Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, March 16, 2015
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
Hillz: “Pure convenience. What difference does it make because shut up”.
Hillz: “The server was indeed one that President Clinton had when he left office. It’s one of the newer Commodore 64’s with the firewall thingy”.
Reporter: “…….blue shirt……really?!?!?”
One the one hand I might not run for President, on the other hand, I might, but yeah, I’m running for President… Or maybe not.
It’s time we elected a president with a set of these.
What, me worry?
“All right, I’m already accepting candidates for my own ‘White House intern.’ He will need to fit my exacting specifications, like this.”
“Do I look like I care about those f***ing emails? Please!”
So what really happened in Benghazi? I have no idea.
“Yes, I have one of these at the end of each arm…you’re saying that I could hold a phone in each one? A different phone?…No, I’m sorry, could you walk me through this one more time?”
How do you address a Clinton in a suit? – “Will the defendant please rise?”
“What me worry!”
“I’m Hillary. Isn’t that enough?”
Hillary: “We are seated at the right hand of God. Need we say more?”
Hillary: “I’m available. Why do you need an election?”
“Look, I don’t know anything about e-mails, servers or computer chips, but I’m happy to share my recipe for chocolate chip cookies.”
“Just coronate me & get it over with already!”
“Yes, Huma is still married to a Weiner. And so am I.”
She’s been careful about her neckline ever since that parade.
“Yoga, pilates, zumba . . . what difference does it make? I can twist into whatever pretzel you want.”
ENTER THE DRAGONLADY
“I’M A VICTIM OF CIRCUMSTANCE!”
Hillary lied, her email server died.
@Pinky: (Thanks to whoever upvoted me. I went pretty obscure with that one.)
Say what you will about the Clintons, but they did bring electricity and shoes to Arkansas….
Hillary: “Barbara Walters….go ahead”
Barbara: “Hiwaway, your priwate sewvew, was it at weast on youw pwivate pwopewty suwounded by secwet sewvice agents?,
Hillary: “Bitch, pwease”
Not the same Clinton…Close but no cigar…
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