OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

(Hat/tip Dave Schuler )

Winners will be announced Thursday

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Eric White says:

    Easy old man….this one will snap your neck.

  2. Anderson says:

    OBAMA: “Uh, sorry, Dominique, but I don’t think Michelle has ever worked in a hotel.”

  3. Jay Tea says:

    “Don’t hand me no lines, and keep your hands to yourself.”


  4. Jay Tea says:

    At that moment, Barack Obama realized that Monsieur Strauss-Kahn’s comments about “brown sugar” had absolutely nothing to do with France’s trade balance…


  5. John425 says:

    Obama: “Hey, Dominique, stop that! She’s not a chambermaid, she’s my wife, for crissakes!”

    Leering DSK: “Are you ready? I chase you, I f**k you. Agreed?”

  6. LadyLogician says:

    Keep your pants on fella….this one is mine!


  7. Tom says:

    No poon for you…………………

  8. That’s close enough, mon ami.

  9. You know what John Belushi quote I would like to use but think it would be in poor taste as the kids remain off limits in my world.

  10. Maggie Mama says:

    Another case of “irrational exuberance” is displayed by a member of the financial world.

  11. Maggie Mama says:

    Stop drooling, you blathering fool, first fix the world economy for me before the start of 2012 and then we can talk about your “indecent proposal”.

  12. Maggie Mama says:

    Michelle, ma belle, did I ever tell you I was a pearl diver?

  13. Quasi-autonomous-NGO-moto.

  14. Jack says:

    I want your love
    And I want your revenge,
    I want your love
    I don’t want to be friends.
    You and me can have a bad romance.

  15. John Peabody says:

    Steady, old man…I like her necklace on the “left”.

  16. Do yourself and your country a solid and just give up now (as usual).

  17. FormerHostage says:

    Down boy! Down! Bad dog!

  18. FormerHostage says:

    Does you wife like…photographs? Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more…

  19. FormerHostage says:

    Barack: That looks like a p3nis…only smaller.

  20. Michael Hamm says:

    Wait a minute old man – I,m the only one who gets to bow before superior intellect.

  21. Michael Hamm says:

    Hold on here. I’m the only one who gets to use his putter here.

  22. “Oui, oui, Madame?”

  23. “I know ‘oui, oui’ in French means: yes, yes. But coming from you, Dominic. Somehow makes it sound dirty.”

  24. Indecent Proposal 2: The French Connection

  25. “Excuse me, Dominic. My U.N. translator just stepped out. Did you just say, ‘Wee, wee’ to my wife?”

  26. Drew says:

    I know your reputation, and you’re smiling at her….but get your hand away from MY naughty bits.

  27. Drew says:

    No, IMF doesn’t mean I, maid, fxxk.

  28. “Hold on there, Dominic. You didn’t wash that hand first like I told you.”

  29. FormerHostage says:

    Barack: Trust me dude….it’s not that great.

  30. FormerHostage says:

    Parley vous a humma humma?