Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Thursday, August 15, 2013
Winners will be announced after Tuesday PM.
I think we’ve been had. There’s no ocean front property in Arizona.
Rocky Point Beach at low tide.
Ahmad labored under the misapprehension that “stoner dude” meant the same thing as “surfer dude”.
Moses parts Red Sea much to Egyptian surfer’s dismay.
Gazan to girlfriend: “Trust me, there are no zombies in the Dead Sea.”
Girl to Iranian boyfriend: ” Boy, these sanctions have dried EVERYTHING up!”
“There may be mines ahead; this is when you walk in front, woman!”
“And what have the Israeli’s ever done for us??”
“Well, there’s the concrete rubble we make our breakwaters out of.”
So we can kill the old trope that Muslims don’t surf! But damnit, commies still don’t surf!
“Look at all the cool places we have to sit while waiting for sharks to eat the surfers.”
Israel quickly abandoned all of Roger Waters’ suggestions.
Careful Elspeth, this footpath is gnarly.
You know, I was just lamenting the opportunity to caption pictures devoid of anyone famous and lacking an obvious hook or clear absurdity. Now I can move on.
He was a man who loved the outdoors, and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of the western Levant from Ashkelon to Tirat Karmel, and up to Haifa.
The Southern California chapter of the ‘Low Information Voter and Beer Enema Society’ meet for the first annual ‘Barack Obama Boulder Surfing Competition’.
“If everybody had an ocean …..”
Crowds gather to watch Detroit swirling in the crapper.
They certainly wore their baggies, and their huarache sandals, too. Bushy, bushy blond hairdos were, however, nowhere to be found.
“Who’s buried under all these stones?”
Presidential historians record the very moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal.
Yo, surf’s up, dude, God willing.
Movie poster for “Brown Crush”.
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