OTB Caption Contest
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
REUTERS/Umit Bektas
Winners will be announced next weekend.
REUTERS/Umit Bektas
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Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced next weekend.
Former UC-Berkeley police officers can still find employment in Crimea.
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Crimean cops could learn a lot at UC Davis. Those cops do it right!
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Crimean protesters are so unruly. IN A ROW YOU IDIOTS! SIT IN A ROW!!
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My air freshener will neutralize that deadly fart.
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You don’t bring Silly String to a teargas party.
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The deportation of Justin Bieber let to major riots when customers demanded their ticket money back.
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The participants at the Online Gamblers Association annual convention demanded a refund when keynote speaker Professor James Joyner explained that OTB didn’t stand for “off-track betting.”
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“Peace be with you my brothers”
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As with farts, so it goes with teargas: the one who smelt it, dealt it.
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CPAC Speaker Politely Suggests Obamacare Will Improve American Economy
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“Contents will cause extreme discomfort when applied to eyes, nose, mouth, or exposed flesh. To be safe, close your eyes before using in the event you inadvertently spray yourself.”
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Ready! Fire! Aim!
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Ohmigod, it’s true! This stuff does act like an aphrodisiac!
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The 21st Century Barney Fife.
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Health-insurance policyholders who lost their plan under Obamacare get short shrift from White House police.
NYC mayor DiBlasio DOES NOT take prisoners!
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I-kraine, U-kraine, we all crane to get out of the way of the f**king teargas.
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Next time you’ll put the lotion on your skin, won’t you?
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And then suddenly… a hockey game broke out.
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Yes, it’s just like the ceiling in the Sistine Chapel.
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A typical night at THE VIEWPOINT CLUB…
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Things are getter better at THE NEW VIEWPOINT CLUB….There’s only been two gun incidents here since Friday….
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Crimea doesn’t pay….
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If you like your Barney Fife….You can keep your Barney Fife…
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Went to a hockey game last night, but a Crimea broke out….
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Paul Hooson decides to mellow out THE NEW VIEWPOINT CLUB by turning it into a biker bar….
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Kind of like KENT STATE…..But, with SILLY STRING….
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Another day, another police incident at THE NEW VIEWPOINT CLUB….
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Just think, more than 75,000,000 guys have searched this site since 2003 rather than surfing for porn…..What the heck is wrong with some guys!
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So cute when those Eastern Europeans try to imitate American riots!
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“You call that a riot? Why there’s guys living in Detroit that could teach you guys a thing or two!”
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A riot breaks out at THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS….
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THE SPECIAL POLICE keep order at a disturbance at THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS….
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Space Aliens conclude that intelligent life doesn’t exist on Earth, spread their search to other planets instead….
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“Hey Moses, better go up the mountain and write #11 on stone: “Thou Shall Not Be Total Dumbcraps….”
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A riot breaks out at a Goodwill Store….
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It’s sure havoc around the Ukraine’s electronics with the introduction of the first phone that doesn’t have to be wall mounted…And doesn’t use tubes…..
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You Putin your left foot in….You Putin your left foot out…That’s what the Crimea is all about….
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The worst Axe Deodorant ad ever….
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The musical “Hairspray” really didn’t translate into other cultures.
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Crimean Peace Talks–Russian style.
Crimean cop: “There’s a John Kerry somewhere in this pile!, I just know it”
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Don’t cross the streams!
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The Ukranian Tackleberry is still asking when he gets a gun.
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Why you close eyes when you shoot? I’ve heard of trigger-happy, but not trigger-nappy!
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“Some people get as excited about Pussy Riot as Putin!”
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No, not the Axe body spray!
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Putin on the ritz….
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Stop that, Dmitri! When I said “lube up the crowd”, I meant it was time to serve drinks!
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