Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, October 27, 2014
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Aren’t you a little short for an evil cyborg Jedi?
This Hijab thing has gotten out of control.
No, you have to have photo ID issued by the state in order to vote. Imperial ID won’t work.
“I’m sorry, sir, but without proper identification, you can only vote provisionally.”
“The ability to deny my right to vote is insignificant compared to the power of The Force.”
“I find your lack of cooperation disturbing.”
“I told Palpatine perestroika and glasnost were a mistake. He didn’t listen.”
“Yes, I hand out the ballots… but in your case I don’t give a sith.”
The Farce is strong in this one.
The characters from Roger Corman’s “BATTLE BEYOND THE STARS” are on their way….They couldn’t decide which of the facets of Nestor was driving the car pool minivan…
Voting Registrar: “Place of residence?”
Darth Vader: “Death Star..”
Voting Registrar: “You have the wrong polling booth then…”
I find your lack of faith in the democratic process disturbing.
“…and we’re obtaining the best Interstellar legal counsel available, to fight this voter suppression, from the offices of Crane, Poole, and Schmidt.”
Another example of racial discrimination at the polls. Dark Jedi Knights are being turned away from voting for reasons such as wearing Chevrolet grilles for a face…
He’s black. He talks like James Earl Jones….I say they won’t let him vote this year…
“Sir, you need to park your Cadillac in the parking lot…”
“He owns a huge death star. Has tons of underpaid and exploited employees, with poor working conditions…..Odds are he’s not a Democrat.”
“Boy, that Mark Udall’s campaign has gotten pretty sad and weird…”
“I’m sorry Senator McConnell but your attempt to be cool and appeal to young voters just isn’t working…”
“I bet he has a donk death star parked outside…”
“Luke, I’m your voter….”
“This Chevrolet grille dental work is killing me…”
“He’s more political machine now than man. Twisted and evil.”
Dude says he’s a single issue voter. Something about an EPA problem where he grew up……
It looks like my attempts to comment with a new e-mail address resulted in the comments going to the spam filter. Can that be updated?
“30 years old. Single. And first time out of his mom’s basement voting….”
I know, I know. But exactly when did we in Illinois NOT let a self claimed Democrat vote?
“Ok, we’ll let you vote this time….But, don’t try to steal the election. I heard on the news that the last time you were in court, you took the stand….”
“Wow, now that former Mayor Bloomberg has really gone crazy….”
Guess which crazy person is a Doug Ford voter in today’s Toronto mayor election?
I know you take your poll judge responsibilities seriously, but the dudes getting pissed off, and if you saw the guys ride…..so please, let’m vote.
Exit poll trackers for CBS don’t know how to classify this voter…
Listen, tough guy, YOU tell he can’t vote.
“You’re not taking any chances with getting ebola in public places, are you?”
Hi, sweetie. Can I get your number? I’m soft and nice on the inside.
Upon exiting the polling place, a CNN exit poller asks him, “How would you classify your religion? Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Jedi, other?”
Surprised to see him vote today. Today’s a big Jedish holiday….
Some people just look a little too Jedish….
“Must be a big Jedish neighborhood around here?”
Turns out his son is only half Jedish….His wife is a gentile….
@Stormy Dragon: Not sure if its permanent, but I released the comment.
“Wow, we sure picked him wrong. He looked Jedish, but it turns out he’s a Christian Scientist….”
@Paul Hooson: C’mon… admit it… You wish you had a motorcycle helmet just like that.
“Yes, I do not have a life.”
Vader: “What do I have that is dark, round and hard that Leia rode on?
Poll Worker: “The Deathstar.”
Vader (to himself): “Dang… another ones heard it before.”
“I’m sorry sir, but Evil Jedi Dictator isn’t a political party….You’ll have with the shorter independent ballot….”
@rodney dill: I have a Red Chinese Mig fighter pilot one I wear….Being Jewish, I’m not too cool on those Nazi helmets, and the Chinese like capitalism and money, so they’re half ways there with me. Like a long lost brother…
He talks like James Earl Jones. He’s black. Odds are there’s a big Cadillac parked outside that belongs to someone…
It’s been a while since the last STAR WARS movie….Odds are he ends up on DANCING WITH THE STARS soon…
I heard they refused him the opportunity to vote. He said, “Ok”, and left….Moments later the polling place was just a smoldering crater….
Everyday is Halloween for guys that live in mom’s basement….
It appears to be accepting the new e-mail now. Thanks.
A new hope and change.
Apparently these are the droids I’ve been looking for.
Nothing is proceeding as I have foreseen.
A long time ago, in a same day voting registration line far, far away…
I have altered the ballot. Pray I do not alter it further.
“There is to be no vote. The time of the Republic is over.”
“Of course you can see my Obamacare enrollment card.”
“My candidate is losing, so I’ll take 5000 Expanded Universe ballots, please.”
Wisely, the county clerk was willing to give Darth Vader a break on providing Voter ID, based on “disability”
“You wouldn’t think it looking over my platform, but I’m a huge proponent of greater OSHA funding.”
Well, I looked at the state of elections today, and I thought to myself, “Why vote for the lesser evil?”
“Don’t be too proud of this parliamentary agenda you’ve obstructed. The ability to filibuster a motion to proceed to debate is insignificant next to the power of the Force.”
Wow! Since he went bankrupt and that death star got foreclosed, he sure had to scale back his abilities to dominate others….
“What do you mean Ron Paul isn’t on the ballot?”
“For the millionth time, I am not Dick Cheney!”
“Why yes, I did vote in favor of clone-clone marriage.”
A new kid’s game: Where’s the Rob Ford voter?
Rob Ford’s former campaign manager casts his vote for Rob’s brother Doug for mayor….
One of the voters in crack-smoking former Mayor Rob Ford’s landslide win for a city council seat…
The worst Halloween haunted house ever….It’s well lit, and no one’s in costume except for one guy wearing a STAR WARS costume…
Darth: “I am here to inspect Ellis Island on behalf of my emperor!”
Eric Holder’s replacement arrives at Ferguson
It’s the prophecy!
Nice to see you again Gov. Walker.
“I just can’t decide. ‘The Empire Strikes Back’ had better action, but Episode 3 had such a happy ending.”
If this is Mass. then I am registered to vote as Annikin Skywalker. but if this NY then I’m registered as Darth Vader..
Eddie Vedder, huh. Sign here.
In an ironic intergalactic twist of fate, Darth Vader (author of *Imperial Senate Bill 1070) was asked to show proof of his identity, before being allowed to vote. However, only able to provide a Naboo low orbit planetary trainee pilot license under the name of Anakin Skywalker and issued retroactively by the then new but not yet (or ever) officially recognized Trade Federation post occupational provisional forces government, he was turned away at the polls.
*Before the Imperial Senate was desolved
Al Gore attempts to break into politics once again as Hanging Chad Vader
If you strike me from the rolls I will become more powerful than you can imagine.
“I’m sorry, my other clothes were at the cleaners…”
“I tried to pick up my clothes at the cleaners, but Mr. Washee Washee was sick and didn’t open up today…”
The second best movie voting role ever….The other? Robin Williams as Hanging Chad…
You know your jokes aren’t worth anything when no one even files a Writ Of Garnishment against them if you owe them money…
The worst first 20 minutes of a porn movie ever…
“Wow, those Mitch McConnell re-election ads make no sense…”
“Wow, this WART OF THE WORLDS movie is even worse than SHARKNADO!”
“I heard he was once caught with a prostitute….So this story doesn’t a happy ending…”
“He’s just bumming around and killing time now that the last NASA rocket blew up…”
(Vader breath) Move General Veers. Who allowed you to take part in this speed dating seminar anyway?
Yes, even the Dark Lord, Darth Vader had troubles on the first day of school.
TMZ catches Darth Vader at the DMV attempting to get an Anakin Skywalker I.D.
“Jedi Knight?….Lady, I’ll show you my Jedi Knight…”
“Nazi helmet?….This isn’t a German helmet!…..(Zip) This is a German helmet…”
“Lady, once you go dark side, you won’t go back…”
“Any good ribs n’ blues places around here?”
“It’s sure hard for a black man to get a cab around here…”
“I’m not related to that Otis Williams…”
“…For the last time, stop rubbing my head for good luck…”
Tension and suspicion still run high in Ferguson…
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