OTB Caption Contest
Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
REUTERS/Ahmed Jadallah
Winners for this contest will be announced next Friday.
REUTERS/Ahmed Jadallah
Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners for this contest will be announced next Friday.
Let’s post a picture of a terrorist so the bobble heads can try to make funny quips about it. Disgusting.
Oh I see…it’s one of the good ones… As if
@munchbox: If you’ve lost your sense of humor, maybe you should just stay away from these?
If they run, they’re mujahedin. If they stand still, they’re well-disciplined mujahedin.
Put me within 2 miles of Assad and it’s “War’s over, Boys! We can all go home.”
Yeah… stand right there…. while I pull this trigger.
“Don’t you know not to sneak up on a man when he’s handling his weapon?”
“Again, it’s 10 points for a tank, 5 for a truck, and 1 for a building”
Down the hill. Off the church bell, through the truck ……..nothing but net.
Remember when we were kids and we just had, what were they called, Monkey Guns? Is this cool or what?
Someday, son, all this will be your rubble.
“Hold my beer at watch this!”
“Taking aim at the 2016 Presidential elections.”
“no really, that’s okay, we’ve already notified your next of kin”
@John D’Geek: Will the next Republican candidate for President please stand up?
And they said Hillary killed Vince Foster.
And American politicians like to complain about our press…
The latest Sunday news show on Fox had a hard time lining up Democrats.
“It’s the latest model from ACME…. Meep Meep my ass.”
Protesters gear up for Grand Jury decision in Ferguson., MO.
Hold my chai and watch this.
Die you random sonofabitch.
Meet my little friend.
Yeah, it’s a pretty big town, but you should see the one that got away…
I hear the leader of ISIS is named Baghdadi….I’m surprised his parents didn’t think that name was too ethnic and go with a more generic name like Smith or Jones…
Oh Oh, that doesn’t look good for business….
Being a suicide bomber isn’t a good profession for a young man….No advancement….
Mr. Baghdadi’s Neighborhood…..What a day in the neighborhood, What a day in the neighborhood, Would you like to be my neighbor?….
ISIS targets important military targets like children playing in the backyard or their mom hanging out laundry….
Come To The Mideast For Your Next Vacation….It’s The Vacation Wonderland!
“This Casey Kasem here, and I’ve got a dedication from a listerner: “Dear Casey, I’m a ISIS fighter about to murder women and children in cold blood. But I’d sure like to hear “I’m A Sex Machine” on the radio before I get started…”
Do you what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
But if you give meeeeeeeee… weed, whites, and wine, and you show me a sign, I’ll be willin’.
Dude looks like a lady.
Can you hear the evil crowd? The lies and the laughter? I hear my inside, the mechanized hum of another world where no sun is shining, no red light flashing. Here in this darkness I know what I’ve done, I know all at once who I am…
Tell me why? I don’t like Mondays.
Now I’ve been happy lately, thinking about the good things to come, and I believe it could be, something good has begun. Oh, I’ve been smiling lately, dreaming about the world as one, and I believe it could be, some day it’s going to come.
He said, “Will you defeat them, the demons and all the non-believers, the plans that they have made? Because one day, I’ll leave you, a phantom to lead you in the summer to join the Black Parade.”
“Of course I’m not a terrorist. This is my trumpet, and I’m scouting outdoor locations for the 2015 Jihadi Jazz Festival.”
So the powers that be left me here to do the thinkin’. And I just turned twenty-two, I was wonderin’ what to do, and the closer they got, the more those feelings grew… Shelter me from the powder and the finger. Cover me with the thought that pulled the trigger. Think of me as one you’d never figured would fade away so young, with so much left undone. Remember me to my love, I know I’ll miss her.
When I get them in my sights, boom boom, out go the lights.
I got a rocket in my pocket, finger in the socket. There ain’t no way for you to stop it. I said, “rocket.”
Don’t start me talking. I could talk all night. My mind goes sleepwalking while I’m putting the world to right. Called careers information, have you got yourself an occupation?
The sound of gunfire, off in the distance, I’m getting used to it now…
I really really doubt that you can pee further than I can fire this.
Boy, this village is in trouble….First this guy attacks….Then they send Bill Cosby in to rape the women….
The second most frightening thing you’ll ever hear. The first?….Hey, Hey, Hey, It’s Bill Cosby…
If I was those villagers, I’d send out the body of James Brady in his motorized wheelchair to draw away fire, while the villagers escape out the back door…
As Quick Draw McDraw might say: “Exit it, stage left…”
Try to takeout their morale officer first. But if you miss then aim for the local comedy club – Besides, I heard it’s open mic night tonight, so it won’t matter that much if you miss again anyway.
@Paul Hooson:
Carnac the Magnificent says, “The answer is Chicken Shwarma…. and opening the envelope the question is, Name the World’s oldest suicide bomber.”
“Mos Eisley spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany. Except for DC.”
@rodney dill: That was an all time first for me here. I combined Jewish one-liner schtick humor, Mideast humor and current events all into one….Your Carnac joke was great too? You aren’t a little bit Jewish as well, Rodney?
I’m surprised my Bill Cosby rape jokes didn’t earn me arrows in the back yet from the townspeople here, but you know me, I just had to go there…
Musician with a high-powered bassoon is headed for a gig at the Star Wars Cantina.
@Jeremy: And yes, I actually thought of that before seeing your comment. Great minds?
@Paul Hooson: No, not Jewish, but I did work for an Israeli based company for a while.
@charles austin:
Any Little Feat reference is a good reference.
Drew
@rodney dill: You learned well from the true comedy masters then….Your comedy is always the best!
@Guarneri: I gave you two!
Bill Cosby hired this guy to blow up the “I Was Raped By Bill Cosby” T-Shirt Factory after the t-shirts started to sell better than ever expected…
Boy, some of those victims of Bill Cosby are sure angry!
The only guy in the world angry that the name of the classic Bill Cosby comedy album, “BILL COSBY IS A VERY FUNNY FELLOW”, is being changed to “BILL COSBY IS VERY RAPEY FELLOW”…
Oh, the idea seemed good to the terrorist at the time….But, an hour later when that coffee started to kick in and that gas station men’s room was all blown up to pieces, the idea suddenly didn’t seem so great…
“You guys might want to avoid hitting the strip club…otherwise, you guys don’t have anywhere to go when you’re on shore leave…”
Sore loser from the recent elections?
Some people sure hate my jokes…
The view is beautiful from here…
“Do we get Thanksgiving off?”
These guys burned that town to the ground…Then looted it…
“These evil bastards…They raped the cattle and stole the women…They make me so mad!”
“Hey Mohammad, avoid hitting that gas station….I think those beans I ate are kicking in…”
Taking this picture for propaganda pictures didn’t seem like such a good idea after that backflash from the RPG kicked out….
“BTW, I forgot to mention that I’m Jewish…Does that matter?”
“When we get to the town, I hope there’s a Walgreens for some aspirin. All these loud noises are giving me a headache…”
Ahmed, have a Snickers.
As bad as this may look, they didn’t target the town massage parlor….So, this is a happy ending story…
OT – Rodney, your caption contests have been one of the joys of the Internet. Thank you.