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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

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  1. Kevin says:

    “He’s just like George Washington for his own people,” Barack Obama




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  2. Liiberace's Ghost says:

    I’ve got two for the front row center at CATS! FA-BU-LOUSSS !!!




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  3. markm says:

    “…taxi….TAXI……good lord this place is Jihadst.”




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  4. Liberal Capitalist says:

    Where is that Uber ?… We called 15 minutes ago, and I’ll be late for the suicide attack bombing.




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  5. Paul Hooson says:

    “BTW guys, I might have forgotten to mention that I’m Jewish. Does that make any difference?”




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  6. Paul Hooson says:

    “Can an ISIS man get a cab in this town? Where are those Southern Poverty Law Center lawyers who are supposed to fight illegal discrimination?”




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  7. Tony W says:

    The Saudi’s ultimately stopped paying for car rental expenses on the suicide missions they fund. Guess they have lost the deposit too many times.




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  8. Paul Hooson says:

    An ISIS man shows his shadow….That means six more weeks of beheadings…




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  9. CrustyDem says:

    Amir’s dream of becoming the first Libyan to win the “Lumberjack Games” were dashed when, after winning the axe throwing and placing in the “hot saw” (using a modified AK-47), he fell off the logroll and drowned.




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  10. Paul Hooson says:

    Cigarettes are bad for your health…




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  11. Paul Hooson says:

    “I’d walk a mile for a Camel”.




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  12. Paul Hooson says:

    Another guy that prefers to walk than ride with Suge Knight…




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  13. Paul Hooson says:

    People who know this guy claim that he’s the ISIS version of Brian Williams…




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  14. Paul Hooson says:

    Another guy pretty excited about the return of Markie Post to TV…




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  15. Paul Hooson says:

    CBS late night sucks without Craig Ferguson…




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  16. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Advertising the latest book by a Presidential hopeful, “God, Guns, Cigarettes and Camels”.

    ( thanx @Paul Hooson🙂




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  17. Hal_10000 says:

    Damascus or bust.




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  18. Mu says:

    No one has dared to tell the only Seahawks fan in Beirut that there was no repeat.




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  19. Franklin says:

    Wap … wap wap, wap wap … wapdam gangnam style!




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  20. Franklin says:

    (muttering to himself): “This should be a crime, wearing this uniform on a hot day …”
    (shouting): “TWO PIZZAS, TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE!”




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  21. al-Ameda says:

    Ralph Lauren previews his Spring collection




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  22. CSK says:

    By take #53 of Ahmad’s audition for Star Trek: The Final Jihad, it was clear he was never going to master the intricacies of the Vulcan salute.




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  23. Franklin says:

    Anticipating problems with women drivers, Akbar signals that this is where the road splits in two.




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  24. Pinky says:

    “All we are saying, is give the Religion of Peace a chance.”




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  25. Pinky says:

    It’s the hitchhiking scene from It Happened One Night, without all that immoral female leg.




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  26. Pinky says:

    Fun fact: the actor who played Hurley initially read for the part of Sayyid.




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  27. RockThisTown says:

    Peace, dude, or I’ll cut you up beyond recognition.




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  28. RockThisTown says:

    Need two tickets to the Cat Stevens, er Yusuf Islam, concert!




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  29. Pinky says:

    So, what are we calling them this week: freedom fighter? militant activist? workplace extremist?




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  30. Mark Ryan says:

    The new ISIS “Statue of Al-Baghdadi”.




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  31. Mark Ryan says:

    Seeing how the women of Germany don’t shave their armpits, the Iraqi hookers tossed out the blades completely!




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  32. Mark Ryan says:

    Bagdad’s new traffic signal.




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  33. Mark Ryan says:

    Seeing the American Army approaching fast, this ISIS member tries the Burt Cambell, “I’m Invisible” defense tactic.




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  34. grumbles says:

    The ISIS remake of “ARMY OF DARKNESS”




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  35. Pinky says:

    Poor Ibrahim; he’s still bragging about shooting down Brian Williams.




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  36. Liberal Capitalist says:

    This just in: Zach Galifianakis is filming the next in “The Hangover” series of films.

    Quote: “Well, we did Vegas, then Asia, and it looked like the middle east would be the next great idea (ala “sex in the city”). Problem is, we expected Dubai… and we’re now filming near the Turkmenistan / Afghanistan border.

    You know what they have there? NOTHING !!!

    What? Why am I standing like this? Problem is, no one told me how itchy these things are… and I go commando.




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  37. John425 says:

    Brian Williams announces that he was beheaded-twice!

    Abdul thinks that two fingers aloft will surely get him a taxicab in NYC.




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  38. steve says:

    Join ISIS! it’s a great chance to get ahead (or two).

    Steve




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  39. John425 says:

    Abdul: I want two infidels, on whole wheat pita bread. Hold the mustard, or I’ll kill you.




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  40. Paul Hooson says:

    “Everyone quiet! It’s the ISIS man! …He sure knows how to make heads roll around here!”




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  41. Paul Hooson says:

    His new name is Ali Muhammad Ali, then another Muhammad, then another Ali, then hold the Muhammad, then another Ali. – But, before he joined ISIS, he was just Hank down at the tire shop…




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  42. Paul Hooson says:

    New from Hasbro, Jihad Joe…




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  43. Paul Hooson says:

    I don’t like to talk, but it’s 100 degrees in the shade, and this guy is wearing not only the blanket, but most of the bed…




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  44. Paul Hooson says:

    The least popular fast food place, ISIS Fried Hostage…Avoid the extra crispy and stick with the original…




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  45. Paul Hooson says:

    To get a taxi in this town, you really need to show a little more leg…




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  46. Paul Hooson says:

    The school safety patrol around here really lacks professionalism…




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  47. Paul Hooson says:

    Jim Carrey’s latest character isn’t very good…




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  48. rodney dill says:

    @Paul Hooson: Dhimmi and Dhimmier…. but where’s Jeff Daniels?




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  49. MstrB says:

    Utah! Get me two!




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  50. John425 says:

    Maitre d’ at the Sheik Al-fresco eatery. “Yes, table for two-right this way. Do you prefer jihadi or non-jihadi seating?”




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  51. Paul Hooson says:

    FIFTY SHADES OF GAY?




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  52. Paul Hooson says:

    An early start on a Halloween costume using pajamas, a blanket, and practically everything else on the bed itself….




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  53. Franklin says:

    “I saw TWO titties in last week’s Caption Contest!”




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  54. Will Taylor says:

    Will Jihad for Food




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  55. DrDaveT says:

    I am not a crook.




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