Time for another OTB Caption ContestTM
Tuesday, September 9, 2014
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend…possibly…
Deleted scene from “return of the Jedi”: Desert Assault walkers vs. rebels on bicycles
The Caliphate rolls out its new wonder weapon designed to make people laugh so hard they drop their own weapons.
In the background of this picture, a naked Grover Norquist explains the benefits of tax reform to an audience of stoners.
Next stop: Minas Tirith!
Bet you can’t do this on the Statue of Liberty.
“In a pinch, we can attach some power-washer nozzles to the end of some rods and really scare Star Wars nerds.”
I’m so sorry Mr President, I told I them to remove it from your strategy presentation……oh, YOU had them put it back?
The bicyclists laughed uproariously when they first saw the competition, entered by the same team that designed ObamaCare……
With sunset looming, the solar-car crew was forced to scrap the event and call in alternatives.
Following his strategy speech on ISIL the president was clearly irritated during Q&A….”oh, bafangu. It worked at Troy it will work in Syria.”
Juggernaut commander: ” We’re stuck in the sand. Get more bicycles!”
Juggernaut commander: ” Damn! GM just issued another recall for this thing.”
ISIS tweet: “Tell our brothers in Gaza that we are lost. Damn Jewish maps.”
The emperor has clothes – and it’s a dress!
Lance Armstrong a tranny? Who would’ve guessed?
Perhaps, if we were to build a large wooden Badger……
@John425: Hee hee…
@Guarneri: The bicyclists laughed uproariously when they first saw the competition, entered by the same team that designed people opposed to ObamaCare…… Nothing more than a hamster on an exercise wheel, a hatchet hanging over it’s head, and a banker with his hand in it’s pocket.
Just who asked Roger Corman to do the new STAR WARS?
I hear the new STAR WARS will be more bike friendly….
THIS will get those damned emails out of Lois Lerner…
@Eric Florack: Your best post ever, Eric.
To appeal to the main mode of transportation for most STAR WARS fans, the new film will feature more bicycles as well as city buses….
To save money, they produced the new STAR WARS in China for a $50 budget….
Jar Jar Bikes wrecks the new Star Wars Series.
Hey the STAR WARS set is no place for you WORLD NAKED BIKE RIDE kids to assemble! Get out of here!
To save money, those guys that made SHARKNADO produced the new STAR WARS film….
“Where hipster lawyers go to have fun”
I *told* you: no more than three riders. She canna take no mor-r-re!
Who brings a bicycle to a Starfighter fight?
The new STAR WARS introduces two new characters….Huffy and Schwinn….
Juggernaut commander to bicyclist: “Pardon me but do you have any Gray Poupon”?
Man atop thing: “Hey, we’re looking for the Burning Man effigy. Whaddya mean we’re on it?”
The lifeguard tower has got to be high to see the water from here.
Not even Lance Armstrong is willing to compete in the Tour de Iraq and the Levant.
Oh Jesus! Full Moon Pictures is producing the new STAR WARS!
President Obama urged Congress to bail out Chrysler once again, citing the recent introduction of their newest all-terrain vehicle.
President Obama’s measured response against ISIL
The Gaza City Beach patrol has needed to fortify its lifeguard stands.
Ferguson PD tries out a new item from their surplus military inventory.
@jd: I *told* you: no more than
three riders. She canna take
Did anyone else notice the track is falling off the vehicle? 🙂
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