OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


A rebel fighter sits on chairs as he aims his weapon through a hole inside a house in the town of Morek in Hama province

REUTERS/Badi Khlif

Winners will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Recoil: It’s a b!tch.

  2. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Someday I will be a Big Boy Jihadi and I won’t have to use the little boy jihadi chairs anymore.

  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    The things one has to do since they stopped making phone books.

  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    That must be one humongous a$$. Look at all the chairs it takes to hold it!

  5. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Chair-ity starts at home….

  6. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Don’t blame me when you can’t find a chair someday and the terrorists have won…

  7. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Islamic State To Gather Up All Of Chairs In Syria And Iraq….

  8. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Another problem I have with Hamas…..Despite the name, try to find pork chops around there….Good luck partner!

  9. PAUL HOOSON says:

    In this country “rubbing one out” has a whole different meaning….

  10. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Does a Hamas sniper have to post a “Back In 5 Minutes” sign when they want a bathroom break?

  11. PAUL HOOSON says:

    At the end of a Hamas life, he that has the most chairs wins….

  12. PAUL HOOSON says:

    How to stop these snipers: Send the body of James Brady out on a motorized wheelchair to draw fire and then shoot back….

  13. PAUL HOOSON says:

    See what happens to a country without Internet porn…..Any questions?

  14. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Damn it! For the last time I say, “Just give members of Hamas disability checks like anyone else with limited mental capabilities…”.

  15. PAUL HOOSON says:

    How Hamas affords to buy arms: They don’t save towards a college fund for one thing…

  16. PAUL HOOSON says:

    In the Palestinian version of POPULAR MECHANICS this Hamas guy won the $25 prize for best household hint of the month….

  17. PAUL HOOSON says:

    In the other room, his half-wit brother stacked up all of the tables, but it pinned him against the ceiling, without a hole to shoot out of, so it didn’t do him any good….

  18. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Some no-good Hamas bastard does this and then you have the waste the afternoon sitting around some medical waiting room waiting for help reading CHILDREN’S HIGHLIGHTS Magazine. Life is so unfair….

  19. Janis Gore says:

    How’d they get a picture of my stepson?

  20. Janis Gore says:

    How’d they get a picture of my stepson? A housekeeper he is not.

  21. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Leave it up to Hamas. They wear that face mask so that no one recognizes them alone at home….

  22. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @Janis Gore: That was some Frat party last night!

  23. OzarkHillbilly says:

    These new Teenage Mutant Ninja dolls sure are lifelike.

  24. Tony W says:

    {grumbles} bet the American’s don’t have to stack lawn chairs, they probably have a fancy ladder. I’ll tell you Amad, one of these days TO THE MOON!

  25. jd says:

    “Wait! That’s no way to kill cockroaches!”

  26. Tillman says:

    Man, I sure hope the Women’s Auxiliary at Trout Road Methodist won’t miss these.

  27. Tillman says:

    People are getting serious about the intramurals lately…

  28. Pinky says:

    It’s Beltie, OTB’s new mascot!

  29. RockThisTown says:

    “Allah, please grant me the accuracy to shoot the things I cannot change, the courage to fire only a warning shot on the things I can & the wisdom to keep the difference to myself.”

  30. RockThisTown says:

    “Darn slow internet! Take this, you sorry ISP!”

  31. John425 says:

    “Yikes! Israelis are now in the walls”

    Feeling safe behind the drywall, Achmed the terrorist, draws a bead on a tank.

    Achmed, the soon-to-be-dead terrorist, proclaims himself to be the Hamas CHAIR-Man.

  32. RockThisTown says:

    For those pesky heathen neighbors, the latest feature in jihadi apartments: gun ports.

  33. DrDaveT says:

    Terminix — Not here. Not now. Not in my house.

  34. DrDaveT says:

    To kill midgets, I use one of those little folding beach chairs.

  35. RockThisTown says:

    The 2016 “Ready for Hillary” Advance Team scopes out the Iowa caucuses.

  36. al-Ameda says:

    This rent-controlled one-bedroom apartment in
    San Francisco is listed for $2,700/mo on Craigslist.

  37. charles austin says:

    You must be this tall to fire the sniper rifle.

  38. charles austin says:

    Today in Syria there are seven snipers who must stand at their post all day so Amir can sit comfortably.

  39. charles austin says:

    Living on reds, vitamin D and cocaine, all his friends can say is, “ain’t it a shame.”

  40. Hal_10000 says:

    He had finally had it with the landlord banging on the door and telling him to clean up the “pig sty”.

  41. charles austin says:

    Say hello to my little friend.

  42. charles austin says:

    Go ahead, make my bed.

  43. charles austin says:

    Dude, you’re a little young for the “get off my lawn” thing.

  44. charles austin says:

    Monday morning in Ferguson, MO.

  45. charles austin says:

    Yeah, lawn furniture, bitch!

  46. charles austin says:

    Tell me why?
    I don’t like Mondays.

  47. Janis Gore says:
  48. charles austin says:

    Staring through the scope for hours at a time his thoughts always circled back to his difficulties in keeping a girlfriend.

  49. Janis Gore says:

    @charles austin: BWAHAHAHA!

  50. Pinky says:

    Note how the soldier’s camouflage uniform makes him virtually invisible in his surroundings.

  51. Pinky says:

    Hamas used the 72-hour cease fire to tidy up a little and buy some new furniture.

  52. Guarneri says:

    Having constructed his makeshift shower cam, Ahmed’s Allah Akbar! had a new vitality and slightly higher pitch.

  53. Pinky says:

    Armchair Warrior

  54. charles austin says:

    Because the vanguard of the cisnormative patriarchy never takes a moment’s rest.

  55. charles austin says:

    Chris Christie will shortly introduce legislation that assault chairs may not be stacked more than six high in New Jersey.

  56. PAUL HOOSON says:

    A humorous moment from THE PALESTINIAN THREE STOOGES….”Hey, Moe-hammid! Look at what I invented”….”You knucklehead!”

  57. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Robin Williams wrote this final comedy bit, realized it wasn’t up to par, got depressed, and well, the rest is history….

  58. PAUL HOOSON says:

    SONNY & CHAIR…

  59. PAUL HOOSON says:

    THIS OLD HAMAS HOUSE…

  60. PAUL HOOSON says:

    AN OLD MAN AND THE SEAT….

  61. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “Did I tell you about the big one that got away…?”

  62. rodney dill says:

    The show Property Brothers didn’t translate so well when it became the Muslem Property Brotherhood in Gaza

  63. CSK says:

    In the Palestine Productions remake of Animal House, it wasn’t the horse they shot in Dean Al-Wormer’s office.

  64. Janis Gore says:

    When did y’all get a webcam?

    Surveillance like this sucks.

  65. John425 says:

    Achmed prepares to defend himself during “Shark Week”.

    Lois Lerner takes the AK-47th5th Amendment.

  66. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Robin Williams is gone. But, this lawnchair guy and Andy Dick are still with us. Life isn’t fair….

  67. Mark Ryan says:

    He told his mom that the new PS5 came with 2 controllers and a maid!

  68. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “….damned Jehovah’s Witnesses….”

  69. Janis Gore says:

    @PAUL HOOSON: BWAHAHAHA!

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