OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


Photo by GARY CAMERON/Reuters

Winners will be announced after Friday PM.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. David in KC says:

    Horton hears a Cruz.

  2. Tony W says:

    Even when government shutdown seemed inevitable, the invisible friend debate continued unabated.

  3. Hal 10000 says:

    I’m begging you, America. Make me President so I don’t have to deal with these common folk anymore.

  4. Hal 10000 says:

    Ted Cruz pleads for the creation of protest signs in colors other than yellow.

  5. Pinky says:

    “Ted, this peace drum guy has been protesting out here since 1981, and you’re trying to convince him to go to war with Iran? You really don’t understand ‘picking your battles’, do you?”

  6. JKB says:

    BREAKING: Radical Republican Ted Cruz comes out, pro-Christianity.

    What a maroon.

  7. Pinky says:

    Ted, you might not like that Christianity is a crime in Iran, but it’s the law now. It’s. The. Law. Now. Stop complaining.

  8. James Pearce says:

    Microphone…check. Camera….check. Now where’s my bottle of water?

  9. al-Ameda says:

    The American Taliban endorses Post-Its

  10. He who must not be named says:

    Wrong TED.

  11. He who must not be named says:

    By hour fifteen only the truly committed remained.

  12. He who must not be named says:

    Too live Cruz sings Me So Thorny.

  13. He who must not be named says:

    Green “Hey!”s and ham.

  14. Paul Hooson says:

    C’mon baby let me take you on a Ted Cruz….Owww wee, owww wee baby….. Ted Cruz…..

  15. Paul Hooson says:

    Full Moon out tonight?

  16. Mu says:

    “Yes, I’m going to a breast cancer awareness meeting after this, why do you ask?”

  17. john425 says:

    “How’s that dialog thingy working, Mr. President?”

  18. thygeekgoddess says:

    @David in KC: @David in KC:

    Close, but they would be the ones yelling, “BOIL THAT DUST SPECK”


  19. Pharoah Narim says:

    Dearly beloved I say unto thee: I used literally ALL of my miracle-working power descending from Heaven to stand before you behind this podium. Therefore, I do not intend to do anything about this Pastor Sneed character you seem to think I give two flips about other than the photo op this provides my campaign. Sneed is hosed….. eff him. Cruz out.

  20. Rodney Dill says:

    @Pharoah Narim: I believe it’s Paster Saeed, unless you converted Saeed to Sneed as part of the humor in the caption. (with captions its sometimes hard to tell what’s intentional)

  21. Tillman says:

    “I got nothing guys. I looked at the evidence; Christianity is clearly a crime in Iran. Protesting my daily preaching to the grass won’t change anything.”

  22. Pharoah Narim says:

    @Rodney Dill: Cruz woulda butchered the guys name. Saeed is too “terroristy” LoL