OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. JWH says:

    Former UC-Berkeley police officers can still find employment in Crimea.

  2. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Crimean cops could learn a lot at UC Davis. Those cops do it right!

  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Crimean protesters are so unruly. IN A ROW YOU IDIOTS! SIT IN A ROW!!

  4. Michael Hamm says:

    My air freshener will neutralize that deadly fart.

  5. John Burgess says:

    You don’t bring Silly String to a teargas party.

  6. Mu says:

    The deportation of Justin Bieber let to major riots when customers demanded their ticket money back.

  7. CSK says:

    The participants at the Online Gamblers Association annual convention demanded a refund when keynote speaker Professor James Joyner explained that OTB didn’t stand for “off-track betting.”

  8. al-Ameda says:

    “Peace be with you my brothers”

  9. Hal_10000 says:

    As with farts, so it goes with teargas: the one who smelt it, dealt it.

  10. Woody says:

    CPAC Speaker Politely Suggests Obamacare Will Improve American Economy

  11. He who must not be named says:

    “Contents will cause extreme discomfort when applied to eyes, nose, mouth, or exposed flesh. To be safe, close your eyes before using in the event you inadvertently spray yourself.”

  12. He who must not be named says:

    Ready! Fire! Aim!

  13. He who must not be named says:

    Ohmigod, it’s true! This stuff does act like an aphrodisiac!

  14. He who must not be named says:

    The 21st Century Barney Fife.

  15. John425 says:

    Health-insurance policyholders who lost their plan under Obamacare get short shrift from White House police.

    NYC mayor DiBlasio DOES NOT take prisoners!

  16. Franklin says:

    I-kraine, U-kraine, we all crane to get out of the way of the f**king teargas.

  17. He who must not be named says:

    Next time you’ll put the lotion on your skin, won’t you?

  18. He who must not be named says:

    And then suddenly… a hockey game broke out.

  19. He who must not be named says:

    Yes, it’s just like the ceiling in the Sistine Chapel.

  20. Paul Hooson says:

    A typical night at THE VIEWPOINT CLUB…

  21. Paul Hooson says:

    Things are getter better at THE NEW VIEWPOINT CLUB….There’s only been two gun incidents here since Friday….

  22. Paul Hooson says:

    Crimea doesn’t pay….

  23. Paul Hooson says:

    If you like your Barney Fife….You can keep your Barney Fife…

  24. Paul Hooson says:

    Went to a hockey game last night, but a Crimea broke out….

  25. Paul Hooson says:

    Paul Hooson decides to mellow out THE NEW VIEWPOINT CLUB by turning it into a biker bar….

  26. Paul Hooson says:

    Kind of like KENT STATE…..But, with SILLY STRING….

  27. Paul Hooson says:

    Another day, another police incident at THE NEW VIEWPOINT CLUB….

  28. Paul Hooson says:

    Just think, more than 75,000,000 guys have searched this site since 2003 rather than surfing for porn…..What the heck is wrong with some guys!

  29. Paul Hooson says:

    So cute when those Eastern Europeans try to imitate American riots!

  30. Paul Hooson says:

    “You call that a riot? Why there’s guys living in Detroit that could teach you guys a thing or two!”

  31. Paul Hooson says:

    A riot breaks out at THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS….

  32. Paul Hooson says:

    THE SPECIAL POLICE keep order at a disturbance at THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS….

  33. Paul Hooson says:

    Space Aliens conclude that intelligent life doesn’t exist on Earth, spread their search to other planets instead….

  34. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hey Moses, better go up the mountain and write #11 on stone: “Thou Shall Not Be Total Dumbcraps….”

  35. Paul Hooson says:

    A riot breaks out at a Goodwill Store….

  36. Paul Hooson says:

    It’s sure havoc around the Ukraine’s electronics with the introduction of the first phone that doesn’t have to be wall mounted…And doesn’t use tubes…..

  37. Paul Hooson says:

    You Putin your left foot in….You Putin your left foot out…That’s what the Crimea is all about….

  38. Paul Hooson says:

    The worst Axe Deodorant ad ever….

  39. Franklin says:

    The musical “Hairspray” really didn’t translate into other cultures.

  40. John425 says:

    Crimean Peace Talks–Russian style.

    Crimean cop: “There’s a John Kerry somewhere in this pile!, I just know it”

  41. He who must not be named says:

    Don’t cross the streams!

  42. He who must not be named says:

    The Ukranian Tackleberry is still asking when he gets a gun.

  43. Franklin says:

    Why you close eyes when you shoot? I’ve heard of trigger-happy, but not trigger-nappy!

  44. Paul Hooson says:

    “Some people get as excited about Pussy Riot as Putin!”

  45. Melissa Fletcher says:

    No, not the Axe body spray!

  46. Paul Hooson says:

    Putin on the ritz….

  47. Franklin says:

    Stop that, Dmitri! When I said “lube up the crowd”, I meant it was time to serve drinks!