Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Thursday, October 3, 2013
Winners will be announced after Tuesday PM.
“I told you to take a LEFT at the Bering STRAIT, you IDIOT! NOT Bering STREET!!”
“……awe dang…..I told you we should’ve taken that left turn at Albuquerque. … “
The government shutdown severely limited President Obama in his choice of transportation to reach the Venice G7 summit.
Russia’s newest Stealth submarine was not as successful as the Kremlin had hoped for.
Submarine commanders are lousy at parallel parking.
I guess they’ll have to expand that underground parking garage now.
A rising sub lifts all boats, well, one car anyway.
Perhaps quantum teleportation should’ve been small-scale tested first…
COMNAVSUBFOR TO ALL UNITS AT SEA: Due to the government shutdown, all boats are to immediately surface and remain surfaced regardless of location…
Boy, I’ll bet his insurance rates are gonna go up.
A variation on why the new Italian Navy is typically equipped with glass-bottomed ships.
A young Marko Ramius celebrates Spring Break in Polyarny.
Michael Bay’s “Hunt for Red October” remake is going to suuuuuck.
Captain Franco learns that Canal Street is not an actual canal.
The good news is nobody drowned.
The “Red October” surfaces for memorial for Tom Clancy’s passing.
Russian submarine makes courtesy call in London. The Queen is “not amused”.
The skipper of the Costa Concordia gets a second chance, but…
Suddenly some cars don’t seem so Smart…….
Where were you when the federal Navy budget ran out….
Russian submarine not work so well, have to come up for air often….
A polish submarine had a fire. They took it up to the surface rather than keeping in the water and called the fire department.
Adventures Of A Whipped Husband
Wife: “See I told you not to buy this small car. I told you what if a submarine pops through the street. Here we go….”
Husband: ” All right….”
“Hey Captain Nemo! Nice parking job…”
20,000 Leaks Under The Sea….
Sea Wolf mistakes Smart Car for midnight snack.
Apple Maps: “Surface now!”
I will never complain about the potholes in my town again.
Really. Just… WTF?!
Jacques Cousteau in search of the elusive land shark.
Who’s da U-boat commander?
@He who must not be named: Das ein U-boat? Nein, Das ein Maya boat.
Bad woman driver attempts to visit White House: leads twelve Secret Service cars, eighteen Capitol Hill Police cars, five Apache helicopter gunships and the Atlantic Fleet on a high-speed chase through Washington DC.
Newsflash: Charlie Rangel blames Republicans.
Can you tell me where they keep the nuclear wessels?
One of our submarines is missing tonight, seems she ran aground on maneuvers.
Jesus, Frank, when I asked for an Italian sub, I meant a goddamn sandwich!
“Gee, this movie set is already really missing the help of Tom Clancy…”
Somehow I think appointing Chuck Hagel was a mistake….
“Ist dis not the U-boat?”
“Yaw, dis ist da U-boat.”
“Hey lady, I’ve got your submarine right here…”
1st guy: “Did you hear about the submarine disaster?”
2nd guy: “No, but I heard about the monster truck event accident in Mexico over the weekend. It did nearly $50 damage.”
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