OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


Photo by: Bebeto Matthews

Winners will be announced after Sunday PM.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Mu says:

    Never again would the ale house run its “free beer for Santa” promotion during Santacon.

  2. Fog says:

    The “Red Shirts” muster to defend Christmas (the War of Atheist Aggression).

  3. James Pearce says:

    Today the non-smokers stand outside.

  4. Tillman says:

    When your day ends such that you’re wearing a skirt in freezing weather and a pink hat instead of red, wouldn’t you want a drink too?

  5. al-Ameda says:

    “We’re here to see the White Santa”

  6. JKB says:

    It was Christmas at the Ale House
    The best time of the year
    The Santas all were ‘appy
    Their guts were full of beer

    Out stood a naughty school girl
    In the cold, hoping to get in
    Kneesocks and bare legs
    Skirt little barrier to the wind

    She come to sit on laps
    Many as it she had
    To make it up to Santa
    For a year of breaking bad

    So let this be a lesson girls
    If naughty you would be
    You’ll spend Christmas with drunken Santas
    Hardly a time for glee

  7. Pinky says:

    “Santa got drunk and threw up.”
    “On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen.”

    (an old joke, not for the contest)

  8. Pinky says:

    Guys in a Santa suit drink half price
    Gals in half a Santa suit drink free

  9. Tillman says:

    It turns out Santa’s Naughty-Or-Nice list can be malleable if you know how to persuade him.

  10. RockThisTown says:

    The elf rasslin’ match is a big draw for Santas everywhere.

  11. RockThisTown says:

    North Pole Pale Ale microbrew happy hour.

  12. David in KC says:

    You serve one Santa and the next thing ou know, you’re a Santa bar.

  13. RockThisTown says:

    The ‘Miracle on 34th Street’ showing was mistakenly advertised as ‘Beer Last Call on 12th Street’.

  14. Chuck.Tatum, Chicago says:

    “Anyone care to split a designated sleigh?”

  15. Tillman says:

    “Okay, seriously? Think this through. Fat. Ruddy cheeks. Jolly. He’s obviously wasted.”

  16. He who must not be named says:

    No ma’am, I’m sorry but this is the naughty line.

  17. He who must not be named says:

    Things backed up a bit when Joe Biden was hired as the bouncer and he insisted that everyone sit on his lap for a picture before entering.

  18. He who must not be named says:

    A crowd gathered when a very intoxicated dyslexic Phil Robertson said he was buying drinks at the 12th Street Ase Houle.

  19. Pinky says:

    bad resource allocation: twenty-five Salvation Army volunteers for one kettle

  20. Chuck.Tatum, Chicago says:

    “They were all out to get Blitzen.”

  21. Chuck.Tatum, Chicago says:

    “Alright, who pressed the Instant Santa app?”

  22. Chuck.Tatum, Chicago says:

    “I’m shocked, SHOCKED to see gifting going on here!”

  23. John425 says:

    Desperate Obamacare Navigators offer a free brew for unemployed Santas if they sign-up.

    K-Street lobbyists fuel up before approaching Congress.

  24. Pinky says:

    That girl in the pink hat – Santa put something really nice in those stockings!

  25. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hey that girl in the short dress and white socks looks hot! I’d like to go down her chimney on Christmas morning!”

  26. Paul Hooson says:

    Biggest barroom promotion mistake of all time: “Irish Drink free Day”….