Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, August 12, 2013
Winners will be announced after Friday PM.
After intensive training using toy lightsabers members of the Jedi Volkssturm demanded to be issued the real thing.
Workers at the candy-corn factory outside Fukushima Japan, gather at a company meeting.
Squeeze the gnome till his head glows
We’re the Order of Travelocity down to our toes
Disney firmly denied their flop The Lone Ranger caused the new Star Wars film to have a massive special effect budget cut, but from the clip we were shown for review…
“Our snow cones are better than your snow cones! Ours light up!!”
Seeking solutions to short landings, San Francisco International Airport has hired hundreds of part time aircraft marshaling specialists. The photo shows the signal for PULL THE F*#K UP.
“We demand Candy Corn for All!”
If you insult the workers of the Liaoning Regional Plastic Novelty Sword Factory you will pay the price.
Now showing: “Return of the Jedi Buddhist monk-ninjas!”
Crowd shows their “flic your Bic” move at monk-rock concert
Tibetans show new colonoscopy tool to their Chinese overlords.
You can tell George Lucas is out – they’re using real extras for the crowd shots.
The standoff between the Shatner and the JJ Abrams Star Trek fans was nearly resolved when 10,000 Star Wars junkies came charging into the convention.
“We define pointless”
The Japanese re-make of “The Charge of the Light Brigade” took a few liberties with the original version.
“I’m Spartacus Skywalker” ….”No, I’m Spatacus Skywalker”….”I’m Spartacus Skywalker”.
Shanghai Jedi fans practice their version of the tomahawk chop.
Attendees at the Weight Watchers annual convention try out the new “lite” version of the Candy Corn Snack Saber(TM).
Boy: “What do you call thousands of Asians standing around carrying plastic lightsabers?”
Dad: “I’m not sure son, but the streets sure sound a lot safer with less Asians suddenly driving!’
Buddhist monks give the finger gesture but in an “enlightened” manner of course.
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