Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, April 13, 2015
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
You want GITMO back? Ok, how about two packs of Marlboro’s and a Red Bull?.
“Hello Mr. Bond…Julian Bond”.
“So when do you start exporting all the American jobs here? Our average wage is just $20 a month. Cheaper than China and closer?
:”Oh, BTW, Bill Clinton asked me to pick up a box of cigars for some odd reason…”
“I didn’t recognize you without your military fatigues, beard and cigar!”
“Obama? Is that American for darn fool?”
Obama bows down to another foreign despot.
Better check your pockets after that handshake.
Why, yes, we can also get you one of those. We’re working on a “framework” with a supplier right now. I’ll have my people call your people.
Not the same Castro….Close, but no cigar…
President Obama offers foreign aid to Cuba after an earthquake that did almost $50 in damage…
Cuba….It’s like Hawaii for really poor people…
“My country is very poor!”
“We have a lot in common then, as most people think that I’m a very poor president…”
President Obama: “We have many things to sell your country that only cost about $20”.
Castro: “That’s a whole month’s wages here…”
Obama: “I’m here to export Paul Hooson and his cheap jokes to you”.
Castro: “Hey, we may be poor, but we’re too proud to accept that cheap humor!”
@Paul Hooson: Meet the new Castro. Same as the old Castro.
If only Paul Hooson was a trade representative, then he’d export strip clubs everywhere…
Obama fixes 50 years of ineffective f’ed up policy.
Republicans heads explode.
Film at 11:00.
Where is President Rubio?
“You think you can find me a 1958 Plymouth Fury, I heard you got a lot of classic cars still running in Cuba”
Oh yes, very nice to meet the black man who America chose as it’s Janitor in Chief.
Hey, he’s got an Apple Watch! All I’ve got is this dumb old Rolex.
“Did you notice? I’m wearing my American Flag lapel pin!”
Geez, sorry about trying to kill your brother …
On eHarmony you said you were 5’11!
Here, just shake hands with me real quick. Then let’s watch the blogs explode!
After an error in translation, Castro and Obama meet on the set of Rocky VII.
Feeling a little under the weather, Mr. President? Ain’t nothing a little Castro Oil won’t make feel better!
Leaning forward, literally and figuratively.
No, Raul, this is not how the hokie pokie works.
Professor Castro, meet the American president, Nerdy Eisenhower.
Somewhere in Chelyabinsk, Putin instinctively snarls at the television, eager to beat either one of them up and take their lunch money.
“Oh dear God, he’s circus-ugly! And his hand is like sandpaper!”
Castro: “Yes, your birth certificate is ready.”
Castro: “Always nice to meet a fellow Socialist”
“Wanna see my Ricky Ricardo impression? “
“You can put lipstick on a Bay of Pigs, but . . . hey, who messed with my teleprompter?”
“Now that Sebelius is gone, how’d you like to be O’care Minister?”
“Hillary wants to know if there’s a Chipotle in Havana.”
“Yes, I’ve got no bananas…”
GAME OF CRONES…
GIT BACK, GIT BACK, GITMO BACK TO WHERE YOU ONCE BELONG…
Cuba….Where anything sold as “Made In China” means high quality…
Obama: “Is the mail system in your country run with socialist efficiency?”
Castro: “Mail, what’s that?”
@Paul Hooson: I can’t GITMO satisfaction
“If you like your 1955 Packard, you can keep your 1955 Packard…”
Q:What do you call a Cuban who owns four innertubes and a bathroom door?
A: A member of the Cuban yacht club!
So which one is Bruno Tattaglia?
“Havana good day?”
They both used the classic Hand Shake Buzzer gag but neither wants to flinch.
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