OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Tyrell says:

    I have heard of undercover police, but this takes the cake !!

  2. John Burgess says:

    The turning of the bulls.

  3. Tillman says:

    “This is our tithe. We will not be denied.”

  4. Conservative activists prepare for CPAC

  5. gVOR08 says:

    Once again it’s yak, yak, yak on OTB.

  6. Tillman says:

    “Come, young one, our pilgrimage to Fabled Angus awaits.”

  7. Mu says:

    Little Jimmy had not believed his parent that, if he didn’t straighten up, the devils would come for him.

  8. rodney dill says:

    @gVOR08: …but you see what happens if you talk back.

  9. Hal_10000 says:

    Experts are not quite sure the Ukrainian Army is up to stopping the Russians in Crimea.

  10. JWH says:

    PAGAN returns.

  11. Franklin says:

    Bam-Bam is thwarted trying to sneak into a Lodge meeting.

  12. RockThisTown says:

    “Try to crash a National Park gate? We’ll show you!”

  13. RockThisTown says:

    The International Pedophile Association ran out of volunteers, so they were forced to kidnap their prey.

  14. JWH says:

    LIttle Timmy finds himself in the horns of a dilemma.

  15. He who must not be named says:

    How did you get this image from the last episode of True Detective which doesn’t air until Sunday?

  16. John425 says:

    Obamacare Navigators score another “willing” subscriber!

  17. He who must not be named says:

    For the last time, you are not a minotaur. Now put that kid down.

  18. He who must not be named says:

    Mayor DeBlasio and the NEA make it clear in no uncertain terms that charter schools in New York are finished.

  19. He who must not be named says:

    There’s never a good picador around when you really need one.

  20. He who must not be named says:

    What if the zombies are bovine?

  21. He who must not be named says:

    Well, Courir de Mardi Gras is tomorrow.

  22. OzarkHillbilly says:

    The only thing I have involves recent changes in Boy Scout policies and somehow or other I don’t think Rodney would appreciate it.

  23. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @RockThisTown: Than again, Rodney seems OK with this so maybe…. Ahhh forget it. It isn’t really funny anyway.

  24. OzarkHillbilly says:

    I did think of this, tho I can hardly claim credit for it:

    “Obama has released the Homo Demons on the Black Man. Look out Black Woman. A White Homo may take your Man.”

  25. Tillman says:

    Filet Enfant.

  26. He who must not be named says:

    Human veal?

  27. He who must not be named says:

    Toro! Toro! Toro!

  28. Jc says:

    You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out. You grab a little boy and ya shake him all about

  29. Pinky says:

    Yakety yak – whatever you do, don’t talk back!

  30. CSK says:

    So, kid–what’s gnu with you?

  31. Mark Ryan says:

    Little Johnny is realizing that he’s about to become Bullshit!!!

  32. Paul Hooson says:

    “My favorite nightmare when I was a kid……Bad people will steal me….”

  33. Paul Hooson says:

    Bad people steal Paul Hooson as a child….Then they realize it’s Paul Hooson, so they bring him back!

  34. rodney dill says:

    @Paul Hooson: The Ransom of Red Chief

  35. al-Ameda says:

    “What? What’s an Amber Alert?”

  36. Pinky says:

    a little-known provision of No Child Left Behind

  37. Tillman says:

    His ma had always warned him about parting his hair in a radical way. Now he knew. Now he knew.

  38. Paul Hooson says:

    To make a long story short, this Krampus steals Paul Hooson as a boy. So Paul Hooson asks if he can be spanked by a sexy lady in black leather instead….

  39. Paul Hooson says:

    Holy crap! Some joker decided that bringing back THE FEAST OF THE HOLY INNOCENTS might be a good idea….

  40. Paul Hooson says:

    “Krampus? I thought we going to see, Grandpa?”

  41. Once a year, the Morlocks surface from their subterranean lairs to conduct a dramatic reading of Jonathan Swift’s “A Modest Proposal” for the benefit of the illiterate children of the Eloi.

  42. Paul Hooson says:

    Come see our exotic Krampus Festival. Enjoy the exotic costumes. Enjoy the beautiful scenery. You’ll want to stay for the birchings….

  43. Paul Hooson says:

    Boy 1:”Hey, is that a Krampus?”

    Boy 2: “Well, beats me?”

  44. Paul Hooson says:

    Boy1: “Personally, I think Mardi Gras with the girls boobs and beads is more fun than this…”

    Krampus: “Be still, and take your what’s due you….”

  45. Paul Hooson says:

    The priests over at St. Hagathas hold a fund raising event over in the parking lot…

  46. Paul Hooson says:

    Police Officer: “Hello, I’m looking for an individual who we believe might be here who failed to register….”

  47. Paul Hooson says:

    Boy1: “You know, I hate to say it. But, sometimes a Krampus can be a real pain in the ass…”

    Boy 2: “I know what you mean….”

  48. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hey, we’re leaving Ukraine…”

    “No, you’re not!”

    “Yes, we are. Why, we’e hardly even in Ukraine right now…

  49. Paul Hooson says:

    “What Russia is doing in the Ukraine is a real Crimea…”

  50. Paul Hooson says:

    Putin should realize, that Crimea doesn’t pay….

  51. Mark Ryan says:

    Lil Bam-Bam will be fed to a T-Rex for tryin to sneak in a Loyal Order of Water Buffalo’s meeting.

  52. drmrs says:

    Don’t eat me! Don’t eat me! Take my sister instead, because she is a virgin and more tender. drmrs 3/7/2014

  53. John425 says:

    Rep. Alan Grayson (D-Fl), out on the campaign trail.