OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Anti-government protesters take cover from tear-gas fired by the police as they clash in the village of Sitra

REUTERS/Hamad I Mohammed

Winners will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. OzarkHillbilly says:

    The latest dance craze sweeping across the Middle-east is called the Gaza-Two-Step.

  2. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Who knew buying a cantaloupe would be this hard?

  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    The Christian Dior model tryout was a blast.

  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    The Select Committee on Benghazi first hearing produced a lot of smoke but no fire.

  5. The Mayor’s plan to combat loitering by releasing hot steam through the sewer vents seemed to meet with some initial success.

  6. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Ted Cruz: “Where’s the mirrors?”

  7. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Democrats show their usual discipline in defending Obamacare.

  8. rodney dill says:

    When in danger
    or in doubt,
    run in circles,
    scream and shout.

  9. Mu says:

    The royal rumble format for the fog summoning contest was a great success with the spectators.

  10. al-Ameda says:

    Previously unreleased footage from Michael Jackson’s music video “Thriller”

  11. RockThisTown says:

    The Middle East e-cigarette campaign results didn’t go quite as hoped.

  12. RockThisTown says:

    Protesters gather outside a Dunkin’ Donuts Joe Biden was visiting.

  13. RockThisTown says:

    Deep Purple concert-goers demand a ‘Smoke on the Water’ encore.

  14. James Emerson says:

    As was the case with everything else, there was a critical Beano shortage…

  15. RockThisTown says:

    The Obama doctrine of ‘Don’t do stupid ****’ apparently isn’t working.

  16. rodney dill says:

    The CIA scored a major intelligence coup when they succeeded in convincing the Taliban to adopt “Pull My Finger” as their secret handshake.

  17. CSK says:

    The Bahrain Boys Ballet’s interpretation of Swan Lake was lauded by the more avant-garde critics, but the average theatre-goer found it a bit tutu much.

  18. He who must not be named says:

    They hate these curbs. Everybody stay away from the curbs!

  19. He who must not be named says:

    Susan Rice announces that new charges have been filed against Nakoula Basseley Nakoula.

  20. “Let’s get weird, broheim.”

  21. PAUL HOOSON says:

    …Jumpin’ Jack Flash, it’s a gas….

  22. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “Hey buddy, get your car a ring job for Pete’s sake!”

  23. RockThisTown says:

    “Stop it with the stinkburger & meanwich bombs!”

  24. He who must not be named says:

    Guys, the Harlem Shuffle is so last year.

  25. He who must not be named says:

    Anna Wintour is coming.

  26. He who must not be named says:

    Ladies and gentlemen, the World of History is proud to present the premiere of the Barley Townswomen’s Guild’s re-enactment of ‘The Liberation of Baghdad’.

  27. John425 says:

    Welcome to Bashar al-Assad’s Gas Laundry & Dry Cleaners:
    Laundered Shirts- 2 Syrian pounds
    Pants dry cleaned-5 Syrian pounds
    People-Ethnic Cleansing-10 Syrian pounds
    Rounded up and delivered-FREE

  28. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “What a day in the neighborhood…What a day in the neighborhood….Would you like to be my neighbor?”

  29. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “At Subway we deeply apologize for the flatizza. We had no idea that the public reaction against paying $5 for appears to be nothing more than a slice of pizza would be negative…”

  30. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Aide to the Syrian President: “Mr. President, the people are revolting!”

    Syrian President: “I agree!”

  31. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Obama:”Wow! That prisoner exchange is as popular as lead balloons!”

  32. PAUL HOOSON says:

    At least my jokes are getting better….Now, people only riot and burn down the place….That’s an improvement…” – Paul Hooson

  33. PAUL HOOSON says:

    After two weeks of bloody riots, executives of Subway Sandwiches admit the Flatizza was a mistake and agree to pull it off the market….

  34. PAUL HOOSON says:

    A nearsighted rioter has a housefire….Then he realizes he burnt the wrong building…

  35. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “Hey Ismael, what you say that we take a little break….I need to drain the lizard if you know what I mean…”

  36. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “Hey Ismael, remember that show with Cousin Larry and Balki?”

    “Yeah, Mark Linn-Baker and Bronson Pinchot. PERFECT STRANGERS…”

    “Yeah, I love that show…”

  37. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “Hey Ismael, did you catch that classic SEINFELD episode last night?”

    “Yeah Muhammad. You have to hand it those Jews….They can sure write comedy!”

  38. Let’s play a little game called “Democracy” Tag, You’re It!

  39. Sadly, it looks like another Arab Spring turns to fall.

  40. John425 says:

    Syria’s Assad: “My people are being gassed? I’m shocked! Shocked, I tell you.”