Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, June 8, 2015
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
“Okay guys. On the count of three, you’re gonna blow those horns while I yell “Ricola!”
Swiss marijuana legalization had some unforeseen consequences.
Ask not for whom the horns blow, they blow for thee.
Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass they aren’t.
“Can you guys play ‘A taste of Honey’? I really like that one.”
You guys blow but the rest of Germany really sucks.
Wait, shouldn’t Obama be tooting his own horn. . . like he’s done for the past 6½ yrs?
In front of a Rathaus . . . . hmmmm, seems apropos.
…and for their next rendition – The Flight of the Bumblebee
CO2 emissions were of concern at the G7 summit . . . but not from the horn blowers.
“OK everybody, on 3 . . . I Kraine, You Kraine, we all Kraine for Ukraine!”
Obama wanted to wear lederhosen for the speech but Angela took one look at his knobby knees and said, “Only if we can hide them.”
Obama wanted to give a rendition of “25 or 6 to 4” with the horns for back up but Merkel put the kibosh on that.
The Republican response to Obama’s “state of the G7 nations” speech was unorthodox.
No matter what Angela said, she could not convince Obama that “Rat Haus” really was German for “town hall” and not meant as an insult.
Obama then advised them to go ahead and inhale.
Merkel wants to know why the Germans aren’t getting the same grenade launchers as everybody else.
Obama: “Oh, I don’t want her, you can have her, she’s too fat for me …”
Merkel does a double-take when Obama says that Republicans want to control her Fallopian tubes.
While discussing the GOP Presidential field, President Obama take the “sad trombone” thing to a whole new level.
Obama meets the German Choom Gang.
“So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, adieu…”
Seeing the size of the pipes, President Obama looks forward to some Bayerische gemuetlichkeit.
… in America we call them ‘crack pipes’
“It’s good to be king!”
That’s some horny guys, there!
They warned us that Obama was the Antichrist. And sure enough, there are the Four Hornsmen of the Apocalypse!
Four Hornsmen of the Apocalypse!
Should that be Alpencalypse?
“Oh no! It’s the real life version of that Fart Noise Note episode of SOUTH PARK!”
“…And with WWII many years behind us, all I can say is thank God with all that went on, that no one got hurt…”
Obama: “Really Angela? Bill only used a cigar.”
“…and thanks to these pied pipers, it’s not the Rat House any more.”
“Is it true, Angela? Were those really carved from the horns of giant German blitzsheepen?”
It’s A Small World…
Warning: Horns In Rear View Mirror May Be Larger Than They Appear…
“I”ll take Big Horns And Accordions For $100, Alex”
“What are instruments invented by White guys…”
Following the NSA disclosures, Merkel ditched her cell phone in favor of more traditional Alpine communication technology.
Germans are always happy to play to one stereotype if it distracts people from…the other one.
The President’s sign language interpreters are getting weirder every time.
Alpenhornen, lederhosen, und Präsidenten.
We got yer spy boys red handed, Angela. The info that I was flying in from Denver was planted.
Obama: ” And a one and a two…”
Merkel thought bubble: “If I can get this schwartze alone, I’ll show him a thing or two about blowing a horn.”
When asked what they do for a living, these men admit to blow jobs….
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