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Rodney Dill
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  1. “Okay guys. On the count of three, you’re gonna blow those horns while I yell “Ricola!”

  2. Eric J. says:

    Swiss marijuana legalization had some unforeseen consequences.

  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Ask not for whom the horns blow, they blow for thee.

  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass they aren’t.

  5. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “Can you guys play ‘A taste of Honey’? I really like that one.”

  6. OzarkHillbilly says:

    You guys blow but the rest of Germany really sucks.

  7. RockThisTown says:

    Wait, shouldn’t Obama be tooting his own horn. . . like he’s done for the past 6½ yrs?

  8. RockThisTown says:

    In front of a Rathaus . . . . hmmmm, seems apropos.

  9. rodney dill says:

    …and for their next rendition – The Flight of the Bumblebee

  10. RockThisTown says:

    CO2 emissions were of concern at the G7 summit . . . but not from the horn blowers.

  11. RockThisTown says:

    “OK everybody, on 3 . . . I Kraine, You Kraine, we all Kraine for Ukraine!”

  12. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Obama wanted to wear lederhosen for the speech but Angela took one look at his knobby knees and said, “Only if we can hide them.”

  13. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Obama wanted to give a rendition of “25 or 6 to 4” with the horns for back up but Merkel put the kibosh on that.

  14. Mu says:

    The Republican response to Obama’s “state of the G7 nations” speech was unorthodox.

  15. OzarkHillbilly says:

    No matter what Angela said, she could not convince Obama that “Rat Haus” really was German for “town hall” and not meant as an insult.

  16. Tony W says:

    Obama then advised them to go ahead and inhale.

  17. Franklin says:

    Merkel wants to know why the Germans aren’t getting the same grenade launchers as everybody else.

  18. Franklin says:

    Obama: “Oh, I don’t want her, you can have her, she’s too fat for me …”

  19. Franklin says:

    Merkel does a double-take when Obama says that Republicans want to control her Fallopian tubes.

  20. Hal_10000 says:

    While discussing the GOP Presidential field, President Obama take the “sad trombone” thing to a whole new level.

  21. CaptMorgan says:

    Obama meets the German Choom Gang.

  22. DrDaveT says:

    “So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, adieu…”

  23. DrDaveT says:

    Seeing the size of the pipes, President Obama looks forward to some Bayerische gemuetlichkeit.

  24. al-Ameda says:

    … in America we call them ‘crack pipes’

  25. rodney dill says:


  26. Paul Hooson says:

    “It’s good to be king!”

  27. Paul Hooson says:

    That’s some horny guys, there!

  28. Franklin says:

    They warned us that Obama was the Antichrist. And sure enough, there are the Four Hornsmen of the Apocalypse!

  29. DrDaveT says:


    Four Hornsmen of the Apocalypse!

    Should that be Alpencalypse?

  30. Paul Hooson says:

    “Oh no! It’s the real life version of that Fart Noise Note episode of SOUTH PARK!”

  31. Paul Hooson says:

    “…And with WWII many years behind us, all I can say is thank God with all that went on, that no one got hurt…”

  32. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Obama: “Really Angela? Bill only used a cigar.”

  33. Pinky says:

    “…and thanks to these pied pipers, it’s not the Rat House any more.”

  34. Pinky says:

    “Is it true, Angela? Were those really carved from the horns of giant German blitzsheepen?”

  35. Paul Hooson says:

    It’s A Small World…

  36. Paul Hooson says:

    Warning: Horns In Rear View Mirror May Be Larger Than They Appear…

  37. Paul Hooson says:

    “I”ll take Big Horns And Accordions For $100, Alex”

    “What are instruments invented by White guys…”

  38. Pinky says:

    Following the NSA disclosures, Merkel ditched her cell phone in favor of more traditional Alpine communication technology.

  39. Pinky says:

    Germans are always happy to play to one stereotype if it distracts people from…the other one.

  40. Pinky says:

    The President’s sign language interpreters are getting weirder every time.

  41. DrDaveT says:

    Alpenhornen, lederhosen, und Präsidenten.

  42. Guarneri says:

    We got yer spy boys red handed, Angela. The info that I was flying in from Denver was planted.

  43. John425 says:

    Obama: ” And a one and a two…”

    Merkel thought bubble: “If I can get this schwartze alone, I’ll show him a thing or two about blowing a horn.”

  44. Paul Hooson says:

    When asked what they do for a living, these men admit to blow jobs….