OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


(REUTERS/Eduardo Munoz – 19th slide of 20)

Winners will be announced after Friday PM. As mentioned previously, the winners and contests this week may be delayed due to travel.

Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. JKB says:

    Having had his security check, Metrosexual Man prepare to depart on his flight.

  2. Mu says:

    “No Marble boy, I need to check your other marbles.”

  3. John Burgess says:

    Police wanted to have a word with Mammogram Man, offering free breast exams to those watching the New York Marathon.

  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Hat tip to the above who saw something when I saw nothing…

    The police officer declined to search Mammalian Guy when when Mammalian Guy asked, “Hey, you wanna check out my gerbil?”

  5. markm says:

    Police officer: “…so after losing your plan, how much are your rates going up?”

    Medicine Man: “I could only get on long enough to get a quote but it looks like it is going up by this much.”

  6. al-Ameda says:

    “Put your hands in the air like this … okay now, join me … ‘we are the world, we are the children ….'”

  7. OzarkHillbilly says:

    It really is this big.

  8. walt moffett says:

    Meta Man brings a bag of context

  9. John425 says:

    Policeman: “Hey, Medical Man says he’s here to fix Obamacare. Shall I let him in?”

  10. He who must not be named says:

    Marathon Man says, “Yes, it’s safe, it’s very safe, it’s so safe you wouldn’t believe it.”

  11. He who must not be named says:

    Marathon Man says, “No. It’s not safe, it’s… very dangerous, be careful.”

  12. He who must not be named says:

    “I demand a cavity search!”

  13. He who must not be named says:

    Edna Mode phones in to remind everyone: NO CAPES!

  14. Hal 10000 says:

    The latest savior of the Republican Party begins his 2016 campaign.

  15. JWH says:

    Marathon Man, Marathon Man
    He’s ain’t running, just a marathon fan!
    Stands by the side, cheers real loud
    He wears tights, can see him in the crowd
    Marathon Man, Marathon Man.

  16. John425 says:

    Terry McAuliffe-man on the campaign trail.

  17. He who must not be named says:

    Marathon Man, Marathon Man,
    Marathon Man hates Officer Man.
    They have a fight, Officer wins.
    Officer Man.

  18. markm says:

    Police officer: “Hey Medical Man….what is the lowdown on what the administration meant about keeping your plan?”.

    Medical Man: “Wellllllllllll….he misspoke and was quoted out of context. What he meant was if you had a plan you liked, you could keep it right up until October 1st when he thought you should have a better plan. Your premiums should only go up this much.”

  19. He who must not be named says:

    If someone who works with chemicals is a chemist, and someone who duels is a duellist, then someone who races must be a TEABAGGER!

  20. markm says:

    Officer: ” OK buddy, just who in the heck are you supposed to be?.”

    “I am dyslexic Wanted To Keep My Plan Man….we good?”

  21. rodney dill says:

    Officer: “That’s not I meant when I said,‘Show me you’re nuts.’

  22. Pinky says:

    No one can accuse Man of delusions of grandeur.

  23. John425 says:

    In Seattle, where he’s now legal, Mr. Marijuana Man is happily one toke over the line.

    Marijuana Man shares an encounter with Seattle’s finest.

  24. Paul Hooson says:

    Super dog pooper scooper man!

  25. Paul Hooson says:

    Police profile case #1894: Super hero nerd nut that’s never been laid

  26. Paul Hooson says:

    “It’s a bird!”

    “It’s a plane!”

    “No, it’s never been laid man!”

  27. JWH says:

    Oh, come on. Who downvotes a Spider-Man riff?

  28. rodney dill says:

    @JWH: Now if you did Spidermanbearpig… I’d understand the downvote

  29. JWH says:

    A police officer relishes a rare chance to stick it to the Man.