OTB Caption Contest

Time for Another OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for Another OTB Caption ContestTM

Palestinian children hold guns as they celebrate with others what they said was a victory over Israel, following a ceasefire in Gaza City

REUTERS/Suhaib Salem

Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend

FILED UNDER: Uncategorized, ,
Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Guarneri says:

    Living the ” Dream.”

  2. Guarneri says:

    Mornings are so much more convenient now that ISIS provides us daycare, eh hon?

  3. Guarneri says:

    Hon, Did you follow the instructions on the Ritalin scrip?

  4. Gregory says:

    We Love Chicago! Rahm for President!

  5. Guarneri says:

    I don’t know what’s going on, all I heard was “no conviction, no peace!”

  6. Guarneri says:

    Even as an infant he was always the wild one.

  7. Guarneri says:

    Of course they’re upset, the A’s are blowing it like the 69 Cubs.

  8. Tillman says:

    The Expendables 4: Expendadorable!

  9. I really like what you guys are usually up too.
    This kind of clever work and exposure! Keep up the terrific works guys
    I’ve included you guys to my personal blogroll.

  10. John425 says:

    We be from Ferguson, suckahs!

  11. ernieyeball says:

    Why they let kids in Palestine have guns! We should let kids have guns here!…Wait…What?.. We already do? I was just kidding. I didn’t think anyone could be THAT FUCKING STUPID!

  12. jd says:

    Don’t worry, Ma,
       They’re safety smart.
    Guns and ammo
       Are stored apart.

  13. jd says:

    What part of “shall not be infringed” don’t you understand?

  14. He who must not be named says:

    Trying to catch me riding dirty…

  15. He who must not be named says:

    Gimme back my bullets!

  16. He who must not be named says:

    Say “hello” to my little friends.

  17. He who must not be named says:

    School’s out for summer! School’s out forever!

  18. jd says:

    Finally, a workable solution to school violence.

  19. He who must not be named says:

    Glocks for tots?

  20. jd says:

    Stop dat dam ice cweam twuck!!

  21. He who must not be named says:
  22. He who must not be named says:

    Clearly, they need their own state.

  23. He who must not be named says:

    The Bad News Bearers.

  24. He who must not be named says:

    We don’t need no stinkin’ badges!

  25. He who must not be named says:
  26. He who must not be named says:

    Respect my authoritah!

  27. He who must not be named says:

    That’s what happens when you live 10 years alone in Bolivia. You get colorful…

  28. He who must not be named says:

    Die Hard .1: Somebody Needs a Timeout

  29. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Some kids really don’t like the first day of school….

  30. John425 says:

    Despite protests, Sesame Street runs ISIS ad for volunteers.

  31. PAUL HOOSON says:


  32. PAUL HOOSON says:

    First Day Of School In A Really Bad Neighborhood…..Let God Sort ‘Em Out…

  33. PAUL HOOSON says:

    ISIS ISIS Baby….

  34. Diogenes says:

    We don’t need no stinkin’ Ritalin!!!

  35. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @John425: What in that picture said “white cop” to you?

  36. rodney dill says:

    @OzarkHillbilly: What makes a ‘Ferguson’ reference automatically a ‘white cop’ reference?

  37. Mu says:

    What do you mean by “Keep your booger hook off the bang switch!”?

  38. Mu says:

    Billy’s smile turned sour quickly once he understood the question about a NFA SBR tax stamp.

  39. Slugger says:

    Join us at youth.nra.org !

  40. Franklin says:

    That 9-year-old girl with the Uzi ain’t seen nothin’ yet.

  41. John D'Geek says:

    Guardians of the Ford Galaxy

  42. Franklin says:

    I like to be in America!
    O.K. by me in America!
    Ev’rything free in America
    For a small fee in America!

  43. PAUL HOOSON says:


  44. PAUL HOOSON says:

    The best argument I’ve seen all day to bring back spankings….

  45. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Once again the ransom of Red Chief goes horribly wrong….

  46. roger says:

    The hall monitor program has become way too militarized.

  47. Franklin says:

    @He who must not be named: Yours made me think of this, which also seems like a relevant caption:
    Warriors, come out to play

  48. JKB says:

    Guns, Germs and Steel

  49. Franklin says:

    “I can see the Statue of Liberty already”
    “I’m the king of the world!”

  50. Franklin says:

    Pack ‘n Play

  51. al-Ameda says:

    “No, we’re not ‘a well-regulated militia,’ why do you ask?”

  52. RockThisTown says:

    Junior Jihadists of America. Their motto – cleanliness is next to gunliness.

  53. RockThisTown says:

    No, no . . . Biden said double-barrel shotgun blasts – not double-feral tot gun brats!

  54. RockThisTown says:

    Do ya feel lucky, punks? “Yeah, we do!”

  55. RockThisTown says:

    “Viva la open borders!”

  56. RockThisTown says:

    Bring it on, Chuck Norris!

  57. Mark Ryan says:

    Real life “Croods”. Where the Crips and the Bloods join forces!

  58. Mark Ryan says:

    Suge Knight baby pictures.

  59. Franklin says:

    @munchboxgrad: Francis, is that you?

  60. drmrs says:

    It’s the bad “BOYS FROM THE HOOD” of the car!