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U.S. President Barack Obama gives a high five to a man dressed as Santa Claus during the 92nd annual National Christmas Tree Lighting on the Ellipse in Washington

Reuters/Yuri Gripas

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Comments

  1. Chief Justice Roberts administers the Oath of Office for Presidency of the North Pole

  2. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Impeachment proceedings for X-Mas? Done!

  3. rodney dill says:

    Obama; “Hey Santa, lemme see that hat. People been telling me they have no reason to bring up Dukakis in discussion anymore.”

  4. Mu says:

    “I bring cheers and gifts to the people. How about you Santa?”

  5. OzarkHillbilly says:

    I didn’t think Congress could possibly get any worse and then we had election day. Thanx Santa! I’m looking better all the time!

  6. Tony W says:

    The President and Santa celebrate a moment after Mr. Obama learns what Speaker Boehner is really getting for Christmas.

  7. Moosebreath says:

    President Obama accepts congratulations following his victory in the War on Christmas.

  8. Steve Hynd says:

    Non-racists be like…

  9. al-Ameda says:

    “My White brother, que pasa?”

  10. Pinky says:

    Obama, Santa Agree To Coal Phase-Out

  11. RockThisTown says:

    @Pinky: . . . regardless of being naughty or nice.

  12. RockThisTown says:

    “High 5 on making people think I really exist, Mr. President!”

  13. RockThisTown says:

    “In my gift sack for you, Mr. President . . . is a personalized pen & phone.”

  14. RockThisTown says:

    “Sorry, Santa, but your reindeer & sleigh don’t comply with EPA vehicle exhaust regulations . . . but it’s Christmas, so here’s a waiver, PROVIDED, you exempt the Elf Union from Obamacare.”

  15. RockThisTown says:

    “Governor Christie . . . is that you?”

  16. RockThisTown says:

    “A brand new teleprompter! All right!”

  17. Franklin says:

    Dude, I *like* this party of old white men!

  18. RockThisTown says:

    “Santa, you obviously haven’t been eating Michelle’s healthy lunches!”

  19. Pinky says:
  20. Pinky says:

    “Now, Daschle, Emanuel, Cantor, and Clinton!
    On, Cotton! On, Schumer! On, Boehner and Nixon!”

  21. John425 says:

    Santa: “Pssst. Hey Mr Prez, it’s me, Jonathan Gruber.”

    Santa: “I’m wearing gloves because I don’t know where that hand has been, Mr. President.”

    Obama: “Hey, we got rid of Mary Landrieu. Gimme five, Santa!

  22. Paul Hooson says:

    Santa’s public relations people should be more concerned about public appearances that could damage his product brand reputation…

  23. Paul Hooson says:

    This show was only marginally better than that PETER PAN LIVE fiasco…

  24. Paul Hooson says:

    Tis the season to smoke holly(Applies to Washington, Colorado, Oregon only. Or where prohibited by law).

  25. Paul Hooson says:

    Paul Hooson: “A few more white hairs, and I’m applying for a Santa job as well”.

  26. Guarneri says:

    Obama: “Yeah, I lost. But I’ve got a big, fat wallet, so I thought I’d pivot to gifts and candy. Deal?”

    Santa: “All yours, Mr. President. (Hot mic: “Poor sonofabitch. Wait ’till he figures out about the ingrates, lazy elves and all the god damned reindeer shit he’s gotta haul.”)

  27. Mark Ryan says:

    “Glad you can join us in blocking the entrance to this mall, Santa!”

  28. Mark Ryan says:

    Santa: “Why no gifts for the Obama family? Well Sir, go like this. Now repeat what you said when you were sworn in.”

  29. Hal_10000 says:

    Tonight on Fox News: Santa and Obama were flashing gang signs!

  30. Paul Hooson says:

    Paul Hooson: “My strip club has North Pole dancers. Does that count for Christmas?”

  31. Pinky says:

    Dear Santa, show a little class. The President may not treat White House events with any respect, but you should know better than to exchange a high-five with him.

  32. Paul Hooson says:

    “I hear Robin Williams isn’t on your Christmas list this year…”

  33. Paul Hooson says:

    “I just took Pugsley off my Christmas list….”

  34. rodney dill says:

    “I wish I could quit you.”

  35. Paul Hooson says:

    Santa: “I found out one thing this week. “Waterboarding” wasn’t a Beach Boys song after all…”

  36. Paul Hooson says:

    Obama: “God, Col. Sanders, you sure let yourself go…”

  37. Paul Hooson says:

    Obama: “Hey, what motivated you to become Santa this year”.

    Santa: “Well, under this Santa suit, beard and hat, my parole officer doesn’t recognize me to enforce that silly little keep 50 feet away rule…”

    Obama: “Ugggggg….”

  38. Paul Hooson says:

    “When this is over, Santa’s getting some lap dances from some real naughty girls…”

  39. Paul Hooson says:

    Santa: “I can only fix up naughty or nice, not crappy….”

  40. Paul Hooson says:

    ” I gave some naughty girls some spanking sticks last year…..Some enjoyed them…”

  41. Paul Hooson says:

    Obama: “Our Democratic senators sure were drubbed this year…”

    Santa: “Hey, I’m Santa…NOT JESUS!”

  42. Paul Hooson says:

    Santa: “Did I tell you about a close call at the beach last year? Me and Mrs. Claus were at the beach, when suddenly a big wave came in and swept me away to sea. Mrs. Claus cried out to God, “Oh Lord, Lord! Please bring my Santa back. Boys and girls all over need him. I’ll never ask for another thing again Lord!” – Well, suddenly another big wave came and brought me back to land to safety. Well, to make things short, Mrs. Claus took a good look at me and lifted her head towards heaven and proclaimed, “Yeah, but he had a hat!”.

  43. Paul Hooson says:

    Obama: “Bloods?”

  44. Paul Hooson says:

    Obama: “I understand that you’ve been very popular among Catholics since becoming pope…”

    Santa: “What?”

  45. Paul Hooson says:

    Santa: “I’m so happy to meet you, NBA legend Reggie Miller!”

    Obama: “What?”

  46. Unfortunately, due to the rash of break-ins at the White House, Santa was advised by the Secret Service that coming down the chimney this year could be hazardous to his health.

  47. President Obama is extended a Season’s Greetings from his Secret Service Santa.