Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, September 30, 2013
Winners will be announced after Friday PM.
Horton hears a Cruz.
Even when government shutdown seemed inevitable, the invisible friend debate continued unabated.
I’m begging you, America. Make me President so I don’t have to deal with these common folk anymore.
Ted Cruz pleads for the creation of protest signs in colors other than yellow.
“Ted, this peace drum guy has been protesting out here since 1981, and you’re trying to convince him to go to war with Iran? You really don’t understand ‘picking your battles’, do you?”
BREAKING: Radical Republican Ted Cruz comes out, pro-Christianity.
What a maroon.
Ted, you might not like that Christianity is a crime in Iran, but it’s the law now. It’s. The. Law. Now. Stop complaining.
Microphone…check. Camera….check. Now where’s my bottle of water?
The American Taliban endorses Post-Its
By hour fifteen only the truly committed remained.
Too live Cruz sings Me So Thorny.
Green “Hey!”s and ham.
C’mon baby let me take you on a Ted Cruz….Owww wee, owww wee baby….. Ted Cruz…..
Full Moon out tonight?
“Yes, I’m going to a breast cancer awareness meeting after this, why do you ask?”
“How’s that dialog thingy working, Mr. President?”
@David in KC: @David in KC:
Close, but they would be the ones yelling, “BOIL THAT DUST SPECK”
Dearly beloved I say unto thee: I used literally ALL of my miracle-working power descending from Heaven to stand before you behind this podium. Therefore, I do not intend to do anything about this Pastor Sneed character you seem to think I give two flips about other than the photo op this provides my campaign. Sneed is hosed….. eff him. Cruz out.
@Pharoah Narim: I believe it’s Paster Saeed, unless you converted Saeed to Sneed as part of the humor in the caption. (with captions its sometimes hard to tell what’s intentional)
“I got nothing guys. I looked at the evidence; Christianity is clearly a crime in Iran. Protesting my daily preaching to the grass won’t change anything.”
@Rodney Dill: Cruz woulda butchered the guys name. Saeed is too “terroristy” LoL
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