OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

White House Photostream

Winners will be announced after Friday PM.

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Biden: “Hmmmmmm, he never drinks a second cup of my coffee.”

  2. markm says:

    Obama: “…totally….then I pull my piece and says ‘PUTIN….it’s my way or the highway'”

    Biden: “….omfg…”

  3. Jenos Idanian #13 says:

    “Yeah, send over that collar. Joe’s licking himself again…”

  4. Tony W says:

    Geez, half-hour already? No problem Mr. President, feel free to finish your phone call, I’ll just wait over here. Nice socks, by the way,

  5. Scott O says:

    Obama: “Hey, think this will piss off the Tea Partiers?”

    Biden: “Stop, you’re killing me.”

  6. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Biden, watching Bo lick his balls, says, “Boy, sure do wish I could that.”

    Obama says, “Well, as soon as I get off the phone I’ll hold him for you.”

  7. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Biden: “Can’t even match his socks, and this is the leader of the free world?”

  8. gVOR08 says:

    But John, I really need that authorization to use force in Syria. You’d do it for Randolph Scott.

  9. rodney dill says:

    @Jenos Idanian #13: Joe: (thinking) “I do not like the cone of shame.”

  10. JKB says:

    President Obama making calls in support of the Black NRA movement.

  11. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Biden: “Trying to impress people with all those books, I’ll bet he’s never even read any them.”

  12. Mu says:

    Biden: “I’m not going to polish your shoes again. I’m ignoring you”

  13. John Burgess says:

    Biden: “Tee-hee… Val took my gag hint and the O is totally buying it!”

  14. Jenos Idanian #13 says:

    In order to make himself seem tougher, President Obama adapts the Captain Morgan pose.

    Joe Biden is forced to bite his own hand to keep from laughing.

  15. al-Ameda says:

    “So, they’ll be here in 15 minutes … hmmmm … wait, what? 3 minutes?”

  16. Pinky says:

    “I tell ya Joe, it was just like this except it was a giant foam finger and she was doing this thing with her hips…”

  17. Pinky says:

    “Yes, John, I know he’s right here in my office. I still want you to call him on the other line and tell him that I was kidding when I said he looked fat. Tell him I’m sorry and let me know if he forgives me. Yes, I know we can hear each other, it’s just…he gets like this sometimes, ok?”

  18. Pinky says:

    “Joe, yes, I’m trying to make a call. It’s important…yes, Joe, I’ve noticed that the room isn’t a circle. Vladimir, can you hold on a second? No, Joe, I don’t know why they made it an oval….I’m sorry, Vladimir, are you still there?”

  19. Hal 10000 says:

    “And extra anchovies. Yeah. Fifteen of ’em. The address? Eric Cantor. Cannon Office. Yeah, we’re paying cash.”

  20. He who must not be named says:

    “Get Snake Plissken on the phone for me.”

  21. John D'Geek says:

    “We’re holding the budget hostage until … What? The Repulicans are already doing that?!? Then the debt limit? … They got that too?!? … “

  22. John D'Geek says:

    “No more Mr.Nice Guy!”

  23. He who must not be named says:

    Look at this crease, how can you not be impressed by it?

  24. He who must not be named says:

    Ok Mayor Bloomberg, I’ve got my foot up on the desk, I’m holding my gun casually, so the last step in shooting my self in the foot is to …

  25. He who must not be named says:

    Ok, so explain to me again the difference between a single action and a double action Poptart.

  26. He who must not be named says:

    Yes, we heard about the Navy Yard. Joe went outside with a double barreled shotgun and fired a couple shots in the air. What? That didn’t stop it?

  27. Listen here, Benji. You stop building those settlements right now. Or…or…or I’ll send in my boy Putin to really start negotiating a Middle East peace accord.

  28. Sequestration Finally Hits the White House: “That’s right. Two fat burgers with chilly cheese fries and two large cherry cokes – Hey, Joe. They say they just ran out of ice. Is that okay?”

  29. “Hello, Diageo marketing? I’m trying to line up new gigs starting January 21, 2017 and was wondering if you’d have an opening for a new ‘Captain Morgan’ model then…”

  30. Biden (to himself): “Should I tell Barack he just split the crotch seam of his trousers? Naaaah.”

  31. After the WikiLeaks scandal and the Snowden incident, President Obama takes no chances and activates the Cone of Surveillance Cone of Silence.

  32. He who must not be named says:

    Remember when I said I was going to wait until the right moment to get payback for that “clean and articulate” smack? Well, it’s go time.

  33. Jenos Idanian #13 says:

    @He who must not be named: I have no idea who you are, but I seriously like the cut of your jib.

  34. Jc says:

    Biden to Prez: “two words, Odor Eaters…get some”

  35. Tillman says:

    This is my rifle, this is my gun…

  36. Blue Shark says:


    “No dude … I’m looking at ’em now … someone stole the pennies.