OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


Professional musicians wearing animal masks perform at the Zoorasia zoo in Yokohama

REUTERS/Toru Hanai

Winners will be announced after Friday PM.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. JWH says:

    A romantic night out with the Classical Furries.

  2. Peacewood says:

    The avant-garde group “Daft Paganini” never really did take off.

  3. John Burgess says:

    Yiffing enters the mainstream as the Filadelphia Furry Filharmonic takes the stage at a recent Kennedy Center performance.

  4. JKB says:

    Never date a musician. They’re animals.

  5. John Peabody says:

    “Carnival of the Animals”, by Saint-Seans…authentic performance premiere. Sadly, the performance turned tragic a minute later when Nature’s Law kicked in.

  6. Mu says:

    “Joe, stop blowing into the tuba at random intervals, and Hilary, stop stealing the lead from Barak”

  7. Moosebreath says:

    Music has charms to soothe the savage beasts.

  8. CSK says:

    The Star Wars bar scene as re-imagined by PETA had a certain je ne sais quoi.

  9. JWH says:

    Animal Law students experiment with the instrumentalities of interstate commerce.

  10. Tony W says:

    Surprise Symphony

  11. Rick Almeida says:

    After the hamsters got picked for the lucrative Kia commercials, the other animals went back to their first love.

  12. al-Ameda says:

    okay now, ‘Highway to Hell’ on two …..

  13. He who must not be named says:

    Old McDonald for the longhair set.

  14. He who must not be named says:

    Fur is the new black.

  15. He who must not be named says:

    I thought Für Elise was a piano piece.

  16. He who must not be named says:

    And you can tell Jack Woltz I ain’t no producer.

  17. He who must not be named says:

    Boxer seized the baton and immediately embraced the amended commandments of “two legs good, four legs better” and “all animals are equal but some are more equal than others.”

  18. He who must not be named says:

    Boxer seized the baton and immediately embraced the amended commandments of “four legs good, two legs better” and “all animals are equal but some are more equal than others.”

    [Corrected. My apologies.]

  19. Pinky says:

    During the government shutdown, the animals at the National Zoo had to make their own entertainment.

  20. John425 says:

    They are missing the six baboons who play bassoons.

  21. Hal 10000 says:

    It won’t be clear how well the new Star Wars film’s homage to the classic “cantina scene” will be received until all the lens flares are added.

  22. Pinky says:

    “We used to have a fuller sound, but someone ate the gazelles.”

  23. Michigan Mike says:

    Ylvis’ Unplugged in Zoo York: What does the fox say?

  24. He who must not be named says:

    The Lee Corso Impersonators are available for weddings, birthday parties and bar mitzvahs!

  25. Left Coast Libertarian says:

    Rehearsal resumed after the donkey and elephant were removed for playing discordant strains.

  26. Pinky says:

    “There is a house in New Orleans /
    They call The Rising Sun”

  27. John425 says:

    Personally, I think having the Donkey as maestro/band leader is a bad idea. Look at what’s been happening for the last five years.

  28. ♪What does the fox say♪

  29. JWH says:

    Did I really play in an orchestra on a carnivorous island with sundry animals and a tiger named Richard Parker? Or was the animal orchestra a tale I told to hide from human venality and my own actions? Which story do you like? Which story is real? So it is with God.