Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, May 30, 2011
Winners will be announced Thursday
Easy old man….this one will snap your neck.
OBAMA: “Uh, sorry, Dominique, but I don’t think Michelle has ever worked in a hotel.”
“Don’t hand me no lines, and keep your hands to yourself.”
At that moment, Barack Obama realized that Monsieur Strauss-Kahn’s comments about “brown sugar” had absolutely nothing to do with France’s trade balance…
Obama: “Hey, Dominique, stop that! She’s not a chambermaid, she’s my wife, for crissakes!”
Leering DSK: “Are you ready? I chase you, I f**k you. Agreed?”
Keep your pants on fella….this one is mine!
No poon for you…………………
That’s close enough, mon ami.
You know what John Belushi quote I would like to use but think it would be in poor taste as the kids remain off limits in my world.
Another case of “irrational exuberance” is displayed by a member of the financial world.
Stop drooling, you blathering fool, first fix the world economy for me before the start of 2012 and then we can talk about your “indecent proposal”.
Michelle, ma belle, did I ever tell you I was a pearl diver?
I want your love
And I want your revenge,
I want your love
I don’t want to be friends.
You and me can have a bad romance.
Steady, old man…I like her necklace on the “left”.
Do yourself and your country a solid and just give up now (as usual).
Down boy! Down! Bad dog!
Does you wife like…photographs? Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more…
Barack: That looks like a p3nis…only smaller.
Wait a minute old man – I,m the only one who gets to bow before superior intellect.
Hold on here. I’m the only one who gets to use his putter here.
“Oui, oui, Madame?”
“I know ‘oui, oui’ in French means: yes, yes. But coming from you, Dominic. Somehow makes it sound dirty.”
Indecent Proposal 2: The French Connection
“Excuse me, Dominic. My U.N. translator just stepped out. Did you just say, ‘Wee, wee’ to my wife?”
I know your reputation, and you’re smiling at her….but get your hand away from MY naughty bits.
No, IMF doesn’t mean I, maid, fxxk.
“Hold on there, Dominic. You didn’t wash that hand first like I told you.”
Barack: Trust me dude….it’s not that great.
Parley vous a humma humma?
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