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Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


A Kurdish Peshmerga fighter holds a a RPG launcher in an area overlooking Baretle village, which is controlled by the Islamic State, in Khazir

REUTERS/Ahmed Jadallah

Winners for this contest will be announced next Friday.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. munchbox says:

    Let’s post a picture of a terrorist so the bobble heads can try to make funny quips about it. Disgusting.

  2. munchbox says:

    Oh I see…it’s one of the good ones… As if

  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @munchbox: If you’ve lost your sense of humor, maybe you should just stay away from these?

  4. James Pearce says:

    If they run, they’re mujahedin. If they stand still, they’re well-disciplined mujahedin.

  5. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Put me within 2 miles of Assad and it’s “War’s over, Boys! We can all go home.”

  6. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Yeah… stand right there…. while I pull this trigger.

  7. JKB says:

    “Don’t you know not to sneak up on a man when he’s handling his weapon?”

  8. Mu says:

    “Again, it’s 10 points for a tank, 5 for a truck, and 1 for a building”

  9. Guarneri says:

    Down the hill. Off the church bell, through the truck ……..nothing but net.

  10. Guarneri says:

    Remember when we were kids and we just had, what were they called, Monkey Guns? Is this cool or what?

  11. Moosebreath says:

    Someday, son, all this will be your rubble.

  12. GregR says:

    “Hold my beer at watch this!”

  13. John D'Geek says:

    “Taking aim at the 2016 Presidential elections.”

  14. al-Ameda says:

    “no really, that’s okay, we’ve already notified your next of kin”

  15. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @John D’Geek: Will the next Republican candidate for President please stand up?

  16. OzarkHillbilly says:

    And they said Hillary killed Vince Foster.

  17. OzarkHillbilly says:

    And American politicians like to complain about our press…

  18. OzarkHillbilly says:

    The latest Sunday news show on Fox had a hard time lining up Democrats.

  19. rodney dill says:

    “It’s the latest model from ACME…. Meep Meep my ass.”

  20. John425 says:

    Protesters gear up for Grand Jury decision in Ferguson., MO.

  21. charles austin says:

    Hold my chai and watch this.

  22. charles austin says:

    Die you random sonofabitch.

  23. David in KC says:

    Meet my little friend.

  24. DrDaveT says:

    Yeah, it’s a pretty big town, but you should see the one that got away…

  25. Paul Hooson says:

    I hear the leader of ISIS is named Baghdadi….I’m surprised his parents didn’t think that name was too ethnic and go with a more generic name like Smith or Jones…

  26. Paul Hooson says:

    Oh Oh, that doesn’t look good for business….

  27. Paul Hooson says:

    Being a suicide bomber isn’t a good profession for a young man….No advancement….

  28. Paul Hooson says:

    Mr. Baghdadi’s Neighborhood…..What a day in the neighborhood, What a day in the neighborhood, Would you like to be my neighbor?….

  29. Paul Hooson says:

    ISIS targets important military targets like children playing in the backyard or their mom hanging out laundry….

  30. Paul Hooson says:

    Come To The Mideast For Your Next Vacation….It’s The Vacation Wonderland!

  31. Paul Hooson says:

    “This Casey Kasem here, and I’ve got a dedication from a listerner: “Dear Casey, I’m a ISIS fighter about to murder women and children in cold blood. But I’d sure like to hear “I’m A Sex Machine” on the radio before I get started…”

  32. charles austin says:

    Do you what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?

  33. charles austin says:

    But if you give meeeeeeeee… weed, whites, and wine, and you show me a sign, I’ll be willin’.

  34. charles austin says:

    Dude looks like a lady.

  35. charles austin says:

    Can you hear the evil crowd? The lies and the laughter? I hear my inside, the mechanized hum of another world where no sun is shining, no red light flashing. Here in this darkness I know what I’ve done, I know all at once who I am…

  36. charles austin says:

    Tell me why? I don’t like Mondays.

  37. charles austin says:

    Now I’ve been happy lately, thinking about the good things to come, and I believe it could be, something good has begun. Oh, I’ve been smiling lately, dreaming about the world as one, and I believe it could be, some day it’s going to come.

  38. charles austin says:

    He said, “Will you defeat them, the demons and all the non-believers, the plans that they have made? Because one day, I’ll leave you, a phantom to lead you in the summer to join the Black Parade.”

  39. CSK says:

    “Of course I’m not a terrorist. This is my trumpet, and I’m scouting outdoor locations for the 2015 Jihadi Jazz Festival.”

  40. charles austin says:

    So the powers that be left me here to do the thinkin’. And I just turned twenty-two, I was wonderin’ what to do, and the closer they got, the more those feelings grew… Shelter me from the powder and the finger. Cover me with the thought that pulled the trigger. Think of me as one you’d never figured would fade away so young, with so much left undone. Remember me to my love, I know I’ll miss her.

  41. charles austin says:

    When I get them in my sights, boom boom, out go the lights.

  42. charles austin says:

    I got a rocket in my pocket, finger in the socket. There ain’t no way for you to stop it. I said, “rocket.”

  43. charles austin says:

    Don’t start me talking. I could talk all night. My mind goes sleepwalking while I’m putting the world to right. Called careers information, have you got yourself an occupation?

  44. charles austin says:

    The sound of gunfire, off in the distance, I’m getting used to it now…

  45. Hal_10000 says:

    I really really doubt that you can pee further than I can fire this.

  46. Paul Hooson says:

    Boy, this village is in trouble….First this guy attacks….Then they send Bill Cosby in to rape the women….

  47. Paul Hooson says:

    The second most frightening thing you’ll ever hear. The first?….Hey, Hey, Hey, It’s Bill Cosby…

  48. Paul Hooson says:

    If I was those villagers, I’d send out the body of James Brady in his motorized wheelchair to draw away fire, while the villagers escape out the back door…

  49. Paul Hooson says:

    As Quick Draw McDraw might say: “Exit it, stage left…”

  50. Try to takeout their morale officer first. But if you miss then aim for the local comedy club – Besides, I heard it’s open mic night tonight, so it won’t matter that much if you miss again anyway.

  51. rodney dill says:

    @Paul Hooson:

    Being a suicide bomber isn’t a good profession for a young man….No advancement….

    Carnac the Magnificent says, “The answer is Chicken Shwarma…. and opening the envelope the question is, Name the World’s oldest suicide bomber.”

  52. Jeremy says:

    “Mos Eisley spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany. Except for DC.”

  53. Paul Hooson says:

    @rodney dill: That was an all time first for me here. I combined Jewish one-liner schtick humor, Mideast humor and current events all into one….Your Carnac joke was great too? You aren’t a little bit Jewish as well, Rodney?

    I’m surprised my Bill Cosby rape jokes didn’t earn me arrows in the back yet from the townspeople here, but you know me, I just had to go there…

  54. Franklin says:

    Musician with a high-powered bassoon is headed for a gig at the Star Wars Cantina.

  55. Franklin says:

    @Jeremy: And yes, I actually thought of that before seeing your comment. Great minds?

  56. rodney dill says:

    @Paul Hooson: No, not Jewish, but I did work for an Israeli based company for a while.

  57. Guarneri says:

    @charles austin:

    Any Little Feat reference is a good reference.

    Drew

  58. Paul Hooson says:

    @rodney dill: You learned well from the true comedy masters then….Your comedy is always the best!

  59. charles austin says:

    @Guarneri: I gave you two!

  60. Paul Hooson says:

    Bill Cosby hired this guy to blow up the “I Was Raped By Bill Cosby” T-Shirt Factory after the t-shirts started to sell better than ever expected…

  61. Paul Hooson says:

    Boy, some of those victims of Bill Cosby are sure angry!

  62. Paul Hooson says:

    The only guy in the world angry that the name of the classic Bill Cosby comedy album, “BILL COSBY IS A VERY FUNNY FELLOW”, is being changed to “BILL COSBY IS VERY RAPEY FELLOW”…

  63. Paul Hooson says:

    Oh, the idea seemed good to the terrorist at the time….But, an hour later when that coffee started to kick in and that gas station men’s room was all blown up to pieces, the idea suddenly didn’t seem so great…

  64. Paul Hooson says:

    “You guys might want to avoid hitting the strip club…otherwise, you guys don’t have anywhere to go when you’re on shore leave…”

  65. Paul Hooson says:

    Sore loser from the recent elections?

  66. Paul Hooson says:

    Some people sure hate my jokes…

  67. Paul Hooson says:

    The view is beautiful from here…

  68. Paul Hooson says:

    “Do we get Thanksgiving off?”

  69. Paul Hooson says:

    These guys burned that town to the ground…Then looted it…

  70. Paul Hooson says:

    “These evil bastards…They raped the cattle and stole the women…They make me so mad!”

  71. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hey Mohammad, avoid hitting that gas station….I think those beans I ate are kicking in…”

  72. Paul Hooson says:

    Taking this picture for propaganda pictures didn’t seem like such a good idea after that backflash from the RPG kicked out….

  73. Paul Hooson says:

    “BTW, I forgot to mention that I’m Jewish…Does that matter?”

  74. Paul Hooson says:

    “When we get to the town, I hope there’s a Walgreens for some aspirin. All these loud noises are giving me a headache…”

  75. charles austin says:

    Ahmed, have a Snickers.

  76. Paul Hooson says:

    As bad as this may look, they didn’t target the town massage parlor….So, this is a happy ending story…

  77. charles austin says:

    OT – Rodney, your caption contests have been one of the joys of the Internet. Thank you.