Thursday, May 19, 2011
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday
Testes, testes. One, two…
After getting laid off from the S&M dungeon I decided to try my hand at farming.
You say “tomato,” I say possible source of alternative energy research funding.
The RNC interviews their next best hope for the 2012 presidential nomination.
CIA uses proven “enhanced interrogation technique” on a tomato plant captured at Abottabad.
Farmville: Geek Mode
It’s about time Republicans grew a set of balls
The Hot Jolt beans are ready for harvest?
“Tell me, Clarice… do you still hear the screaming of the tomatoes?”
Yes John, its getting bad, but not yet the lost in the sewer with a sword epidemic we had in the early part of the 1980s.
You ever wonder where some in the Obama administration got the idea to seed the atmosphere? Well now you know.
No, this is NOT how you make fire-roasted tomatoes!
I. GIVE. YOU. LIFE!!!
@Jay Tea, The Silence of The Yams?
More liberal Moonbattery
“This is gonna be the best T-ohm-ato crop yet.”
“Und zen vee send zer shock to zer balls and BOOM! vee haff nuclear fuzionkerplatz! Das is alles”
Latest green fuels announcement demonstrates how to get .035 feet per gallon of tomato.
In 1966, Donovan released the song “Mellow Yellow”, which included a line about “electrical banana”. The original lyrics called for “electrical tomato” but somehow didn’t fit with the song title.
In light of the exploding watermelons in China, the US escalates the Garden Arms Race with atomic tomatoes, or ATOMatos. Unfortunately, the Chinese have already deployed the current crop as ICBMs (Intercontinental Ballistic Melons).
Alas, in the final dark days of the “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes”, L. Ron Hubbard (photographed here with his patented “Electrometer”) found a weakness in the lycopersicon esculentum, saving all mankind from salads.
It is a little known fact that L. Ron Hubbard in addition to his works of fiction and founder of Scientology also invented the first juice extractor.
Pictured: dangerous, mutated vegetable created during failed lab experiment.
Also pictured: a tomato.
If you can resist eating them, L. Ron Hubbard insisted that tomatoes make excellent conversationalists.
Can you hear me now?
L. Ron Hubbard’s early attempts at picking up girls were not quite as successful as his other endeavors.
A pioneer of green technology, L. Ron Hubbard was the first to use a tomato powered iPod.
(Intercontinental Ballistic Melons).
Just the run of the mill ICBM crop, or the Pamela Anderson variety?
Finally, proof that iPods turn your mind into a vegetable!
Where is Bean Laden! Tell me!
This is Major Tom-a-to ground control…
Measuring green energy.
Is it safe?
Instant karma’s gonna get you.
Like you’ve never measured the impedance of fruit.
The Great Satan. (Say it with a lisp.)
A fruit and a vegetable.
Testing the ‘mater meter.
You should see what he does to his zucchini!
Kucinich pere’: Earth to Mother ship! Earth to Mother ship! Can you hear me?
Hmmmm….looks promising…..now to find a woman volunteer who also wishes for bigger tomatoes
Decades ahead of his time, L. Ron Hubbard not only accurately predicted that tomatoes could speak, but one-day that they would learn to snowboard and fly.
Ron’s instrumented tomato shows great reluctance to give in and tell all.
The last surviving Flavr Savr is electrocuted after all EU appeals were ultimately denied.
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