OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

(AFP/Natalia Kolesnikova)

Winners will be announced Monday

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. The Fury says:

    “This guy on my left smells like poo.”

  2. Vast Variety says:

    “Sarge is sexy”

  3. Mr. Prosser says:

    Wait a minute; is it left, right, left, right or right left, right left?

  4. Vast Variety says:


  5. Maggie Mama says:

    I’m warning you; keep your cross-hairs off my chiny-chin-chin.

  6. We’ll scratch your eyes out.

  7. Metrosexuals on parade.

  8. I sure hope those things aren’t loaded. The rifles, I mean.

  9. We are all individuals!

  10. I’m not.

  11. G.A.Phillips says:

    Only two things one thing comes from…..

  12. Rock says:

    Obama looks down his nose at you like this, so do we.

  13. Neil Hudelson says:

    Hold on…did someone just mention cake?

  14. Cool Hand Luke says:

    “Zut alors! Zis is not ze “missionary position”. Zis is not ze French way.”

  15. MstrB says:

    Vladimir loses the Viagra challenge.

  16. FormerHostage says:

    Did I leave the iron on?

  17. FormerHostage says:

    I wish he’d stop poking me in the butt with his rifle….hey…wait a minute!

  18. rodney dill says:

    “Hmmmm…. Ice Cream truck is coming.”

  19. Peterh says:

    Damn…..can’t remember if I got the ammo clip with blanks or…….not…..

  20. Michael Hamm says:

    Clone Heads.

  21. rodney dill says:

    I’ll kill da wabbit

  22. rodney dill says:

    (thinking) “This soldiering sucks, maybe I could get a job following fat people around with a tuba.”

  23. Greg says:

    It takes quite a bit of practice, but eventually, the barrel of an AK-47 will give you the closest shave you will ever have

  24. Thomas Wayne says:

    I think I just pooped my pants…

  25. yetanotherjohn says:

    Somehow I just don’t see these boy’s grandpas who fought in Stalingrad being all that impressed

    Haughtiness has a quality all it’s own.

    Maybe using a poetry contest to select which unit gets to march in the May day parade wasn’t such a good idea.

    The Russians must be 10 feet tall, they are sure looking down their noses at us.

    Very pretty, General. Very pretty. But, can they fight?