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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. steve says:

    That’s weird. When I eat Chipotle the flames usually come out my ass.


  2. steve says:

    The Scottish flamethrower. Runs on haggis and ale.


  3. John Burgess says:

    “Scotland the Brave” played in the Key of D-flaming

  4. Mikey says:

    So THIS is what happens after you eat the “Extra Spicy” haggis.

  5. Hal_10000 says:

    Critics are mixed on the new director’s cut of Braveheart.

  6. Tillman says:

    The Black Panthers wish they could intimidate voters as well as this guy!

  7. Moosebreath says:

    Now that’s a hot tune.

  8. rodney dill says:

    @Moosebreath: Buster Poindexter’s got nuthin’ on this guy

  9. JWH says:

    In anticipation of a “Yes” vote in the independence referendum, the Scottish military researches the effects of a reduced defense budget.

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  11. JWH says:

    We didnae stairt th’ fire! ’twas aye pure burnin` sin th’ world’s bin turning.

  12. OzarkHillbilly says:

    I have heard plenty of people threaten to burn the bag pipes, but somebody finally gone and done it.

  13. Mu says:

    McDonald demonstrates to the jury why green chili haggis should be outlawed.

  14. RGardner says:

    Double, double toil and trouble;
    Bagpipes burn, and caldron bubble.

  15. al-Ameda says:

    “Disco Inferno”

  16. jd says:

    Scottish military demonstrates its new drones.

  17. Tillman says:

    “No man of woman born shall vote nay at this polling place!”

  18. rodney dill says:

    Obama commissions a new ISIS response.

  19. Pinky says:

    It was awesome, man – he went right from the Scottish National Anthem into Purple Haze, then lit his bagpipe on fire!

  20. Franklin says:

    The results of fracking in Scotland are plain to see …

  21. Pinky says:

    It just wouldn’t be “Great” Britain anymore if this guy wasn’t part of it.

  22. Pinky says:

    No truer Scotsman.

  23. Eric Florack says:

    Opening sequence of Martin Mull’s* version of “She drives me crazy”.

    *Martin Mull of “Dueling Tubas” fame

  24. rodney dill says:

    Scotsman thinking: “I knew I should’ve of taken that gig of following around fat people with a tuba.”

  25. JWH says:

    Barney Kilcarney realized, suddenly, that Le Petomane was the last man to play these bagpipes …

  26. RockThisTown says:

    Downloading songs on the new Scottish Amazon Fire phone.

  27. RockThisTown says:

    “No, I will not remove my photo ID from its holder, but you’re welcome to try.”

  28. RockThisTown says:

    The Emperor bagpipes while Scotland burns, er . . . while his bagpipes burn.

  29. RockThisTown says:

    Two out of three bagpipes recommend Tums for heartburn.

  30. RockThisTown says:

    Music at some polling places can be quite enlightening.

  31. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Scottish Nero….

  32. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “Quick Someone! A Scott Towel!”

  33. PAUL HOOSON says:

    The World’s Worst Musical Instrument Just Got Worse…

  34. PAUL HOOSON says:

    This Is Your Country…

    This Is Your Country’s Music…

    This Is Your Country’s Music Without Black People To Positively Influence Your Music….

    Any Questions?

  35. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Now you can see why that other hamburger place, MacDoogles, just isn’t as popular as the other guys….

  36. PAUL HOOSON says:

    The Scottish Crazy World Of Arthur Brown…

  37. PAUL HOOSON says:

    The Scottish Jimi Hendrix?

  38. PAUL HOOSON says:

    The legendary Scottish rock act….Ten Haggis After…

  39. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Scotland’s most soulful blues musician….Blind Lemon Pledge…

  40. PAUL HOOSON says:

    I hear it doesn’t take much to win SCOTLAND’S GOT TALENT…

  41. John D'Geek says:

    Scotland is fired-up about voting …

  42. John D'Geek says:

    Fire in the hole!

  43. John425 says:

    Advert for new strain of marijuana: “Burney Bongpipes”

    Nae, Nae–I said smoke it in a bong pipe, not a bagpipe!

  44. DrDaveT says:

    On afterburners, bagpipes can achieve tempi of 244 beats per minute for short durations.

  45. PAUL HOOSON says:

    You think that latest White House intruder would stick out like a sore thumb!

  46. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Obviously, a musical instrument invented by a White guy…

  47. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Man, that guy sure plays a hot bagpipes….

  48. Franklin says:

    Bigots everywhere claim this as evidence that only flamers wear kilts.

  49. Pinky says:

    This picture has got to be photoshopped. I’ve never seen a Scotsman that tanned.

  50. Michael Hamm says:

    Science is settled. Women are thrilled. Scottish men do have the hottest pipes around.

  51. Jeremy says:

    That bigpiper was just full of hot air.

  52. Jeremy says:

    The bagpipes of Clan MacPhart were the hottest around.

  53. charles austin says:

    And damned be him that first cries, “Hold, enough!”

    Famous last words, “Hold my ale and watch this.”

    No true Scotsman could avoid shedding a tear hearing Chopin played like this.

    Few know that Tony Hulman stole his famous opening line from the traditional opening of the polls in Scotland: “Gentlemen, start your bagpipes.”

    I had a fifth on the fourth on the Firth of Forth.

    He said to blow it out my ass. Well, this is the closest I could manage.

    And all the lassies say I’m pretty fry for a white guy.

    Come on Eileen… let’s get the hell out of here.

    The Robert Burns supper isn’t until January.

  54. CSK says:

    Munitions experts agreed that the latest in mixed-use ordnance, the musical flamethrower, constituted a unique contribution to the art of modern warfare.

  55. Michael Hamm says:

    Scottish halitosis redefines voter intimidation.

  56. Pinky says:

    The nitro-injected bagpipe can hit notes that would blow your mind.

  57. charles austin says:

    The eighth circle of Hell was a little quieter than usual; everyone looked around and wondered where Angus McAdder had wandered off to.

  58. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Play that funky music White boy!

  59. Scotland’s historical bid for “FREEDOM!” is blown out the bagpipes and goes up in flames.

  60. William “Braveheart” Wallace rolls over in his grave.

  61. Somewhere in Malibu, Mel ‘Braveheart’ Gibson is ordering yet another ‘Tequila Sunrise’.

  62. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “Hey Buddy, if this gig doesn’t work out, then I hear there’s a job opening at the Chicago Airport in the flight control…”

  63. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “Hey buddy, if this gig doesn’t work out, then I hear there’s some job openings at a food processing plant in Oklahoma where some guy went crazy in support of ISIS…”

  64. charles austin says:

    If it isn’t Scottish it’s crap. Of course, sometimes it’s Scottish and crap too.