OTB Caption Contest

Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Former U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton speaks during a news conference at the United Nations in New York

(REUTERS/Lucas Jackson)

Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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  1. markm says:

    Hillz: “Pure convenience. What difference does it make because shut up”.

  2. markm says:

    Hillz: “The server was indeed one that President Clinton had when he left office. It’s one of the newer Commodore 64’s with the firewall thingy”.

  3. markm says:

    Reporter: “…….blue shirt……really?!?!?”

  4. David in KC says:

    One the one hand I might not run for President, on the other hand, I might, but yeah, I’m running for President… Or maybe not.

  5. jd says:

    It’s time we elected a president with a set of these.

  6. Michael says:

    What, me worry?

  7. Franklin says:

    “All right, I’m already accepting candidates for my own ‘White House intern.’ He will need to fit my exacting specifications, like this.”

  8. al-Ameda says:

    “Do I look like I care about those f***ing emails? Please!”

  9. Moosebreath says:

    So what really happened in Benghazi? I have no idea.

  10. Pinky says:

    “Yes, I have one of these at the end of each arm…you’re saying that I could hold a phone in each one? A different phone?…No, I’m sorry, could you walk me through this one more time?”

  11. Paul Hooson says:


  12. Paul Hooson says:

    How do you address a Clinton in a suit? – “Will the defendant please rise?”

  13. Paul Hooson says:

    “What me worry!”

  14. John425 says:

    “I’m Hillary. Isn’t that enough?”

    Hillary: “We are seated at the right hand of God. Need we say more?”

    Hillary: “I’m available. Why do you need an election?”

  15. RockThisTown says:

    “Look, I don’t know anything about e-mails, servers or computer chips, but I’m happy to share my recipe for chocolate chip cookies.”

  16. RockThisTown says:

    “Just coronate me & get it over with already!”

  17. RockThisTown says:

    “Yes, Huma is still married to a Weiner. And so am I.”

  18. Pinky says:

    She’s been careful about her neckline ever since that parade.

  19. RockThisTown says:

    “Yoga, pilates, zumba . . . what difference does it make? I can twist into whatever pretzel you want.”

  20. Paul Hooson says:


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  23. RockThisTown says:

    Hillary lied, her email server died.

  24. Pinky says:

    @Pinky: (Thanks to whoever upvoted me. I went pretty obscure with that one.)

  25. Paul Hooson says:

    Say what you will about the Clintons, but they did bring electricity and shoes to Arkansas….

  26. markm says:

    Hillary: “Barbara Walters….go ahead”

    Barbara: “Hiwaway, your priwate sewvew, was it at weast on youw pwivate pwopewty suwounded by secwet sewvice agents?,

    Hillary: “Bitch, pwease”

  27. Paul Hooson says:

    Not the same Clinton…Close but no cigar…