OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. John Burgess says:

    “Yeah? Let’s see you block this, Putin!”

  2. David in KC says:

    I could have sworn this was jeans day.

  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Soccer for peace.

  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    If only we could get the Israelis and Palestinians on the same tarmac for a nice game of soccer.

  5. OzarkHillbilly says:

    HEY! Who’s got my other ball?

  6. OzarkHillbilly says:

    I’ll bet I could kick it a mile if I just pretend it is Netanyahu’s head

  7. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Pocket pool or tarmac soccer, that’s the problem with Kerry, always trying to do too much.

  8. Mu says:

    “Waiting for the hairdresser, ok. But a manicure for the girls?”

  9. “Merkel and Cameron won’t let me play on their team so I’m stuck here kicking the ball by myself.”

  10. The Minister of Silly Walks finds a soccer ball.

  11. Fog says:

    “Hold still, Lucy”

  12. He who must not be named says:

    Hello? Anderson? Yes, it’s a plane but it’s not THE Plane.

  13. He who must not be named says:

    Some men decline to play football to avoid having people think they are fools, other men try to play football while talking on a cell phone and having a hand in their pocket and remove all doubt.

  14. He who must not be named says:

    No I don’t particularly enjoy it but President Obama insists we practice kicking the can down the road every chance we get.

  15. Tillman says:

    Pictured: a moment of quiet desperation.

  16. al-Ameda says:

    “Yes, that’s right, as Bush said, Putin’s got soul.”

  17. walt moffett says:

    You’re never too old for hopscotch.

  18. RockThisTown says:

    “I’m not used to playing soccer on a tarmac – I usually play on my yacht.”

  19. RockThisTown says:

    Kerry was for kicking the ball just before he was against kicking the ball.

  20. RockThisTown says:

    Background: Re-fueling the aircraft.
    Foreground: Re-crafting the hair fool.

  21. Hal_10000 says:

    John Kerry finally finds someone who can’t score on him over and over and over and over again.

  22. RockThisTown says:

    Kerr-o fiddles while home burns.

  23. al-Ameda says:

    “Yes, just landed, and I’ve got to tell you, Rio de Janeiro seems somewhat bland”

  24. Pinky says:

    “So then the Secret Service was like, you have to get off the plane. This is the President’s plane. And I said that I would’ve been President if it weren’t for those voting machines in Ohio, but they made me get off the plane….I know….Anyway, honey, could you buy me a plane?…I don’t care, just bigger than Air Force One.”

  25. Pinky says:

    “Yes, Angela, I’m kicking a soccer ball….No, I know the difference….I don’t know why Americans call American football “football” either….I know, everyone else does. It’s the most popular sport in the world.” [hits mute button] Freaking Europeans. [turns off mute] “So, we’re refueling now, we should be landing at De Gaulle in four hours….It’s about 600 miles….Right, I’m sorry, 1000 kilometers….I know….No, I’m not sure how many liters of fuel the plane takes….”

  26. John425 says:

    A self-proclaimed Adept at all sports, Secretary Kerry says he can kick the ball to the end zone and score a home run of 5 points.

  27. He who must not be named says:

    Own gooooaaaaaalllllll!!!!!!!!!

  28. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “Today’s such lovely weather. I bet that “wheelwell kid” might just work on his tan in the Sun on the wing for the flight home….”

  29. PAUL HOOSON says:

    That “wheelwell kid’s” favorite song? “Big Old Jet Airliner”…..

  30. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Life just isn’t fair…Kerry rides home in luxury, while other people have to ride in the wheel well….

  31. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “Oh Wheelwell, Wheelwell, Oh Wheelwell”….. My Favorite Song From The Wizard Of Oz….

  32. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “I hear that Kerry’s feeling generous today….He’s inviting that “wheelwell kid” to come inside and warm up…”

  33. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Three Things You Won’t Hear:

    John Kerry: “Everything’s all at peace in the world today. No need for diplomacy anywhere, so I’m taking the day off…”

    Donald Sterling: “Gee, I hope I can hurry home in time to watch MOESHA on BET!”

    Paul Hooson: “Gee, I get awful tired owning that strip club”.

  34. He who must not be named says:

    It is good to have a Secretary of State that can kick a ball in six languages, and fondle his own in five.

  35. John425 says:

    Kerry’s minders let him enjoy recess.

  36. al-Ameda says:

    “Yes, Sarah Palin can probably see me from there.”

  37. Bill says:

    Dropping his one remaining ball, he give it a good kicking. He never used it any way.