OTB Caption Contest
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
REUTERS/Umit Bektas
Winners will be announced next weekend.
REUTERS/Umit Bektas
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Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced next weekend.
Former UC-Berkeley police officers can still find employment in Crimea.
Crimean cops could learn a lot at UC Davis. Those cops do it right!
Crimean protesters are so unruly. IN A ROW YOU IDIOTS! SIT IN A ROW!!
My air freshener will neutralize that deadly fart.
You don’t bring Silly String to a teargas party.
The deportation of Justin Bieber let to major riots when customers demanded their ticket money back.
The participants at the Online Gamblers Association annual convention demanded a refund when keynote speaker Professor James Joyner explained that OTB didn’t stand for “off-track betting.”
“Peace be with you my brothers”
As with farts, so it goes with teargas: the one who smelt it, dealt it.
CPAC Speaker Politely Suggests Obamacare Will Improve American Economy
“Contents will cause extreme discomfort when applied to eyes, nose, mouth, or exposed flesh. To be safe, close your eyes before using in the event you inadvertently spray yourself.”
Ready! Fire! Aim!
Ohmigod, it’s true! This stuff does act like an aphrodisiac!
The 21st Century Barney Fife.
Health-insurance policyholders who lost their plan under Obamacare get short shrift from White House police.
NYC mayor DiBlasio DOES NOT take prisoners!
I-kraine, U-kraine, we all crane to get out of the way of the f**king teargas.
Next time you’ll put the lotion on your skin, won’t you?
And then suddenly… a hockey game broke out.
Yes, it’s just like the ceiling in the Sistine Chapel.
A typical night at THE VIEWPOINT CLUB…
Things are getter better at THE NEW VIEWPOINT CLUB….There’s only been two gun incidents here since Friday….
Crimea doesn’t pay….
If you like your Barney Fife….You can keep your Barney Fife…
Went to a hockey game last night, but a Crimea broke out….
Paul Hooson decides to mellow out THE NEW VIEWPOINT CLUB by turning it into a biker bar….
Kind of like KENT STATE…..But, with SILLY STRING….
Another day, another police incident at THE NEW VIEWPOINT CLUB….
Just think, more than 75,000,000 guys have searched this site since 2003 rather than surfing for porn…..What the heck is wrong with some guys!
So cute when those Eastern Europeans try to imitate American riots!
“You call that a riot? Why there’s guys living in Detroit that could teach you guys a thing or two!”
A riot breaks out at THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS….
THE SPECIAL POLICE keep order at a disturbance at THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS….
Space Aliens conclude that intelligent life doesn’t exist on Earth, spread their search to other planets instead….
“Hey Moses, better go up the mountain and write #11 on stone: “Thou Shall Not Be Total Dumbcraps….”
A riot breaks out at a Goodwill Store….
It’s sure havoc around the Ukraine’s electronics with the introduction of the first phone that doesn’t have to be wall mounted…And doesn’t use tubes…..
You Putin your left foot in….You Putin your left foot out…That’s what the Crimea is all about….
The worst Axe Deodorant ad ever….
The musical “Hairspray” really didn’t translate into other cultures.
Crimean Peace Talks–Russian style.
Crimean cop: “There’s a John Kerry somewhere in this pile!, I just know it”
Don’t cross the streams!
The Ukranian Tackleberry is still asking when he gets a gun.
Why you close eyes when you shoot? I’ve heard of trigger-happy, but not trigger-nappy!
“Some people get as excited about Pussy Riot as Putin!”
No, not the Axe body spray!
Putin on the ritz….
Stop that, Dmitri! When I said “lube up the crowd”, I meant it was time to serve drinks!