Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, November 11, 2013
Winners will be announced after Friday PM.
A romantic night out with the Classical Furries.
The avant-garde group “Daft Paganini” never really did take off.
Yiffing enters the mainstream as the Filadelphia Furry Filharmonic takes the stage at a recent Kennedy Center performance.
Never date a musician. They’re animals.
“Carnival of the Animals”, by Saint-Seans…authentic performance premiere. Sadly, the performance turned tragic a minute later when Nature’s Law kicked in.
“Joe, stop blowing into the tuba at random intervals, and Hilary, stop stealing the lead from Barak”
Music has charms to soothe the savage beasts.
The Star Wars bar scene as re-imagined by PETA had a certain je ne sais quoi.
Animal Law students experiment with the instrumentalities of interstate commerce.
After the hamsters got picked for the lucrative Kia commercials, the other animals went back to their first love.
okay now, ‘Highway to Hell’ on two …..
Old McDonald for the longhair set.
Fur is the new black.
I thought Für Elise was a piano piece.
And you can tell Jack Woltz I ain’t no producer.
Boxer seized the baton and immediately embraced the amended commandments of “two legs good, four legs better” and “all animals are equal but some are more equal than others.”
Boxer seized the baton and immediately embraced the amended commandments of “four legs good, two legs better” and “all animals are equal but some are more equal than others.”
[Corrected. My apologies.]
During the government shutdown, the animals at the National Zoo had to make their own entertainment.
They are missing the six baboons who play bassoons.
It won’t be clear how well the new Star Wars film’s homage to the classic “cantina scene” will be received until all the lens flares are added.
“We used to have a fuller sound, but someone ate the gazelles.”
Ylvis’ Unplugged in Zoo York: What does the fox say?
The Lee Corso Impersonators are available for weddings, birthday parties and bar mitzvahs!
Rehearsal resumed after the donkey and elephant were removed for playing discordant strains.
“There is a house in New Orleans /
They call The Rising Sun”
Personally, I think having the Donkey as maestro/band leader is a bad idea. Look at what’s been happening for the last five years.
♪What does the fox say♪
Did I really play in an orchestra on a carnivorous island with sundry animals and a tiger named Richard Parker? Or was the animal orchestra a tale I told to hide from human venality and my own actions? Which story do you like? Which story is real? So it is with God.
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