OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


REUTERS/Thierry Roge

Winners will be announced after Tuesday PM.

Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. John Burgess says:

    The soap! The soap! Where the hell’s the soap?!

  2. KM says:

    Fartillery units to the front! Ready, aim, FIRE!

  3. JWH says:

    Ill-met by moonlight.

  4. JKB says:

    A public proposal of Gay marriage.

  5. Pinky says:

    Exactly who is gassing whom?

  6. Pinky says:

    The officers were trained to respond to lunging protesters, not protesters doing lunges.

  7. MstrB says:

    That protestor was ready for the Deming Police Department

  8. MstrB says:

    Looks like one person signed up for Obamacare today.

  9. al-Ameda says:

    Roll out of the new Voter ID program in Texas

  10. John425 says:

    Obamacare regulations require “the State” to form a panel of experts to decide on certain Proctology exams. Police have experience in dealing with a**holes.

  11. John425 says:

    Protester misunderstands police order to “evacuate”.

  12. Mu says:

    “And for this, honey, I had to undress, and this is how my pants ended up at that other girl’s place”

  13. OzarkHillbilly says:

    The police did not know what to make of the William Wallace impersonation.

  14. OzarkHillbilly says:

    KNOCK IT OFF, MEL!!! We really don’t care what you think of the Jews!

  15. Someone misheard and thought it was the “Million Moon March” on November 5th.

  16. He who must not be named says:

    The guy in the red cap was part of a larger protest demanding more government. He got what he wished for.

  17. Franklin says:

    “I’m just surprised you were able to write so legibly on your own butt” – Lisa Simpson

  18. Franklin says:

    Well isn’t this lad a bit cheeky?

  19. CSK says:

    Ready, aim, TWERK!

  20. He who must not be named says:

    Does this barricade make my ass look fat?

  21. He who must not be named says:

    Jimmy thought this would be sufficient motivation for him to run the 40 in less than 4.6.

  22. jd says:

    Jenos, is that you?

  23. Police somehow knew they weren’t facing the run of the mill crack addict.