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Monday, December 15, 2014
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“Wow, these Bilderberg Group meetings are a lot different than I had imagined…”
Thanks to Ted Cruz’s last minute shenanigans, some of Obama’s more controversial nominations sailed right thru the Senate.
Some of the representatives at the Climate Talks in Lima were a little unusual.
Doin’ the Lima shuffle…
Teaching Kindergarten gets harder every day.
“Walk upright, he said. Adapt. But they’re still staring at me.”
Ever since Obama became President, being a “CIA interrogator” just ain’t the same.
Well, Republicans have the Clown Car Cavalcade, so Democrats were left with the “Passive Pets Parade”.
And I thought dressing up in a funny animal costume would make me stand out at this job interview.
When the GOP passed all those voter ID laws, I’m not sure they were expecting this.
When they said we have a Mickey Mouse Congress, they weren’t kidding.
Chlorine: Don’t it make my brown fur, Don’t it make my brown fur, Don’t it make my brown fur blue.
Gosh. I thought for *sure* I’d get a free ice cream for this.
Paws up, Don’t shoot.
“Wait a minute, if I’m the Eggman, and you’re Walrus, then who the hell are they?
With extremist wings of their parties solidly against compromise, President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner negotiated the omnibus bill in the one place where no one would ever look for them.
Yeah, that must be the weirdo they told me about who wears orange shoes……..
New members of Congress enter the Capitol Bldg & meet a couple of members on their way out.
Come to think of it, has anyone seen Rick Santorum and Mike Huckabee lately?
Lobbyists for Chuckie Cheese on their way to ask Michelle Obama to drop her healthy lunch program.
Edward Snowden’s disguises are really improving!
After yet another gaffe, Joe Biden is finally embarrassed enough to hide his identity.
Wow, those orange shoes really DO make Nancy Pelosi look younger!
the Office Complex of Misfit Toys
Chin up, it’s a sign of the times. First they nail Chiefy, then the animal rights guys block us; look at this, think Santa’s got a chance? He’s got no chance.
Gay marriage advocates denied Prof Gruber’s claims that this was the intent all along.
“Hey Bob, have you heard anything about rectal hydration?”
First rule of being a mascot: Never take off your head in public!
See the guy over there? That’s what happens when the fairy turns you into a goon!
The skunk furries were not invited back the following year.
OK, I recognize the animal sports mascots. But, which team uses the lesbian in the bad haircut as their mascot?
Poor girl, she has a monkey on her back…
“Oh no, that bad fake fetish from CSI is back again!”
Unfortunately, my fellow Jews are still falling short finding a “Santa” replacement for Hanukkah. Keep trying….
Leave it up the wealthy suburb school kids to create stupid gang dress….
I have a question. If you get rapper 50 Cent and a 1% biker in the same room, do you get change back?
Gang colors at Disneyland?
Costumed protesters headed for a pro-gun hunter’s rally are in for a big surprise.
Sly-Fox Jonathan Gruber teams up with Nancy, the Blue Botox Bunny in an Obamacare moment.
Clinton, the fox, really does hope she does it like a rabbit.
“You know what, I’ll say it…I don’t just wear this because it’s comfortable.”
‘Because you know I’m all about that face, ’bout that face, no trouble . . . .’
If Tom hadn’t taken the head piece off, the zookeepers might have been able to cover up the accident one day longer.
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