OTB Caption Contest

Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Zach says:

    “These sharks sorta lack drama without the frickin lasers attached to their heads.”

  2. Ben Dundee says:

    I said specifically: “with frickin lasers on their frickin heads”. Where are the frickin lasers?

  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    FYWP When do the lawyers get here.

  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “Why aren’t they eating the lawyers?”

    “Professional courtesy sir.”

  5. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “How many political prisoners does it take to feed the sharks?”

    “Only about one per shark sir. They can’t eat more than that.”

  6. jd says:

    It’s just an expression, sir. You don’t actually have to jump one.

  7. markm says:

    General: “….aaand here at our hydroponic potato farm…uh-oh”


    Guy taking notes: “Who is the anemone?”

    Guy at far right: “What about SONY?”

  8. markm says:

    Kim Jong: “….this is our cyber attack think tank?. Fa rillz??”

  9. markm says:

    Kim Jong: “OOOOH, look…..Shemp is looking at me. This is a sign”

  10. Tony W says:

    They look too calm – makes me twitchy. Bring me a lackey, no wait, how many more uncles do I have?

  11. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “You say these are good North Korean sharks and only eat bad South Koreans?”

    “Absolutely, Sir.”

    “OK, show me. Strip.”

  12. Mikey says:

    “I think I can see what’s left of Hans Blix down there.”

  13. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “These sharks look a little thin. N Koreans aren’t fat enough. Get more South Koreans.”

  14. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Definitely not capitalists, they aren’t eating each other.

  15. Mu says:

    “Since we made shark tank cleaner the final option we have tons of volunteers for mine field clearing”

  16. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “Whatever you do, don’t tell him we call the big, fat, lazy one Kim Jong-un.

  17. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @Tony W: Notice how far away from him all the uncles stand?

  18. JWH says:

    “Mister Franco, Mister Rogen, your accommodations are prepared.”

  19. JWH says:

    Kim Jong-Un learned his butler was hard of hearing after he said, “Get me my surgeon!”

  20. CSK says:

    “As you can see, Dear Leader, we have come up with a marvelously effective strategy to combat the incidence of peasants urinating in our reservoirs.”

  21. Tony W says:

    The North Korean version of the hit television show “Shark Tank” was a bit different from the American one.

  22. RockThisTown says:

    “Yes sir, this is a project we really sunk some teeth into.”

  23. RockThisTown says:

    ” Sir, don’t get too close. They’re nearsighted and eat tuna.”

  24. al-Ameda says:

    “This doesn’t look like a Koi pond”

  25. RockThisTown says:

    “Sir, that one we named ‘The Worm’ after your good American friend.”

  26. Franklin says:

    The North Korean version of Sea World features Shamu standing in a black coat on a platform above the tank.

    /honestly, Jong-Un isn’t really that fat, but it seems to be a common joke …

  27. Franklin says:

    DPRK officials travel all the way to Michigan in order to visit Soo Locks, which they mistakenly assumed was a geological formation named for a Korean.

  28. Pinky says:

    If only someone had started singing The Hokey-Pokey!

  29. Pinky says:

    Do it, Kim. It’ be a little extra debris in the shark pool, but a lot less in the gene pool.

  30. Paul Hooson says:

    “For a joke, I’m going to shout Kim, and watch everybody turn around to look…”

  31. DrDaveT says:

    “No, Mr. Rogen, I expect you to die.”

  32. DrDaveT says:

    “Apology accepted, Admiral.”

  33. DrDaveT says:

    “Which one is Joe Thornton?”

  34. John425 says:

    Kim Jong: “You say you caught them with an internet and not a hook?”

    Kim Jong: “Which one of you went fishing with my internet?”

    Sharks gather to greet one of their own.

    Shark: “Dibs on the fat one.”

  35. Hal_10000 says:

    “The notorious Golden Grotto sharks. The most savage, the most dangerous. They know when it’s time to be fed, Mr. Bond.”

  36. Hal_10000 says:

    Kim Jong-Un about to dispose of another henchman who has failed him for the last time.

  37. Franklin says:

    Officer Lee catches himself just before pointing out the whale, realizing it is just a reflection of his Dear Leader.

  38. Pinky says:

    generations of adaptation led to this tiny-brained killing machine

  39. Pinky says:

    “Yes, sir, Great Leader, sir, if President Putin can wrestle a bear, I’m sure you’d absolutely be able to handle this!”

  40. Paul Hooson says:

    The Bizarro World version Kim Jong Un runs a corner grocery store and chases kids out with a baseball bat that steal beer and candy…

  41. Paul Hooson says:

    The Bizarro World version Kim Jong Un runs a corner grocery store and chases kids out with a baseball bat that steal beer and candy…

  42. Paul Hooson says:

    This is your country….This is your country without Jews..,..Any questions?

  43. John425 says:

    Kimmie Jong: “What caliber of bullet do these new weapons use?”

    Kimmie Jong: “Goodbye, Dennis Rodman. I’ll miss you.”

  44. Paul Hooson says:

    The North Korea version of SHARK TANK is rather shocking….

  45. Paul Hooson says:

    Rodney is going to rename this weekly contest SNARK TANK….

  46. Paul Hooson says:

    They say the sequel to THE INTERVIEW, THE INTERVIEW 2: KIM JONG-UN’S REVENGE is kind of a bummer….

  47. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hey, anyone up fpr Taco Tuesday?”

  48. Paul Hooson says:

    North Korean Sea World kind of sucks….

  49. Paul Hooson says:

    “You sunk my battleship…”

  50. Paul Hooson says:

    “…Uh, maybe shark fin soup for lunch…”

  51. Paul Hooson says:

    “So, for our next act of terror against THE INTERVIEW, we’ll have agents pay admission to theaters where it’s showing, run inside the theater and shout out the ending, then run out the front door and get away in a speeding car….”

  52. Paul Hooson says:

    “I just found out that I’ll be a guest on David Letterman’s last show…”

  53. Now will you tell me the location of your secret base, Mr. Bond?…Mr. Bond?…Mr. Bond?

  54. Fortunately, for you, Mr. Bond, the laser is out for repairs.