Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Thursday, June 2, 2011
Winners will be announced Monday
“Mom, I think you sprayed too much insect spray on me!”
“Who says fat kids aren’t attractive?!”
Magneto… The Beginning
Congressman Anthony Weiner (D-NY) has finally issued a definitive statement: “I have never forked or spooned anyone in my entire life.”
Trump has been tweeting about eating pizza with plastic utencils, explaining he does not carry around his own silverware. This kid believes he can solve that problem for The Donald.
Little John testing out his Halloween costume design.
WHO scientists now believe that brain cancer is not the only problem caused by cell phone use.
What the hey? I had four entries up, and they’re gone!
Newt Gingrich, ca. 1955, denies eating all the sweet potato pie even though he’s as sticky as a Georgia July evening.
Billy – Time for your shower. We need the silverware cleaned.
I did receive them via email, as usual, I’ll check and see what happened to them, but I’ll take them into consideration.
Thanks, Rodney. It’s been a while since I’ve been inspired by a photo enough to do half a dozen entries.
Wait — half a dozen? Oh, great, now I gotta come up with two more.
“Chubby kids — how do they effin’ work?”
Anthony Weiner doesn’t know what’s in his drawers. This kid knows what used to be in the kitchen drawers…
If a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down, this kid’s been really, really sick…
“The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.”
THIS… IS… SPARTA!!!!!!
(Jay’s comments from just after 8:00 this AM, They’re in the system and approved, I just don’t see them either)
“THIS…. IS….. SPORKA!!!!”
Sorry Uri Geller but you’ve been pwned!
Thanks, Rodney! You’re so cool — I dunno why the other authors here always trash-talk you. (I keed, I keed…)
When will the results for the contest with the Obamas and DS-K be announced? I had one there that I thought was pretty darned spiffy…
“In this picture, see, got my spoons all set up; any ice cream I could do double fisted. Then I’m thinkin’ ‘what about bacon?’ So I had to get my fork collection goin’. So in the next picture…”
So we were on vacation in Wisconsin, and I just thought I’d honor the great town of Spooner…..
There is no truth to the rumor this is a cannibal pre-packed open and serve.
Romanian drum set. Hit belly, bass drum. Head, wood percussion. Cymbals on chest. Back, snare. Make you good price. Five dollars.
Larry the Silverware Guy.
If Lady Gaga had children.
” I’ve been digging around in the vegetable garden, Mrs Obama, and I gotta tell you: Vegetables taste like shit”
A spokesman for Michael Moore stated that Mr. Moore’s Twitter account had been hacked.
I’m confused. Is this flatware or fatwear?
I’m glad TIm Burton dropped this idea and went with “Edward Scissorhands” instead.
When you can’t text it….project it…..EAT ME….
This fork is from breakfast, this spoon is from the midmorning snack of ice cream I ate, this fork is from lunch, this spoon is the one I used to hit my sister with, this fork is the one I used for a snack after using the spoon on my sister. That was hard work, I needed to fuel up after that.
Do you want fries with that?
Michelle’s unveils her Anti-Obesity poster boy.
Born with Mom’s chastity belt around his neck.
Transgender Sue-Mo poses prior to lethal parachute jump during local Gay Pride Parade.
When the Obama Administration tossed the historic Food Pyramid, there were numerous kinds of formats for healthy eating submitted before they finally settled on a plate.
Often, with much success, mutants challenged the accuracy of paternity test. But once Child Support Services showed Magneto this photograph, he knew his goose was cooked.
Ironically, as the last surviving member of the Donner Party made his way out of the camp, he stumbled on a rock and impaled himself to death…on his eating utensils.
Responding to complaints from Boy Scouts who repeatedly lost their camping gear, Bern scientists introduce the first-ever genetically engineered: ‘Swiss Army Knife Boy’.
“Chucky” took to his eating utensils like the golfer to his clubs on the green. That way, he’d be sure to make a pie hole-in-one.
Out there, somewhere. Although he could not put his finger on it, Jimmy knew there was a bullet with his name written on it.
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