OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Photo by EDGAR SU/REUTERS

Winners will be announced after Friday PM.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Mu says:

    After intensive training using toy lightsabers members of the Jedi Volkssturm demanded to be issued the real thing.

  2. Tony W says:

    Workers at the candy-corn factory outside Fukushima Japan, gather at a company meeting.

  3. JKB says:

    Squeeze the gnome till his head glows
    We’re the Order of Travelocity down to our toes

  4. Brian says:

    Disney firmly denied their flop The Lone Ranger caused the new Star Wars film to have a massive special effect budget cut, but from the clip we were shown for review…

  5. John Burgess says:

    “Our snow cones are better than your snow cones! Ours light up!!”

  6. markm says:

    Seeking solutions to short landings, San Francisco International Airport has hired hundreds of part time aircraft marshaling specialists. The photo shows the signal for PULL THE F*#K UP.

  7. James in Silverdale, WA says:

    “We demand Candy Corn for All!”

  8. Pinky says:

    If you insult the workers of the Liaoning Regional Plastic Novelty Sword Factory you will pay the price.

  9. john425 says:

    Now showing: “Return of the Jedi Buddhist monk-ninjas!”

    Crowd shows their “flic your Bic” move at monk-rock concert

    Tibetans show new colonoscopy tool to their Chinese overlords.

  10. Pinky says:

    You can tell George Lucas is out – they’re using real extras for the crowd shots.

  11. Pinky says:

    The standoff between the Shatner and the JJ Abrams Star Trek fans was nearly resolved when 10,000 Star Wars junkies came charging into the convention.

  12. al-Ameda says:

    “We define pointless”

  13. CSK says:

    The Japanese re-make of “The Charge of the Light Brigade” took a few liberties with the original version.

  14. Paul Hooson says:

    “I’m Spartacus Skywalker” ….”No, I’m Spatacus Skywalker”….”I’m Spartacus Skywalker”.

  15. JWH says:

    Shanghai Jedi fans practice their version of the tomahawk chop.

  16. LightsOut says:

    Attendees at the Weight Watchers annual convention try out the new “lite” version of the Candy Corn Snack Saber(TM).

  17. Paul Hooson says:

    Boy: “What do you call thousands of Asians standing around carrying plastic lightsabers?”

    Dad: “I’m not sure son, but the streets sure sound a lot safer with less Asians suddenly driving!’

  18. john425 says:

    Buddhist monks give the finger gesture but in an “enlightened” manner of course.