha ha!
    Pres: Yes.
    Jay: I thought you had a taster before trying any thing new?
    Pres: He had to go…the sequester, you know.
    Jay: Then you are on your own, aren’t you?