OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

(AP Photo/Walla Walla Union-Bulletin, Matthew B. Zimmerman)

Winners will be announced Thursday

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. JazzShaw says:

    Does this fur make my calfs look fat?

  2. JazzShaw says:

    This new crackdown on jaywalking is getting a bit out of hand.

  3. JazzShaw says:

    Insert gratuitous Sarah Palin reference here.

  4. JazzShaw says:

    Once Michelle Obama’s vegetarian initiatives really took hold, wildlife began returning to traditional grazing lands near downtown.

  5. JazzShaw says:

    Tragically, the latest Toyota Camry accelerator failure wiped out three of the last known Urban Moose.

  6. Tom Knighton says:

    The Bull Moose Party is back…sort of.

  7. Jeffrey Benedict says:

    Protests in Maine after Governor LePage makes cuts to wildlife budget..

  8. grizzlybare says:

    The “moose au chocolat” ordered by the First Lady for her evening snack arrive promptly from the caterer.

  9. grizzlybare says:

    “Single” moose cows have a hard time raising the kids in the city. A new federal program is being announced tomorrow by Michelle Obama which would redirect millions of dollars to a new bureau…………………………

  10. grizzlybare says:

    Enraged moose arrive at city hall to protest their “over-night sleeping” citations issued at local park. “And what’s with the “keep off the grass signs”? I’ve got 3 mouths to feed!” said the matriarch.

  11. grizzlybare says:

    Three new candidates for the newly funded WH Petting Zoo approach the west entrance where Malika and Sasha will greet them with moss, acorns, and water.

  12. Mr. Prosser says:

    After drinking the radioactive Pennsylvania water the squirrels took on some radical changes.

  13. chsw says:

    Scientists at the University of East Anglia blame man-made global warming for the southward extension of moose habitat. These moose are in DC.


  14. John Burgess says:

    Palin supporters charge school union protesters. Story at 11:00.

  15. Geo says:

    Michelle”s morning workout with her two personal trainers.

  16. Debbie Moss says:

    Can we use the HOV lane under the “Ultra Low Emission Vehicle” exemption?

  17. Quick! Hide the muffins!

  18. Michael Hamm says:

    Democrats realize that a Jackass isn’t big enough to represent their Party, so they are upscaling to a moose.

  19. A moose once bit my sister.

  20. … to Kalamazoo …

  21. John425 says:

    Now that they allow moose hunting in Central Park- the NYT pronounces it a “good thing for women and minorities.”

  22. And now, here’s something we hope you’ll really like!

  23. Michael Hamm says:

    Charlie Sheen’s request for a kinky sex party gets a few unexpected guests.

  24. Attempts to play moose, moose, moose, duck did not go well.

  25. This time Glenn Beck has gone too far.

  26. Actually, I think she is looking for the Bull Moose Party. Something about finding a no good ruminant who owes three months of calf support…

  27. Michael Hamm says:

    Run kids, run! Sarah Palin is catching up.

  28. Michael Hamm says:

    McDonald’s offers its new Monday special – Mooseburger.

  29. 1) While he’s not looking, a few lucky houseguests manage to escape the Charlie Sheen residence.

  30. 2) Northern Exposure: The Reunion?

  31. 3) Wait a minute…I remember this episode of Northern Exposure. It’s the one when Maggie turns 30, right?

  32. Maggie Mama says:

    A “single” mother moose. Gratuitous Palin references. Bashing Michelle. Think Dill’s a misogyinist?

    {For the record I take no offense to the above referenced comments.}

  33. Maggie Mama says:

    ooops, misogynist!

  34. Michael Hamm says:

    Liberals respond to this dangerous situation by declaring this is a “Moose Free” zone.

  35. Michael Hamm says:

    Sarah Palin’s “Alaska” is now a hit with the local wildlife in the lower 48.

  36. John425 says:

    Damn Canadians! They walk around like they own the place.

  37. Michael Hamm says:

    New York Fashion Week solicits models with extremely long, sensuous legs

  38. John425 says:

    I smell another John Edwards paternity suit in the making.