OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM



Winners will be announced after Friday PM.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Everybody had to be in character for the Robert Gates book signing tour.

  2. OzarkHillbilly says:

    It’s that time of year again: “The 2nd session of the 113th Congress is now in session!”

  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    John Boehner: “Hey! Who stole my gavel???”

    Nancy Pelosi: “Not me….”

    Eric Kantor: “I can not tell a lie: Ted Cruz took it!”

  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Used to be Times Square was safe for degenerates, losers, and homeless people. Now look at it!

  5. OzarkHillbilly says:

    The Golden Globes just ain’t what they used to be.

  6. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Curse you Chris Christie!!! Now look at what you’ve done with your bridge closings!!!

  7. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Former members of Chris Christie’s administration have been reduced to panhandling in Times Square after Bridge-a-palooza.

  8. bill says:

    got wood….y?

  9. Tony W says:

    After being shunned by the furries, Woody and Minnie explore Times Square on their own.

  10. Mu says:

    Woody couldn’t believe that he wasn’t the weirdest guy on Times square.

  11. Moosebreath says:

    Woody got Buzzed, and is wandering Times Square without making a Peep.

  12. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @Moosebreath: Ouch!

  13. al-Ameda says:

    “Midnight Cowboy: The Prequel”

  14. CSK says:

    Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?

  15. rodney dill says:

    @Moosebreath: Probably would’ve been Ho, Bo’s lesser known sister.

  16. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @al-Ameda: “Have you seen Ratso Rizzo?”

  17. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @rodney dill: Double OUCH!!

  18. Moosebreath says:

    @rodney dill:

    I thought Ho Bo went across the river with Ken.

  19. JKB says:

    They told me that if a Progressive was elected mayor of NYC, you’d see woodies at Times Square again.

  20. Tillman says:

    “I’m a real [cow]boy now, and WHOAAAOHMYGODWWWHHHYYYYYYY?!?!?” *Scanners-style head explosion*

  21. Tillman says:

    Oh wow, I just read the story this picture was captioned to.

    [also an entry]

  22. Hal_10000 says:

    The recession has hit Toon Town harder than anywhere else.

  23. Pinky says:

    what every tourist looks like to New Yorkers

  24. He who must not be named says:

    Pull my string?

  25. He who must not be named says:

    You’ve got a friend in me, or do I have that backwards?

  26. He who must not be named says:

    What’s the problem? You asked Elmo to tickle you.

  27. He who must not be named says:

    Reach for the sky, On second thought, lower. No, lower.

  28. rodney dill says:

    @He who must not be named: “Anyone seen the all new Bugger Me Elmo?”

  29. Tillman says:

    Elmo’s shocked face only subsided once he realized the man was pissing in the street because his socioeconomic class didn’t provide him with in-home toilet facilities. “Really,” thought Elmo, “it all comes down to the sociological forces that shape our lives.”

  30. jd says:

    Hey, Minnie! You’re lookin’ hot. Wanna hook up with Cookie Monster and beat up some kids?

  31. CSK says:

    It’s quite clear he rode a blazing saddle.

  32. bill says:

    “so i tickled elmo……and i don’t want to talk about what happened after……..”

  33. Paul Hooson says:

    I here that MIDNIGHT COWBOY Sequel isn’t good….

  34. David Hamm says:

    With all these cartoon characters around – Woody is getting a woody.

  35. Paul Hooson says:

    A promo for that new attraction at Disneyland….The Hall Of Overpriced Toys

  36. Paul Hooson says:

    “Why do they call him Woody? Well, I hear it’s something involving having to tie popsickle sticks around it in order to…..”

  37. Tillman says:

    Woody soon became concerned over how many people mistook him for Mitt Romney.

  38. He who must not be named says:

    Why so serious?

  39. He who must not be named says:

    Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Hello boys! Work. Work. Work. Work. Work.

  40. Paul Hooson says:

    The only person more stiff than Woody….Al Gore…

  41. Paul Hooson says:

    Times Square is getting worse again….

  42. Paul Hooson says:

    One of the dangers of Gay sex cruising on Times Square….wood splinters….

  43. Paul Hooson says:

    Hey Lou, take a walk on the wild side….

  44. Paul Hooson says:

    Hey Woody, take a walk on the wild side….

  45. Paul Hooson says:


  46. Paul Hooson says:

    Finally! A version of MIDNIGHT COWBOY you’ll want to bring your kids to see!

  47. Paul Hooson says:

    What if Disney made MIDNIGHT COWBOY?

  48. rodney dill says:

    @Paul Hooson: Documented in the movie… Oak Back Mounted.

  49. Paul Hooson says:

    If you want to take him home, then buy him a quart of wood sealer….

  50. Paul Hooson says:

    A sad state of the times. Disney mascots reduced to having to hook on the streets…..