OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Former U.S. presidents Bill Clinton and George W. Bush laugh on stage during a Presidential Leadership Scholars program event at the Newseum in Washington

REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst

Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend

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  1. kevin whalen says:

    Remember how cocky Obama was, said he’d show us how it’s done?

  2. “And then I told him ‘Barack, have fun with the job, I’m sure you’ll do as well as I did'”

  3. Butch Bracknell says:

    43: “And then we endangered the nation for 16 years with your strategic paralysis followed by my equal period of emotional overreactiomism!!! Poor Obama!! And I feel even worse for the sucker who succeeds him!!!”

    42: “Hahahahhaha, hahahaha…um, wait, what??!!”

  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “Did you see the look on Obama’s face after Benghazi? What a marroon!”

    “Hahahaaha,,, It was almost as lost as the look on your face on 9/11!!!”

    “YEAH!!! Hahah….. Wait, what?”

  5. OzarkHillbilly says:

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  6. Hal_10000 says:

    Former Presidents Bush and Clinton discuss the 2016 Presidential field.

  7. Hal_10000 says:

    “Can you imagine if Sarah Palin were vice President right now?”

  8. jd says:

    42: “What’s gray and comes in quarts?”
    43: “I give up. What’s gray and comes in quarts?”
    42: “The GOP elephant!”

  9. jd says:

    “You know what’s *really* funny?!”
    “Blue neckties!”

  10. Mu says:

    “For the inauguration, I gave Barack a box of cigars, and Michelle a guillotine cigar cutter”

  11. al-Ameda says:

    “Wisdom of the People?”

  12. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @OzarkHillbilly: I kind of had a feeling. Let me try it this way:

    “Did you see him try working with Republicans time and again?”

    “Yeah, like people in my party would ever treat an American citizen of African descent as an equal.”

    Same meaning, but it kind of loses it’s punch.

    (and take note, I am not accusing Bush of being racist. The man has many faults, but that ain’t one of them)

  13. edmondo says:

    “Remember when people actually thought our policies were different?”

  14. Franklin says:

    Remember when Gore wanted to be President?

  15. JWH says:

    ” … And then, Medvedyev said, ‘That’s not MY cigar, either!!!'”

  16. David in KC says:

    Then I said “that’s not a cigar…”

  17. John425 says:

    Bush: “This guy Obama walks into a bar…”

    Clinton: “Then she says, “I don’t swallow…”

    Moderator: “Putin says he wants peace.”

  18. Tillman says:

    “Chained CPI!” *laughter*
    “No, seriously, chained CPI!” *more intense laughter*

  19. Tillman says:

    “Congress!” *uncomfortably long intense laughter*

  20. Butch Bracknell says:

    42: (laughing with tears in eyes) “No, no, wait…yeah, I know, Gore was a boob — invented the internet!! hahahahahahah. But, listen…

    43: (writhing in laughter) “Invented the internet?? hahahahahah!! My guy usurped my entire PRESIDENCY!!! Hahahahahahaah!!

    42: (laughing hysterically, more tears) “George, wait…George, listen…listen…that’s good, but listen…okay, you ready? hahahahahahaah, ready? SARAH PALIN!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah!!! Hahahahahahaha!!!!

    43: Hahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!! Seriously, PALIN!!!!! How STUIPD was that???!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahah!!!!! Oh, sure, I got C’s at Yale, but PALIN???!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! No wonder he was the anchor man!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!

    (Both Presidents continue their laughter uproar, slapping each other on the back and wincing in comedic pain…lights dim, curtain falls slowly)

  21. CSK says:

    “We call ourselves ‘The Aristocrats.'”

  22. RockThisTown says:

    Yep, dumb-as-rocks Biden really is VP!

  23. RockThisTown says:

    You sneaked up on top of the White House, too?

  24. RockThisTown says:

    Yeah, Putin outsmarts Obama every time!

  25. Jeremy says:

    “And then Obama said he’d close Guantanamo and get the US out of Iraq.”

  26. Jeremy says:

    “So then I started reading the comments at Outside the Beltway…”

  27. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Clinton: “Do you ever regret giving up drinking?”

    Bush: “Only everyday since Obama came in…”

    Clinton: “Ha, Ha, Ha…”

  28. “So then I told Hillary, sure I’ll behave while your in the White House. You can trust me completely.”

  29. Tillman says:

    “Would you rather fight a horse-sized duck or a hundred duck-sized horses?”

  30. edmondo says:

    “You tell Jeb that Hillary’s not running in 2016 and I’ll tell Hillary that Jeb is definitely out…”

  31. the Q says:

    Clinton to W: I said “ping pong balls” not “invade iraq” you moron!

    (with apologies to robin williams – “i said ping pong balls, not king kong’s balls)

  32. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Bush: “Well, a Texas Republican chairman I knows takes a cab ride, then he tips the driver and tells him to vote Republican to get votes”.

    Clinton” Well, an Arkansas Democratic chairman I know, takes a cab, doesn’t tip the cab driver, and also tells him to vote Republican!”

    Bush and Clinton: “Ha, Ha, Ha…”

  33. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Bush: “In hindsight, invading Iraq was a mistake…”

    Clinton: “Looking at her hind, invading Monica Lewinsky was a mistake…”

    Bush and Clinton: “Ha, Ha, Ha..”

  34. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Joe Lieberman: A Jew

    John Kerry: Barely A Jew

    Bill Clinton: Not A Jew

    George W. Bush: Really Really Not A Jew…

  35. Tony W says:

    “The Republican field for 2016 is looking very promising!”

  36. JWH says:

    “And then Ahmadinejad said, ‘Why do you snicker when I say I like sausage?'”

  37. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Two important steps in human evolution: Arkansas where shoes were a recent invention and George Bush, the first man-ape hybrid to walk upright after evolving from an ape…

  38. John425 says:

    @PAUL HOOSON: We await the third important step: Hooson gets a sense of humor.

  39. PAUL HOOSON says:

    @John425: Maybe another 100,000 years of evolution for me. Sometimes when I tell a joke the Irish in me shows up, when the Jew part really needed to come…

  40. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Bill Clinton: “I worked my way through college with odd jobs…”

    George W. Bush: ” I worked as an organ grinder’s monkey…”

  41. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Bill Clinton: “I have to credit Georgetown and being a Rhodes scholar for my success…”

    George W. Bush: “I have to credit my special ed teacher…”

  42. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Clinton: “Hillary and I might become a political dynasty of she’s elected president..”

    Bush: “If my brother Jeb is elected, he will follow my father and me as a dynasty, sort of like The Three Stooges…”

  43. Mark Ryan says:

    “That was the mike hittin my pecker!!!”