Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, March 30, 2015
Winners for this contest will be announced after April 14th.
Drag racing in this country is literally a drag…
This country has German co-pilots too?
Yak, Yak, Yak…
A bum steer?
This country’s remake of that Ben Hur chariot race didn’t go well…
Reminds me of Ben Hur….Loved Ben, hated Hur…
In this country a cart with two oxen is considered to be supercharged…
In this country, a horseless carriage actually means powered by your farm oxen…
Wow, close-up that nun from last week’s contest looks even worse than I previously expected…
This is your country….This is your country without a 4-H club…Any questions?
If Jerry Lewis was a sub-Saharan farmer…
A sporty Sudan?
Note to self: This car does not start with Yabadabadoo.
“When I says whoa…. I means whoa”
Hillary Clinton & Elizabeth Warren race to the nomination.
Olly olly oxen spree.
“Yes I care about the environment, but this isn’t exactly the hybrid vehicle I had in mind . . . . “
Lindsey Graham demonstrates how his Iran policy will work.
Ted Cruz’s presidential campaign takes off to a thunderous start.
Obama tries his best to hold back the tandem of Netanyahu and Boehner on their rush to war with Iran.
“No, you idiot, I said bagels & lox, not finagle some ox!”
Wichita East High School continues to probe new extracurricular activities targeted to allow students to earn a Varsity letter.
The GOP leadership takes over in the 114th Congress.
John Boehner is really showing Nancy Pelosi how to get things done in today’s Congress.
♪ Camptown ladies sing this song, doo-da, doo-da
Camptown racetrack’s five miles long, oh de doo-da day♪
Hillary’s latest press release: “It’ll take more than wild oxen to get me to release my e-mails to Gowdy.”
Ted Cruz passes the first trial necessary to become the GOP nominee.
These newfangled driverless carts aren’t exactly what Elon Musk promised.
Looks like another GM recall is on the way!
Cows to the left of me
Heifers to my right
Here I am stuck in the middle on bamboo
Diarrhea is like a storm raging inside you.
Mandalay Man Delay
The Human Plow resting his feet between rows.
@Pinky: …and now I’d like to show you a little something I call me ol’ bamboo.
Uber comes to Mandalay
“… but he tried voting for the wrong Party!”
Christie’s on his last le–OH, spoke too soon!
Schoolhouse Rock’s revamps “I’m just a bill” to reflect today’s legislative process.
Proof that Harry Reid DID NOT injure himself while exercising on a treadmill.
Joe Biden hits the campaign trail. The campaign trail hits Joe Biden.
@David in KC: that should be School House Rock revamps. Posting from small devices is a bad idea for me.
Mothers Against Drunk Agronomy release their new infomercial.
Friends don’t let their oxen drink and drive…
Mamas, don’t let your babies …
Man tests whether the old adage “Don’t put the cart before the horse” is applicable to oxen.
Anakin Skywalker’s first attempt at podracing did not go so well.
Obama tries to drive the economy.
Even worse, this guy wrote his own bowels at his wedding. That really turned out bad…
His favorite magazine? PLOWBOY…He claims to only read it for the oxen articles…
The 2016 Presidential race is off and running…
Whoa! This RFRA thing has a life of its own!
Whoa! This RFRA thing has a life all its own!
DRAGGED BEHIND 2 – This time he’s tanned, rested, ready and pissed…
“I know I said I like my beef rare, but not this rare”
A gang of three hoodlums rob a video store in his village. One brags, “I got the cash register!”. The second brags, “I got the customer billfolds!”. But, the third hoodlum is crying. “I got SPACE JAM!”…
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OTB Caption Contest Winners
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