Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, January 5, 2015
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
“These sharks sorta lack drama without the frickin lasers attached to their heads.”
I said specifically: “with frickin lasers on their frickin heads”. Where are the frickin lasers?
FYWP When do the lawyers get here.
“Why aren’t they eating the lawyers?”
“Professional courtesy sir.”
“How many political prisoners does it take to feed the sharks?”
“Only about one per shark sir. They can’t eat more than that.”
It’s just an expression, sir. You don’t actually have to jump one.
General: “….aaand here at our hydroponic potato farm…uh-oh”
Kim Jong: “WE’VE BEEN ATTACKED BY ANEMONE. SOMEONE CALL THE CODS!”
Guy taking notes: “Who is the anemone?”
Guy at far right: “What about SONY?”
Kim Jong: “….this is our cyber attack think tank?. Fa rillz??”
Kim Jong: “OOOOH, look…..Shemp is looking at me. This is a sign”
They look too calm – makes me twitchy. Bring me a lackey, no wait, how many more uncles do I have?
“You say these are good North Korean sharks and only eat bad South Koreans?”
“OK, show me. Strip.”
“I think I can see what’s left of Hans Blix down there.”
“These sharks look a little thin. N Koreans aren’t fat enough. Get more South Koreans.”
Definitely not capitalists, they aren’t eating each other.
“Since we made shark tank cleaner the final option we have tons of volunteers for mine field clearing”
“Whatever you do, don’t tell him we call the big, fat, lazy one Kim Jong-un.
@Tony W: Notice how far away from him all the uncles stand?
“Mister Franco, Mister Rogen, your accommodations are prepared.”
Kim Jong-Un learned his butler was hard of hearing after he said, “Get me my surgeon!”
“As you can see, Dear Leader, we have come up with a marvelously effective strategy to combat the incidence of peasants urinating in our reservoirs.”
The North Korean version of the hit television show “Shark Tank” was a bit different from the American one.
“Yes sir, this is a project we really sunk some teeth into.”
” Sir, don’t get too close. They’re nearsighted and eat tuna.”
“This doesn’t look like a Koi pond”
“Sir, that one we named ‘The Worm’ after your good American friend.”
The North Korean version of Sea World features Shamu standing in a black coat on a platform above the tank.
/honestly, Jong-Un isn’t really that fat, but it seems to be a common joke …
DPRK officials travel all the way to Michigan in order to visit Soo Locks, which they mistakenly assumed was a geological formation named for a Korean.
If only someone had started singing The Hokey-Pokey!
Do it, Kim. It’ be a little extra debris in the shark pool, but a lot less in the gene pool.
“For a joke, I’m going to shout Kim, and watch everybody turn around to look…”
“No, Mr. Rogen, I expect you to die.”
“Apology accepted, Admiral.”
“Which one is Joe Thornton?”
Kim Jong: “You say you caught them with an internet and not a hook?”
Kim Jong: “Which one of you went fishing with my internet?”
Sharks gather to greet one of their own.
Shark: “Dibs on the fat one.”
“The notorious Golden Grotto sharks. The most savage, the most dangerous. They know when it’s time to be fed, Mr. Bond.”
Kim Jong-Un about to dispose of another henchman who has failed him for the last time.
Officer Lee catches himself just before pointing out the whale, realizing it is just a reflection of his Dear Leader.
generations of adaptation led to this tiny-brained killing machine
“Yes, sir, Great Leader, sir, if President Putin can wrestle a bear, I’m sure you’d absolutely be able to handle this!”
The Bizarro World version Kim Jong Un runs a corner grocery store and chases kids out with a baseball bat that steal beer and candy…
This is your country….This is your country without Jews..,..Any questions?
Kimmie Jong: “What caliber of bullet do these new weapons use?”
Kimmie Jong: “Goodbye, Dennis Rodman. I’ll miss you.”
The North Korea version of SHARK TANK is rather shocking….
Rodney is going to rename this weekly contest SNARK TANK….
They say the sequel to THE INTERVIEW, THE INTERVIEW 2: KIM JONG-UN’S REVENGE is kind of a bummer….
“Hey, anyone up fpr Taco Tuesday?”
North Korean Sea World kind of sucks….
“You sunk my battleship…”
“…Uh, maybe shark fin soup for lunch…”
“So, for our next act of terror against THE INTERVIEW, we’ll have agents pay admission to theaters where it’s showing, run inside the theater and shout out the ending, then run out the front door and get away in a speeding car….”
“I just found out that I’ll be a guest on David Letterman’s last show…”
Now will you tell me the location of your secret base, Mr. Bond?…Mr. Bond?…Mr. Bond?
Fortunately, for you, Mr. Bond, the laser is out for repairs.
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