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Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Carnival in Cologne


Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. JWH says:

    Like my kids? They’re a chimp off the old block!!!

  2. Tony W says:

    Evolution is finally disproven.

  3. Paul Hooson says:

    “Get your hands off my Nikon camera, you filthy ape!”

  4. Paul Hooson says:

    “Oh great! I knew nothing good would come from that ape rebellion!”

  5. Paul Hooson says:

    Charlton Heston would not be proud…

  6. Paul Hooson says:

    “I hear that latest PLANET OF THE APES is not so good. Less CGI, more Halloween masks from the dollar store…”

  7. Paul Hooson says:

    Rodney’s Caption Contest Research & Development Department….revealed…

  8. Paul Hooson says:

    A sneak preview from that reboot of the 60’s spy TV show, but done with chimps….I’ll BE A U.N.C.L.E. ‘S MONKEY….

  9. Paul Hooson says:

    Sadly, this jerk thought he was having his picture taken with President Obama look-a-likes…He just took a look at the ears and assumed the worst…

  10. Paul Hooson says:

    Paul Hooson’s joke writing team….Never hire your relatives…

  11. Paul Hooson says:

    One of these apes has his hand of the shoulder of another. A relative of Joe Biden?

  12. Paul Hooson says:

    “Oh Christ, the Internet has caused people to devolve!”

  13. rodney dill says:

    Some years later Bob began to wonder if maybe he hadn’t been adopted.

  14. Mu says:

    He didn’t expect his address to the joint session of congress be such a zoo.

  15. Paul Hooson says:

    God damn Justin Timberlake!

  16. Paul Hooson says:

    “I wondered what ever happened to Ahmad Ahmadinejad and his family since leaving office in Iran?”

  17. Paul Hooson says:

    “I hear they work for peanuts…”

  18. Paul Hooson says:

    “Rudolph Giuliani really needs to change his staffers….They sure didn’t think before they wrote his talking points last week…”

  19. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Europeans are disturbed by the latest wave of immigrants.

  20. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Welcome to the Monkey House.

  21. OzarkHillbilly says:

    It’s not easy finding a suitable Presidential nominee in today’s GOP.

  22. walt moffett says:

    The Church’s primates after to debate Lent and bananas

  23. al-Ameda says:

    “Most Republicans don’t think we’re more evolved than they are .. ‘

  24. RockThisTown says:

    The blank stares resulted when Axelrod explained Obama’s ‘nuanced’ view of America.

  25. RockThisTown says:

    “And the “Best Dressed Monkey at the Oscars Award’ goes to . . . . . . .

  26. RockThisTown says:

    “I served with Bonzo. I knew Bonzo. Bonzo was a friend of mine. You sir, are no Bonzo.”

  27. RockThisTown says:

    Candidates line up to become Obama’s new Ebola Czar after Klain’s departure.

  28. RockThisTown says:

    Hillary’s 2016 Campaign Team is finally complete. Ready?

  29. Franklin says:

    I love every ape I see: from chimpan-A to chimpan-Z!

  30. RockThisTown says:

    New IRS hires gather for job orientation.

  31. Pinky says:

    Never tell your literal-minded best man to order two dozen monkey suits for your wedding.

  32. Guarneri says:

    Recovering from his recent accident, Bono was able to laugh when the agency sent Bonzo, and not Bono, look alikes.

  33. Guarneri says:

    All those Harvard grads, and only one serious one……….

  34. Moosebreath says:

    They won’t make a monkey out of me!!!

  35. Pinky says:

    British tourist poses with Prince Charles impersonators

  36. Pinky says:

    Pick-Up Artist Rule #1 – Surround yourself with people who aren’t as good-looking.

  37. RockThisTown says:

    Bruce Jenner surrounded by doctors willing to perform his gender-reassignment operation.

  38. Franklin says:

    We have found the missing link, and he is wearing a douchey hat and sunglasses.

  39. GRiley says:

    The legions of Darwin pose before the conquered church of their enemies.

  40. rodney dill says:

    @RockThisTown: His recent traffic incident showed issues with Jenner were more significant than previously thought. He not only is going through gender reassignment, he is going through transracial, gender reassignment…. and becoming an Asian woman.

  41. DrDaveT says:

    Where’s Waldo?

  42. DrDaveT says:

    Now, if we only had some typewriters…

  43. Devolution (its political definition, not its biological one) is finally proven to racists.

  44. “♫Hey, hey. We’re the monarchy♫”

  45. Pinky says:

    The alternate ending for 12 Monkeys is even more confusing.

  46. Franklin says:

    Monkey see monkey dude.

  47. Pinky says:

    human in the middle

  48. Franklin says:

    You’ve got a story about Angela Merkel dressed as a prostitute? We’re all ears!

  49. Mark Ryan says:

    One of these things is not like the others…….
    One of these things just doesn’t belong……..
    Can you tell which thing is not like the others……
    By the time I finish my song!!!?

  50. Mark Ryan says:

    After getting fired from Celebrity Apprentice, Kevin Jonas sought comfort from his close friend Andrew Siciliano and family!

  51. Mark Ryan says:

    “♫One of these things is not like the others…….
    One of these things just doesn’t belong……..
    Can you tell which thing is not like the others……
    By the time I finish my song!!!?♫”

    *I saw Armijo with the lil music notes so….
    I hadta have some TOO!!!

  52. “Get your stinkin’ paws off me you damn dirty ape.”

  53. “Damn us! Damn us! Damn us all to hell!”

  54. “Hey, Chuck, how’s it hanging? Get your stinkin’ paws off me you damn dirty ape!”

  55. The White House press pool takes a selfie with the president.

  56. The White House press pool pauses to pose for a selfie with President Obama.

  57. Paul Hooson says:

    Ape One: “What was your favorite STAR TREK aliens?”

    Ape Two: “The Kardashaians..”

  58. Paul Hooson says:

    Ape One: “How can you tell a Jew at a strip club?”

    Ape Two: “He’s the guy putting pennies on the stage…”

  59. Paul Hooson says:

    Ape One: “Too bad about Spock…”

    Ape Two: “Yeah, make no Bones about it….”