OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Barcroft Media

Winners will be announced after Tuesday PM.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “I told you to take a LEFT at the Bering STRAIT, you IDIOT! NOT Bering STREET!!”

  2. markm says:

    “……awe dang…..I told you we should’ve taken that left turn at Albuquerque. … “

  3. Mu says:

    The government shutdown severely limited President Obama in his choice of transportation to reach the Venice G7 summit.

  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Russia’s newest Stealth submarine was not as successful as the Kremlin had hoped for.

  5. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Submarine commanders are lousy at parallel parking.

  6. OzarkHillbilly says:

    I guess they’ll have to expand that underground parking garage now.

  7. OzarkHillbilly says:

    A rising sub lifts all boats, well, one car anyway.

  8. Perhaps quantum teleportation should’ve been small-scale tested first…

  9. COMNAVSUBFOR TO ALL UNITS AT SEA: Due to the government shutdown, all boats are to immediately surface and remain surfaced regardless of location…

  10. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Boy, I’ll bet his insurance rates are gonna go up.

  11. A variation on why the new Italian Navy is typically equipped with glass-bottomed ships.

  12. Wyatt Earp says:

    A young Marko Ramius celebrates Spring Break in Polyarny.

  13. Hal 10000 says:

    Michael Bay’s “Hunt for Red October” remake is going to suuuuuck.

  14. Moosebreath says:

    Captain Franco learns that Canal Street is not an actual canal.

  15. al-Ameda says:

    The good news is nobody drowned.

  16. john425 says:

    The “Red October” surfaces for memorial for Tom Clancy’s passing.

    Russian submarine makes courtesy call in London. The Queen is “not amused”.

  17. john425 says:

    The skipper of the Costa Concordia gets a second chance, but…

  18. Paul Hooson says:

    Suddenly some cars don’t seem so Smart…….

  19. Paul Hooson says:

    Where were you when the federal Navy budget ran out….

  20. Paul Hooson says:

    Russian submarine not work so well, have to come up for air often….

  21. Paul Hooson says:

    A polish submarine had a fire. They took it up to the surface rather than keeping in the water and called the fire department.

  22. Paul Hooson says:

    Adventures Of A Whipped Husband

    Wife: “See I told you not to buy this small car. I told you what if a submarine pops through the street. Here we go….”

    Husband: ” All right….”

  23. Paul Hooson says:

    “Gilligan!”

  24. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hey Captain Nemo! Nice parking job…”

  25. Paul Hooson says:

    20,000 Leaks Under The Sea….

  26. Alan Rudo says:

    Sea Wolf mistakes Smart Car for midnight snack.

  27. jd says:

    Apple Maps: “Surface now!”

    I will never complain about the potholes in my town again.

    Really. Just… WTF?!

  28. rodney dill says:

    Jacques Cousteau in search of the elusive land shark.

  29. He who must not be named says:

    Who’s da U-boat commander?

  30. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @He who must not be named: Das ein U-boat? Nein, Das ein Maya boat.

  31. Bad woman driver attempts to visit White House: leads twelve Secret Service cars, eighteen Capitol Hill Police cars, five Apache helicopter gunships and the Atlantic Fleet on a high-speed chase through Washington DC.

  32. He who must not be named says:

    Newsflash: Charlie Rangel blames Republicans.

  33. He who must not be named says:

    Can you tell me where they keep the nuclear wessels?

  34. He who must not be named says:
  35. Jeremy says:

    Jesus, Frank, when I asked for an Italian sub, I meant a goddamn sandwich!

  36. Paul Hooson says:

    “Gee, this movie set is already really missing the help of Tom Clancy…”

  37. Paul Hooson says:

    Somehow I think appointing Chuck Hagel was a mistake….

  38. Paul Hooson says:

    “Ist dis not the U-boat?”

    “Yaw, dis ist da U-boat.”

    “U-boat?”

    “Yaw, U-boat!”

    “U-boat. Ohhhhhhhh…..”

  39. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hey lady, I’ve got your submarine right here…”

  40. Paul Hooson says:

    1st guy: “Did you hear about the submarine disaster?”

    2nd guy: “No, but I heard about the monster truck event accident in Mexico over the weekend. It did nearly $50 damage.”