Outside the Beltway

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1. David in KC says:
   Monday, 30 September 2013 at 07:27

   Horton hears a Cruz.
2. Tony W says:
   Monday, 30 September 2013 at 08:52

   Even when government shutdown seemed inevitable, the invisible friend debate continued unabated.
3. Hal 10000 says:
   Monday, 30 September 2013 at 10:19

   I’m begging you, America. Make me President so I don’t have to deal with these common folk anymore.
4. Hal 10000 says:
   Monday, 30 September 2013 at 10:19

   Ted Cruz pleads for the creation of protest signs in colors other than yellow.
5. Pinky says:
   Monday, 30 September 2013 at 10:47

   “Ted, this peace drum guy has been protesting out here since 1981, and you’re trying to convince him to go to war with Iran? You really don’t understand ‘picking your battles’, do you?”
6. JKB says:
   Monday, 30 September 2013 at 10:54

   BREAKING: Radical Republican Ted Cruz comes out, pro-Christianity.

   What a maroon.
7. Pinky says:
   Monday, 30 September 2013 at 10:55

   Ted, you might not like that Christianity is a crime in Iran, but it’s the law now. It’s. The. Law. Now. Stop complaining.
8. James Pearce says:
   Monday, 30 September 2013 at 11:05

   Microphone…check. Camera….check. Now where’s my bottle of water?
9. al-Ameda says:
   Monday, 30 September 2013 at 11:44

   The American Taliban endorses Post-Its
10. He who must not be named says:
    Monday, 30 September 2013 at 12:44

    Wrong TED.
11. He who must not be named says:
    Monday, 30 September 2013 at 12:46

    By hour fifteen only the truly committed remained.
12. He who must not be named says:
    Monday, 30 September 2013 at 15:26

    Too live Cruz sings Me So Thorny.
13. He who must not be named says:
    Monday, 30 September 2013 at 15:30

    Green “Hey!”s and ham.
14. Paul Hooson says:
    Tuesday, 1 October 2013 at 04:17

    C’mon baby let me take you on a Ted Cruz….Owww wee, owww wee baby….. Ted Cruz…..
15. Paul Hooson says:
    Tuesday, 1 October 2013 at 04:18

    Full Moon out tonight?
16. Mu says:
    Tuesday, 1 October 2013 at 12:12

    “Yes, I’m going to a breast cancer awareness meeting after this, why do you ask?”
17. john425 says:
    Tuesday, 1 October 2013 at 12:54

    “How’s that dialog thingy working, Mr. President?”
18. thygeekgoddess says:
    Tuesday, 1 October 2013 at 22:29

    @David in KC: @David in KC:

    Close, but they would be the ones yelling, “BOIL THAT DUST SPECK”

    soo…..whatevs.
19. Pharoah Narim says:
    Tuesday, 1 October 2013 at 23:53

    Dearly beloved I say unto thee: I used literally ALL of my miracle-working power descending from Heaven to stand before you behind this podium. Therefore, I do not intend to do anything about this Pastor Sneed character you seem to think I give two flips about other than the photo op this provides my campaign. Sneed is hosed….. eff him. Cruz out.
20. Rodney Dill says:
    Wednesday, 2 October 2013 at 09:42

    @Pharoah Narim: I believe it’s Paster Saeed, unless you converted Saeed to Sneed as part of the humor in the caption. (with captions its sometimes hard to tell what’s intentional)
21. Tillman says:
    Wednesday, 2 October 2013 at 12:27

    “I got nothing guys. I looked at the evidence; Christianity is clearly a crime in Iran. Protesting my daily preaching to the grass won’t change anything.”
22. Pharoah Narim says:
    Wednesday, 2 October 2013 at 14:52

    @Rodney Dill: Cruz woulda butchered the guys name. Saeed is too “terroristy” LoL