Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, January 20, 2014
Winners will be announced after Friday PM.
“And I’d do it again, so F-you.”
And your point is?
And I said, “And then I fired… ummm… errr… ummm… somebody help me here, what was her name again?”
So I took my Sandy Relief funds toys and went home.
State Troopers? Take car of that problem, will you?
Veni, vidi, vici.
The difference is, I make this look good.
Veni, vidi, vici. Now, where’s that plane to Florida?
You may kiss the ring now.
It is good to be king.
I’m not a bully. I always clench my fists like this when members of the press forget their place and question me.
Just when I thought I was out of any deep shit caused by me, my staff and the corrupt way we do things in New Jersey, they bring me back in.
@smitty: Sort of gives a different meaning to ‘Getting a Chubby.’
Two things you cannot do: Make me smile or pull my fists apart.
One thing you can do: Whatever I say.
Chris’s audition tape for a Metamucil commercial, just in case the governor thing doesn’t work out.
“I got nothing more to say to those morons …. errrr … my staff.”
“No, I have not sought governing advice from Rob Ford.”
Governor Christie follows Obama’s lead & invents the selfie fist bump.
A bridge to nowhere . . . over troubled water.
Attention SuperBowl fans traveling to the game . . . avoid the George Washington Bridge @ Fort Lee.
@rodney dill: Verily, indeed, and quite.
Christie: “…and here’s my Obama imitation.”
Racist media outraged about someone paying $350K to hunt black rhinos, but get paid to hunt & destroy this Rino.
The Outlaw Jersey Whale.
“Hmmm… Hacking expert David Kennedy says he cracked HealthCare.gov in 4 minutes… that’s longer than my bid for the Presidency lasted.”
I got your scandal right here.
Urf! If the suit doesn’t fit, you must aquit.
The Bridge Over The River Quack
“Und der Fuhrer says….”
Humpty Dumpty set on a Bridge Wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the governor’s horses and all the governor’s men, could not put Humpty Dumpty back together again….
Man One: “Chris Christie is the governor….”
Man Two: :Yeah, and Bon Jovi thinks he’s a rock star!”
“No, I said I’m portly – I didn’t say anything about Fort Lee!”
Governor Christie’s Zero Mostel impression did nothing for his cause.
Christie “Who has two thumbs and doesn’t care what you think? This guy!”
Teacher “But your thumbs aren’t…”
Christie “F#@k you! Idiot!”
“I didn’t ask, ‘Who gave the order?’ I said to myself, ‘This is the life we have chosen.'”
“Listen, goombah, I’m so friggin’ tough, the M&Ms melt in my hands, not in my friggin’ mouth.”
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