Time for Another OTB Caption ContestTM
Tuesday, September 2, 2014
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend
Living the ” Dream.”
Mornings are so much more convenient now that ISIS provides us daycare, eh hon?
Hon, Did you follow the instructions on the Ritalin scrip?
We Love Chicago! Rahm for President!
I don’t know what’s going on, all I heard was “no conviction, no peace!”
Even as an infant he was always the wild one.
Of course they’re upset, the A’s are blowing it like the 69 Cubs.
The Expendables 4: Expendadorable!
I really like what you guys are usually up too.
This kind of clever work and exposure! Keep up the terrific works guys
I’ve included you guys to my personal blogroll.
We be from Ferguson, suckahs!
Why they let kids in Palestine have guns! We should let kids have guns here!…Wait…What?.. We already do? I was just kidding. I didn’t think anyone could be THAT FUCKING STUPID!
Don’t worry, Ma,
They’re safety smart.
Guns and ammo
Are stored apart.
What part of “shall not be infringed” don’t you understand?
Trying to catch me riding dirty…
Gimme back my bullets!
Say “hello” to my little friends.
School’s out for summer! School’s out forever!
Finally, a workable solution to school violence.
Glocks for tots?
Stop dat dam ice cweam twuck!!
Come out and play!
Clearly, they need their own state.
The Bad News Bearers.
We don’t need no stinkin’ badges!
Chances thrown, nothing’s free.
Longing for what used to be.
Still it’s hard, hard to see,
Fragile lives, shattered dreams.
Respect my authoritah!
That’s what happens when you live 10 years alone in Bolivia. You get colorful…
Die Hard .1: Somebody Needs a Timeout
Some kids really don’t like the first day of school….
Despite protests, Sesame Street runs ISIS ad for volunteers.
LES ENFANTS TERRIBLES
First Day Of School In A Really Bad Neighborhood…..Let God Sort ‘Em Out…
ISIS ISIS Baby….
We don’t need no stinkin’ Ritalin!!!
@John425: What in that picture said “white cop” to you?
@OzarkHillbilly: What makes a ‘Ferguson’ reference automatically a ‘white cop’ reference?
What do you mean by “Keep your booger hook off the bang switch!”?
Billy’s smile turned sour quickly once he understood the question about a NFA SBR tax stamp.
Join us at youth.nra.org !
That 9-year-old girl with the Uzi ain’t seen nothin’ yet.
Guardians of the Ford Galaxy
I like to be in America!
O.K. by me in America!
Ev’rything free in America
For a small fee in America!
THE TERRORISTS OF TINYTOWN
The best argument I’ve seen all day to bring back spankings….
Once again the ransom of Red Chief goes horribly wrong….
The hall monitor program has become way too militarized.
@He who must not be named: Yours made me think of this, which also seems like a relevant caption:
Warriors, come out to play
Guns, Germs and Steel
“I can see the Statue of Liberty already”
“I’m the king of the world!”
Pack ‘n Play
“No, we’re not ‘a well-regulated militia,’ why do you ask?”
Junior Jihadists of America. Their motto – cleanliness is next to gunliness.
No, no . . . Biden said double-barrel shotgun blasts – not double-feral tot gun brats!
Do ya feel lucky, punks? “Yeah, we do!”
“Viva la open borders!”
Bring it on, Chuck Norris!
Real life “Croods”. Where the Crips and the Bloods join forces!
Suge Knight baby pictures.
@munchboxgrad: Francis, is that you?
It’s the bad “BOYS FROM THE HOOD” of the car!
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