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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Doc Farmer says:

    “Wow, these Bilderberg Group meetings are a lot different than I had imagined…”

  2. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Thanks to Ted Cruz’s last minute shenanigans, some of Obama’s more controversial nominations sailed right thru the Senate.

  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Some of the representatives at the Climate Talks in Lima were a little unusual.

  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Doin’ the Lima shuffle…

  5. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Teaching Kindergarten gets harder every day.

  6. Mu says:

    “Walk upright, he said. Adapt. But they’re still staring at me.”

  7. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Ever since Obama became President, being a “CIA interrogator” just ain’t the same.

  8. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Well, Republicans have the Clown Car Cavalcade, so Democrats were left with the “Passive Pets Parade”.

  9. OzarkHillbilly says:

    And I thought dressing up in a funny animal costume would make me stand out at this job interview.

  10. OzarkHillbilly says:

    When the GOP passed all those voter ID laws, I’m not sure they were expecting this.

  11. OzarkHillbilly says:

    When they said we have a Mickey Mouse Congress, they weren’t kidding.

  12. jd says:

    Chlorine: Don’t it make my brown fur, Don’t it make my brown fur, Don’t it make my brown fur blue.

  13. jd says:

    Gosh. I thought for *sure* I’d get a free ice cream for this.

  14. rodney dill says:

    Paws up, Don’t shoot.

  15. al-Ameda says:

    “Wait a minute, if I’m the Eggman, and you’re Walrus, then who the hell are they?

  16. JWH says:

    With extremist wings of their parties solidly against compromise, President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner negotiated the omnibus bill in the one place where no one would ever look for them.

  17. Guarneri says:

    Yeah, that must be the weirdo they told me about who wears orange shoes……..

  18. RockThisTown says:

    New members of Congress enter the Capitol Bldg & meet a couple of members on their way out.

  19. Hal_10000 says:

    Come to think of it, has anyone seen Rick Santorum and Mike Huckabee lately?

  20. RockThisTown says:

    Lobbyists for Chuckie Cheese on their way to ask Michelle Obama to drop her healthy lunch program.

  21. RockThisTown says:

    Edward Snowden’s disguises are really improving!

  22. RockThisTown says:

    After yet another gaffe, Joe Biden is finally embarrassed enough to hide his identity.

  23. RockThisTown says:

    Wow, those orange shoes really DO make Nancy Pelosi look younger!

  24. Pinky says:

    the Office Complex of Misfit Toys

  25. Guarneri says:

    Chin up, it’s a sign of the times. First they nail Chiefy, then the animal rights guys block us; look at this, think Santa’s got a chance? He’s got no chance.

  26. Guarneri says:

    Gay marriage advocates denied Prof Gruber’s claims that this was the intent all along.

  27. Tillman says:

    “Hey Bob, have you heard anything about rectal hydration?”

  28. Franklin says:

    First rule of being a mascot: Never take off your head in public!

  29. Franklin says:

    See the guy over there? That’s what happens when the fairy turns you into a goon!

  30. The skunk furries were not invited back the following year.

  31. Paul Hooson says:

    OK, I recognize the animal sports mascots. But, which team uses the lesbian in the bad haircut as their mascot?

  32. Paul Hooson says:

    Poor girl, she has a monkey on her back…

  33. Paul Hooson says:

    “Oh no, that bad fake fetish from CSI is back again!”

  34. Paul Hooson says:

    Unfortunately, my fellow Jews are still falling short finding a “Santa” replacement for Hanukkah. Keep trying….

  35. Paul Hooson says:

    Leave it up the wealthy suburb school kids to create stupid gang dress….

  36. Paul Hooson says:

    I have a question. If you get rapper 50 Cent and a 1% biker in the same room, do you get change back?

  37. Paul Hooson says:

    Gang colors at Disneyland?

  38. John425 says:

    Costumed protesters headed for a pro-gun hunter’s rally are in for a big surprise.

    Sly-Fox Jonathan Gruber teams up with Nancy, the Blue Botox Bunny in an Obamacare moment.

    Clinton, the fox, really does hope she does it like a rabbit.

  39. Pinky says:

    “You know what, I’ll say it…I don’t just wear this because it’s comfortable.”

  40. RockThisTown says:

    ‘Because you know I’m all about that face, ’bout that face, no trouble . . . .’

  41. Pinky says:

    If Tom hadn’t taken the head piece off, the zookeepers might have been able to cover up the accident one day longer.