OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced Monday

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. John Burgess says:

    “Mom, I think you sprayed too much insect spray on me!”


    “Who says fat kids aren’t attractive?!”


    Magneto… The Beginning

  2. Maggie Mama says:

    Congressman Anthony Weiner (D-NY) has finally issued a definitive statement: “I have never forked or spooned anyone in my entire life.”

  3. Maggie Mama says:

    Trump has been tweeting about eating pizza with plastic utencils, explaining he does not carry around his own silverware. This kid believes he can solve that problem for The Donald.

  4. Vast Variety says:

    Little John testing out his Halloween costume design.

  5. Maggie Mama says:

    WHO scientists now believe that brain cancer is not the only problem caused by cell phone use.

  6. Jay Tea says:

    What the hey? I had four entries up, and they’re gone!


  7. Mr. Prosser says:

    Newt Gingrich, ca. 1955, denies eating all the sweet potato pie even though he’s as sticky as a Georgia July evening.

  8. Michael Hamm says:

    Billy – Time for your shower. We need the silverware cleaned.

  9. Rodney Dill says:

    @Jay Tea,

    I did receive them via email, as usual, I’ll check and see what happened to them, but I’ll take them into consideration.

  10. Jay Tea says:

    Thanks, Rodney. It’s been a while since I’ve been inspired by a photo enough to do half a dozen entries.

    Wait — half a dozen? Oh, great, now I gotta come up with two more.


    “Chubby kids — how do they effin’ work?”


  11. rodney dill says:

    Anthony Weiner doesn’t know what’s in his drawers. This kid knows what used to be in the kitchen drawers…


    If a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down, this kid’s been really, really sick…


    “The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.”


    THIS… IS… SPARTA!!!!!!


    (Jay’s comments from just after 8:00 this AM, They’re in the system and approved, I just don’t see them either)

  12. rodney dill says:

    “THIS…. IS….. SPORKA!!!!”

  13. roger says:

    Sorry Uri Geller but you’ve been pwned!

  14. Jay Tea says:

    Thanks, Rodney! You’re so cool — I dunno why the other authors here always trash-talk you. (I keed, I keed…)

    When will the results for the contest with the Obamas and DS-K be announced? I had one there that I thought was pretty darned spiffy…


  15. Drew says:

    “In this picture, see, got my spoons all set up; any ice cream I could do double fisted. Then I’m thinkin’ ‘what about bacon?’ So I had to get my fork collection goin’. So in the next picture…”

  16. Drew says:

    So we were on vacation in Wisconsin, and I just thought I’d honor the great town of Spooner…..

  17. Drew says:

    There is no truth to the rumor this is a cannibal pre-packed open and serve.

  18. Drew says:

    Romanian drum set. Hit belly, bass drum. Head, wood percussion. Cymbals on chest. Back, snare. Make you good price. Five dollars.

  19. Wyatt Earp says:

    Larry the Silverware Guy.

  20. rodney dill says:

    If Lady Gaga had children.

  21. John425 says:

    ” I’ve been digging around in the vegetable garden, Mrs Obama, and I gotta tell you: Vegetables taste like shit”

  22. FormerHostage says:

    A spokesman for Michael Moore stated that Mr. Moore’s Twitter account had been hacked.

  23. FormerHostage says:

    I’m confused. Is this flatware or fatwear?

  24. FormerHostage says:

    I’m glad TIm Burton dropped this idea and went with “Edward Scissorhands” instead.

  25. Peterh says:

    When you can’t text it….project it…..EAT ME….

  26. Lori says:

    This fork is from breakfast, this spoon is from the midmorning snack of ice cream I ate, this fork is from lunch, this spoon is the one I used to hit my sister with, this fork is the one I used for a snack after using the spoon on my sister. That was hard work, I needed to fuel up after that.

  27. Michael Hamm says:

    Eat me!

  28. Michael Hamm says:

    Do you want fries with that?

  29. Michael Hamm says:

    Michelle’s unveils her Anti-Obesity poster boy.

  30. grizzlybare says:

    Born with Mom’s chastity belt around his neck.

  31. grizzlybare says:

    Transgender Sue-Mo poses prior to lethal parachute jump during local Gay Pride Parade.

  32. Maggie Mama says:

    When the Obama Administration tossed the historic Food Pyramid, there were numerous kinds of formats for healthy eating submitted before they finally settled on a plate.

  33. Often, with much success, mutants challenged the accuracy of paternity test. But once Child Support Services showed Magneto this photograph, he knew his goose was cooked.

  34. Ironically, as the last surviving member of the Donner Party made his way out of the camp, he stumbled on a rock and impaled himself to death…on his eating utensils.

  35. Responding to complaints from Boy Scouts who repeatedly lost their camping gear, Bern scientists introduce the first-ever genetically engineered: ‘Swiss Army Knife Boy’.

  36. “Chucky” took to his eating utensils like the golfer to his clubs on the green. That way, he’d be sure to make a pie hole-in-one.

  37. Out there, somewhere. Although he could not put his finger on it, Jimmy knew there was a bullet with his name written on it.