OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced after Friday PM.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. smitty says:


  2. Tony W says:

    “And I’d do it again, so F-you.”

  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    And your point is?

  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    And I said, “And then I fired… ummm… errr… ummm… somebody help me here, what was her name again?”

  5. OzarkHillbilly says:

    So I took my Sandy Relief funds toys and went home.

  6. OzarkHillbilly says:

    State Troopers? Take car of that problem, will you?

  7. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Veni, vidi, vici.

  8. Mu says:

    The difference is, I make this look good.

  9. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Veni, vidi, vici. Now, where’s that plane to Florida?

  10. OzarkHillbilly says:

    You may kiss the ring now.

  11. OzarkHillbilly says:

    It is good to be king.

  12. OzarkHillbilly says:

    I’m not a bully. I always clench my fists like this when members of the press forget their place and question me.

  13. Barfour says:

    Just when I thought I was out of any deep shit caused by me, my staff and the corrupt way we do things in New Jersey, they bring me back in.

  14. rodney dill says:

    @smitty: Sort of gives a different meaning to ‘Getting a Chubby.’

  15. James Pearce says:

    Two things you cannot do: Make me smile or pull my fists apart.

    One thing you can do: Whatever I say.

  16. David in KC says:

    Chris’s audition tape for a Metamucil commercial, just in case the governor thing doesn’t work out.

  17. al-Ameda says:

    “I got nothing more to say to those morons …. errrr … my staff.”

  18. RockThisTown says:

    “No, I have not sought governing advice from Rob Ford.”

  19. RockThisTown says:

    Governor Christie follows Obama’s lead & invents the selfie fist bump.

  20. RockThisTown says:

    A bridge to nowhere . . . over troubled water.

  21. RockThisTown says:

    Attention SuperBowl fans traveling to the game . . . avoid the George Washington Bridge @ Fort Lee.

  22. smitty says:

    @rodney dill: Verily, indeed, and quite.

  23. John425 says:

    Christie: “…and here’s my Obama imitation.”

  24. RockThisTown says:

    Racist media outraged about someone paying $350K to hunt black rhinos, but get paid to hunt & destroy this Rino.

  25. Rafer Janders says:

    The Outlaw Jersey Whale.

  26. rodney dill says:

    “Hmmm… Hacking expert David Kennedy says he cracked HealthCare.gov in 4 minutes… that’s longer than my bid for the Presidency lasted.”

  27. He who must not be named says:

    I got your scandal right here.

  28. jd says:

    Urf! If the suit doesn’t fit, you must aquit.

  29. Paul Hooson says:

    The Bridge Over The River Quack

  30. Paul Hooson says:

    “Und der Fuhrer says….”

  31. Paul Hooson says:

    Humpty Dumpty set on a Bridge Wall

    Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

    All the governor’s horses and all the governor’s men, could not put Humpty Dumpty back together again….

  32. Paul Hooson says:

    Man One: “Chris Christie is the governor….”

    Man Two: :Yeah, and Bon Jovi thinks he’s a rock star!”

  33. RockThisTown says:

    “No, I said I’m portly – I didn’t say anything about Fort Lee!”

  34. Tillman says:

    Governor Christie’s Zero Mostel impression did nothing for his cause.

  35. grewgills says:

    Christie “Who has two thumbs and doesn’t care what you think? This guy!”
    Teacher “But your thumbs aren’t…”
    Christie “F#@k you! Idiot!”

  36. He who must not be named says:

    “I didn’t ask, ‘Who gave the order?’ I said to myself, ‘This is the life we have chosen.'”

  37. Paul Bourdius says:

    Bully? Moi?

  38. CSK says:

    “Listen, goombah, I’m so friggin’ tough, the M&Ms melt in my hands, not in my friggin’ mouth.”

  39. Mark Ryan says:

    Wonder Twins Powers Activate!