OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


(AP/Dmitry Lovetsky)

Winners will be announced after Friday PM.

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  1. John Burgess says:

    Putin: “Pull my thumb!”
    Obama: “Okay…”

  2. Tony W says:

    {{{He he, Mr. Obama is totally going to scream when he feels my hand-buzzer}}}

  3. Mu says:

    “Ok, it’s a deal. I can take Eastern Europe again and you get to bomb Syria”

  4. jd says:

    The new Russian anti-gay law had a chilling effect on diplomatic relations.

  5. Hal 10000 says:

    Due to the Snowden situation, Obama and Putin only agreed to shake hands through the proxy of invisible Bill Clinton.

  6. Hal 10000 says:

    “Psych!” “Yeah, Vladimir, that only gets funnier each time.”

  7. rudderpedals says:

    Vladdy you’re nearly a treat but you’re really a cry

  8. JWH says:

    You put you right hand in, you put your right hand out ….

  9. He who must not be named says:

    Despite repeated efforts to shake hands this was as close as they could get. The negative vibes put off by each man created a repellent force that was greater than they were able to physically overcome.

  10. He who must not be named says:
  11. al-Ameda says:

    air handshakes are trending up

  12. john425 says:

    Obama: “Good to see you again Vladimir. I’ve done my part in messing up the world. How are you doing on your part?”

  13. JWH says:

    The Ministry of Truth provided rather awkward photos after Joe Biden and Dmitry Medvedev were declared unpersons.

  14. john425 says:

    Putin: “Live long and prosper, Obama-wan Kenobi”

  15. markm says:

    Putin: “….seriously….you are sending out Susan Rice to sell an attack on Syria?!?!?….you got bigger clankers and I”

    Obama: “And my mom jeans accent them…”

  16. markm says:

    Obama: “..LOOK….no grenade”

  17. Pinky says:

    More couples have been brought together by eHarmony than by any other service. Try eHarmony and find out who’s out there for you.

  18. Pinky says:

    You know the difference between you and me? I make this suit look good.

  19. Pinky says:

    (thinking to himself) “this jerk smells like walrus!”

  20. rodney dill says:

    @Pinky: or… Do I smell fish?

  21. Putin: “I bet he’ll shake like he conducts diplomacy, limp and weak.”

  22. Moosebreath says:

    Putin: I’ve palmed secret instructions for you to have Kerry say to get us all out of the Syria mess.

  23. He who must not be named says:

    In Russia you do not shake the KGB’s hand. In Russia, KGB’s hand shakes you.

  24. He who must not be named says:

    When the man with money meets the man with experience, the man with experience gets the money and the man with money gets the experience.

  25. He who must not be named says:

    By the way, did you know that I got bin Laden?

  26. He who must not be named says:

    The gap between us is wide. Deep too.

  27. He who must not be named says:

    President Putin, I would like you to meet the man who reads from TOTUS.

  28. “If I had a son, he would be a commie like you.”

  29. Obama is foiled by hidden handshake buzzer once again.

  30. President Obama: Thanks for saving my ass on the Syrian crisis, Putin. Now what do you suggest I do about Obama Care?

  31. President Obama: You complete me, Putin.

  32. “Now’s the moment when you’re supposed to bow, Barack.”