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  1. C. Clavin says:

    I found this in a drawer in the Oval Office. Smells like Lewinsky. From 1995.

  2. Mu says:

    “The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.”

  3. gVOR08 says:

    Maybe if I pretend to be interested in this cigar he won’t notice that I can’t help staring at that comb over.

  4. JKB says:

    Breathe deep

  5. Tony W says:

    Bob (left) smiles gleefully as President Obama steps right into his trap by sniffing the cigar he made in his backyard.

  6. Tony W says:

    Mr. Obama briefly considers a disguise before traveling to Capitol Hill.

  7. Hal_10000 says:

    Hmmm. Maybe Michelle will let me smoke one of *these*.

  8. Moosebreath says:

    Now do I look like Mario or Luigi?

  9. rodney dill says:

    “Uh…. Mr President, John Kerry wants his neck bolt back.”

  10. jd says:

    #1 reason why cigars are better than sex: you can do this right in front of people and they’ll just joke about it.

  11. JWH says:

    From: President Barack Obama
    To: Central Intelligence Agency
    RE: Disguises

    I recognize that budget cuts have hit every federal department. But this is NOT an acceptable false moustache.

  12. DMan says:

    Is this the Cuban cigar-stache I’ve been hearing so much about?

  13. Franklin says:

    Confirmed: the President is a (Groucho) Marxist!

  14. Franklin says:

    @Mu: Dangit, you beat me to the reference …

  15. RockThisTown says:

    “I love the smell of an oppressive regime in the morning.”

  16. Franklin says:

    Smells great. May I Havana other?

  17. CSK says:

    “No, really; this is Bo’s chew stick. I love the smell of rawhide in the morning.”

  18. RockThisTown says:

    “My plan will reduce the cost of Cuban cigars by $2500 per year.”

  19. RockThisTown says:

    “Send Boehner & McConnell a box of these, pronto . . . and tell ’em to inhale!”

  20. al-Ameda says:

    “I believe I detect the smell of
    Marco Rubio’s whining in the air.”

  21. RockThisTown says:

    Don’t Barry me, bro!

  22. RockThisTown says:

    “Normalizing trade with Cuba will provide Michelle & me with another place to vacation. There’s so few good places to go anymore.”

  23. rodney dill says:

    “It’s an El Blammo, sent with regards and no hard feelings from Kim Jong-Un.”

  24. markm says:

    Derp Marx, the last of the Marx brothers (and distant relative of the Mannitto Indian Chief that sold Manhattan Island to the Dutch) poses with a Cigar under his nose. We aren’t sure why.

  25. Franklin says:

    Seemingly in slow motion, Obama catches and breaks off a cue stick during a barroom brawl at the White House, according to the pool report.

  26. Pinky says:

    “If Michelle sees this, tell her it’s a pretzel stick….No, wait, she’d get mad at me for that, too!”

  27. John425 says:

    Obama does Groucho Marx imitation, thinking it’s Charlie Chaplin.

    Obama: Yup, this is a vintage Havana Lewinsky alright. You can smell the aroma of young estrogen.”

  28. Paul Hooson says:

    Oh Oh!, the last time a president took an interest in cigars it was trouble!

  29. Paul Hooson says:

    Not Bill Clinton….Close, but no cigar…

  30. Paul Hooson says:

    Usually when I do this mustache routine, it’s a two person bit with a female assistant….

  31. rodney dill says:

    @Paul Hooson: “….. you must pay the rent!”

  32. stonetools says:

    “What this cigar needs is a good, ten cent country.”

  33. OzarkHillbilly says:

    You say Bill never got near this one?

  34. OzarkHillbilly says:

    What about Fidel? I’ve heard he needed help from a cigar a time or 2 as well.

  35. rodney dill says:

    A cautionary word Mr President, rumor has it Bill had a few dry runs with Hillary before the Monica incident.

  36. markm says:

    A cautionary word Mr President, rumor has it Bill had a few dry runs with Hillary before the Monica incident.

    OTT RD….just threw up in my mouth a bunch. 🙁

  37. Paul Hooson says:

    Snively Whiplash?

  38. Paul Hooson says:

    The Frito Bandito?

  39. Paul Hooson says:

    Dirty Sanchez?

  40. Pinky says:

    Killjoy was here.

  41. Paul Hooson says:

    Fidel Casshole?

  42. And you say this was just now rolled in China too?

  43. You don’t think North Korean dictator Kim Jung Un thinks I’m making a joke about him by doing this, do you? Because I am!

  44. You don’t think North Korean dictator Kim Jung Un thinks I’m making a joke about him by doing this, do you? Because I am! Wabba Laba Dub-dubs!

  45. Guarneri says:

    You want proof?? So why does the aroma only go up 6-7 inches? Better than some cock and bull story about, ahem, “hard drives” Mr President.

  46. Guarneri says:

    @rodney dill:

    “That’s impossible, guys, the outer wrap is flawless.”

  47. rodney dill says:

    @markm: …and we call it ‘The Aristocrats’

  48. Pinky says:

    @JWH: Hey, if the CIA has to wear bunny suits, the President gets a cigar mustache.

  49. RockThisTown says:

    Gruber says this isn’t transparent so I’d be stupid not to smoke it.

  50. al-Ameda says:

    “Smells like teen spirit”

  51. rodney dill says:

    Not to waste a minute of his final term, President Obama figures out how to burn the cigar at both ends.

  52. DrDaveT says:

    Sometimes, a cigar is just a photo op.