Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, February 9, 2015
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
“He’s just like George Washington for his own people,” Barack Obama
I’ve got two for the front row center at CATS! FA-BU-LOUSSS !!!
“…taxi….TAXI……good lord this place is Jihadst.”
Where is that Uber ?… We called 15 minutes ago, and I’ll be late for the suicide attack bombing.
“BTW guys, I might have forgotten to mention that I’m Jewish. Does that make any difference?”
“Can an ISIS man get a cab in this town? Where are those Southern Poverty Law Center lawyers who are supposed to fight illegal discrimination?”
The Saudi’s ultimately stopped paying for car rental expenses on the suicide missions they fund. Guess they have lost the deposit too many times.
An ISIS man shows his shadow….That means six more weeks of beheadings…
Amir’s dream of becoming the first Libyan to win the “Lumberjack Games” were dashed when, after winning the axe throwing and placing in the “hot saw” (using a modified AK-47), he fell off the logroll and drowned.
Cigarettes are bad for your health…
“I’d walk a mile for a Camel”.
Another guy that prefers to walk than ride with Suge Knight…
People who know this guy claim that he’s the ISIS version of Brian Williams…
Another guy pretty excited about the return of Markie Post to TV…
CBS late night sucks without Craig Ferguson…
Advertising the latest book by a Presidential hopeful, “God, Guns, Cigarettes and Camels”.
( thanx @Paul Hooson🙂
Damascus or bust.
No one has dared to tell the only Seahawks fan in Beirut that there was no repeat.
Wap … wap wap, wap wap … wapdam gangnam style!
(muttering to himself): “This should be a crime, wearing this uniform on a hot day …”
(shouting): “TWO PIZZAS, TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE!”
Ralph Lauren previews his Spring collection
By take #53 of Ahmad’s audition for Star Trek: The Final Jihad, it was clear he was never going to master the intricacies of the Vulcan salute.
Anticipating problems with women drivers, Akbar signals that this is where the road splits in two.
“All we are saying, is give the Religion of Peace a chance.”
It’s the hitchhiking scene from It Happened One Night, without all that immoral female leg.
Fun fact: the actor who played Hurley initially read for the part of Sayyid.
Peace, dude, or I’ll cut you up beyond recognition.
Need two tickets to the Cat Stevens, er Yusuf Islam, concert!
So, what are we calling them this week: freedom fighter? militant activist? workplace extremist?
The new ISIS “Statue of Al-Baghdadi”.
Seeing how the women of Germany don’t shave their armpits, the Iraqi hookers tossed out the blades completely!
Bagdad’s new traffic signal.
Seeing the American Army approaching fast, this ISIS member tries the Burt Cambell, “I’m Invisible” defense tactic.
The ISIS remake of “ARMY OF DARKNESS”
Poor Ibrahim; he’s still bragging about shooting down Brian Williams.
This just in: Zach Galifianakis is filming the next in “The Hangover” series of films.
Quote: “Well, we did Vegas, then Asia, and it looked like the middle east would be the next great idea (ala “sex in the city”). Problem is, we expected Dubai… and we’re now filming near the Turkmenistan / Afghanistan border.
You know what they have there? NOTHING !!!
What? Why am I standing like this? Problem is, no one told me how itchy these things are… and I go commando.
Brian Williams announces that he was beheaded-twice!
Abdul thinks that two fingers aloft will surely get him a taxicab in NYC.
Join ISIS! it’s a great chance to get ahead (or two).
Abdul: I want two infidels, on whole wheat pita bread. Hold the mustard, or I’ll kill you.
“Everyone quiet! It’s the ISIS man! …He sure knows how to make heads roll around here!”
His new name is Ali Muhammad Ali, then another Muhammad, then another Ali, then hold the Muhammad, then another Ali. – But, before he joined ISIS, he was just Hank down at the tire shop…
New from Hasbro, Jihad Joe…
I don’t like to talk, but it’s 100 degrees in the shade, and this guy is wearing not only the blanket, but most of the bed…
The least popular fast food place, ISIS Fried Hostage…Avoid the extra crispy and stick with the original…
To get a taxi in this town, you really need to show a little more leg…
The school safety patrol around here really lacks professionalism…
Jim Carrey’s latest character isn’t very good…
@Paul Hooson: Dhimmi and Dhimmier…. but where’s Jeff Daniels?
Utah! Get me two!
Maitre d’ at the Sheik Al-fresco eatery. “Yes, table for two-right this way. Do you prefer jihadi or non-jihadi seating?”
FIFTY SHADES OF GAY?
An early start on a Halloween costume using pajamas, a blanket, and practically everything else on the bed itself….
“I saw TWO titties in last week’s Caption Contest!”
Will Jihad for Food
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