OTB Caption Contest

Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Barack Obama, Pranab Mukherjee, Narendra Modi

(AP Photo/Saurabh Das) 1/30

Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. kevin says:

    Am I supposed to do this, or bow, I can’t remember?

  2. Tony W says:

    Hi Guys – so check it out, I can bend that spoon over there with my mind…

  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Why won’t word press let me post?

  4. OzarkHillbilly says:


  5. Guarneri says:

    Ok, if you can do that on one foot we’ll let you drive…….

  6. OzarkHillbilly says:

    WP, the ultimate heckler. Can’t take criticism either

  7. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Please dear God, help me to not screw this up.

  8. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Praying that the Secret Service doesn’t embarrass me on this trip probably won’t help, but it can’t hurt either.

  9. Mu says:

    Remember, don’t call them Stan and Oliver!

  10. Paul Hooson says:


  11. Paul Hooson says:

    The Indian Rodney Dangerfield, “Hey, I get no rice back…I get no rice back…I usually get no rice at all. Hey!”…

  12. Paul Hooson says:

    Obama: “I have a funny joke for you. A nervous man goes to a doctor. He tells the doctor, “I’m a Teepee, I’m a Wigwam…I’m a Teepee, I’m a Wigwam…”The doctor tells the man. “Calm down. You’re two tents…”

    Indian Ambassador: “We’re not that type of Indians…”

  13. Paul Hooson says:

    Hare Krishmas and Rama Lama New Year!

  14. Paul Hooson says:

    Plowboys & Indians…

  15. Paul Hooson says:

    Indians come to America seeking a foreign aid loan….Next stop, The Lone Arranger….

  16. Paul Hooson says:

    “I’m sorry I asked you guys if you wanted a hamburger. I didn’t mean to offend you. Don’t have a cow…”

  17. Rodney Dill says:

    @OzarkHillbilly: I don’t see anything pending moderation.

  18. rodney dill says:

    @Paul Hooson: Nothing to see here. just moooove along.

  19. Paul Hooson says:

    Indian Ambassador: “You have many sacred cows in this country?”

    Obama: “Yes, mostly in the federal budget..”

  20. Paul Hooson says:

    Obama: “I have a sacred cow….Her name is Michelle”.

  21. Paul Hooson says:

    Indians come to America with the dream to buy a motel…

  22. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hey, I see two future cab drivers here…”

  23. Paul Hooson says:

    “Wow, they sure went on the warpath when they were told that they couldn’t open a casino…”

  24. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hey just level with me. Isn’t paneer cheese really just tofu?”

  25. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @Rodney Dill: I don’t know why it happens but it usually only does it for 1 or 2 attempts and adding or subtracting something breaks the cycle after which I can post at will. This time, nothing seemed to work. Even after I got a post thru, WP still wouldn’t allow a joke. It reached comic tragedy levels, except of course to those who were saved from reading my bad jokes. For them it was a godsend.

  26. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Let’s see Boehner do this!

  27. RockThisTown says:

    “Please don’t let Biden open his mouth about 7-11s.”

  28. Paul Hooson says:

    Obama: “What’s the secret to good Indian cooking?”

    Indian Ambassador: “It’s mostly the element of surprise….You take something mild like peas…Then pour in a ton of red hot spices to point of being ridiculous…”

  29. Paul Hooson says:

    “I’m sorry, but KWIK E MART aren’t selling franchises….”

  30. Paul Hooson says:

    Obama: “With your sacred cows, that must make it hard on people into leather bondage gear in your country?”

    Indian Ambassador: “What?”

  31. jd says:

    “Hold on a second, guys. I just gotta do a little something here in front of a camera to make conservative heads explode.”

  32. RockThisTown says:

    “Hey, you guys know Babu from Seinfeld?”

  33. RockThisTown says:

    “Which way to Bollywood?”

  34. RockThisTown says:

    “So where’s my ‘Maharishi Barack’ badge?”

  35. RockThisTown says:

    “If Biden shows up, I think I’m gonna be Sikh.”

  36. RockThisTown says:

    “I’d like my legacy to include a PETA start-up here.”

  37. RockThisTown says:

    “Let’s caste aside our differences & rule the Varnas together!”

  38. al-Ameda says:

    “Prayer blessings from the ancestral home of Orange Spray Tan.””

  39. OzarkHillbilly says:

    OK John, I’ll see your 8 million Israelis and raise you 1 and a quarter BILLION Indians.

  40. John425 says:

    Obama: “Allah, the munificent, Allah…wait, what? You have holy cows here?”

    Obama prayer: “Kama sutra, Kama sutra, Kama sutra…”

    Obama thought bubble: “When do I get to go to Bollywood?”

  41. Paul Hooson says:

    “Some of my jokes are making people Sikh this week…”

  42. Paul Hooson says:

    “Sikh and ye shall find…”

  43. Paul Hooson says:

    “Let’s play hide and go Sikh”

  44. DrDaveT says:

    “Cute, Barack. Now shake hands like a normal person.”

  45. Franklin says:

    Obama: “Why am I the only one laughing at my wigwam joke?”

  46. Paul Hooson says:

    Indian Ambassador: “Your Cadillacs, not a bad car…..But, our Tata Nano, well, that’s a really bad car…”

  47. Paul Hooson says:

    “I miss the Hindustan Ambassador…”

  48. Mark Ryan says:

    That’s what Obama does before he whoops up on somebody!

  49. Mark Ryan says:

    Obama is just finding out what happens when you go to sleep with an itchy booty!!!

  50. Franklin says:

    Obama (in sing-song voice): “How big is Brahma?”

  51. Franklin says:

    @Paul Hooson: I didn’t notice your earlier entry which is similar to my first entry. To really mash up the Indian confusion, we could make this joke: “Why do Indians wear turbans? To keep their wigwam!”
    P.S. It must be difficult for Rodney to wade through similar entries and judge them on their own merit.

  52. Paul Hooson says:

    “Very amusing impression of that Oswald Cobblepot guy from GOTHAM!”

  53. Franklin says:

    “So, guys, I’ve got a hankerin’ for a sandwich, and the guys on the plane were talking about some New Delhi?”

  54. Paul Hooson says:

    I told a lot of Sikh jokes this week…

  55. Paul Hooson says:

    The Indian version of ABC’s SCANDAL is called SANDAL…

  56. Paul Hooson says:

    After having a burning hot and spicy meal at an Indian restaurant, Paul McCartney was influenced to call his new album, “BAND WITH THE RUNS”.

  57. Paul Hooson says:

    The United States had the New Deal, but India has the New Delhi…