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Singapore celebrates 50 years of independence


Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Mu says:

    The new Light diet promised results unachievable for the average customer.

  2. EddieInCA says:

    Survivors of a recent “Game of Hangman” convention gather to discus wants of avoiding the noose.

  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    I got nuthin. Maybe later.

  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    There’s a Ginger Rogers/Fred Astair joke in there somewhere’s but I can’t seem to find it.

  5. Paul Hooson says:

    Jew Man Group? This producer has more money, so he can hire more dancers than the other guys…

  6. Paul Hooson says:

    If Cecil Demille produced Blue Man Group?

  7. Paul Hooson says:

    Their electric bill is going to be murder…

  8. Paul Hooson says:

    Putting on the blitz?

  9. DrDaveT says:

    The xkcd world dance tour was a huge success, but the dancers complained bitterly about bruises from the non-stop mouse-overs.

  10. Paul Hooson says:

    They say that if China did the Blue Man Group, they could stand four across and encircle the Earth four times….and still have enough chefs left over to cook dogs and cats for dinner…

  11. EddieInCA says:


    “wants” should be “ways”.

    Mods, can you edit that please?

  12. RockThisTown says:

    Singapore Ding-a-Lings.

  13. RockThisTown says:

    We celebrate our independence by getting lit & becoming faceless droids.

  14. RockThisTown says:

    Hey, are those suits environmentally-friendly? Call the EPA! Oh wait, they’re busy cleaning up the mess they made in Colorado.

  15. RockThisTown says:

    All dressed up and everywhere to glow.

  16. RockThisTown says:

    When Bernie Sanders showed up & tried to socialize, he was de-lighted.

  17. Pinky says:

    Mr. Abrams, we’ve done clones, we’ve done lightsabers…how about clones made out of lightsabers?

  18. RockThisTown says:

    Speak softly & carry a lighted stick.

  19. CSK says:


    And Abrams thought the idea was boffo. He said: “Yes! And we’ll call it “‘The Return of the LEDi.'”

  20. rodney dill says:

    @CSK: Sounds like a Mel Brooks ‘Star Wars’ remake.

  21. CSK says:

    @rodney dill:

    I was thinking more of Robin Hood: Men in Lights.

  22. al-Ameda says:

    I have no caption to offer up – I just love this photo

  23. Pinky says:

    Mel Brooks, this picture, fluorescent canes – I’ve got it – Putting on the Ritz:

    If you’re blue and you don’t know where to go to
    Why don’t you go where fashion sits,
    Puttin’ on the ritz.

  24. Pinky says:

    In Singapore, Tron is like their Shakespeare.

  25. CSK says:


    Given the positioning of some of those light sabers, the guys wearing them might want to beware of Blazing Saddles.

  26. grumpy realist says:

    Tron III was NOT a success, much to the surprise of those who invested all their bitcoins in the project.

  27. Crusty Dem says:

    “Pale white, two dimensional, faceless, be careful, these might be Trump supporters.”
    “Unlikely. They seem pretty bright..”

  28. John425 says:

    Coming soon to a theater near you:” Obama and the Light Dancers” –A Cannabis Production of a Gary Busey film.

  29. Tony W says:

    Doubling down on the “no chewing gum” rule, Singapore celebrates 50 years of independence by mandating citizens conform to its new fashion rules, including lighting for nighttime safety.

  30. Jeremy says:

    xkcd prepares to fight the Food Babe Army.

  31. Paul Hooson says:


  32. Surreal American says:

    Pictures Of Matchstick Men:


  33. Al Dawson says:


  34. Paul Hooson says:

    GE brings good things to life…

  35. Major says:

    Chances are someone you know is addicted to glow sticks.

  36. rodney dill says:

    OK, here’s one. How many lightbulbs does it take to change a baby?

  37. rodney dill says:

    His followers called him Mahasamatman and said he was a god. He preferred to drop the Maha- and the -atman, however, and called himself Sam

  38. DrDaveT says:

    @rodney dill:

    He preferred to drop the Maha- and the -atman, however, and called himself Sam

    Kudos for the Roger Zelazny reference, but I don’t get it. (Only 7 more weeks until the annual re-read of A Night in the Lonesome October begins…)

  39. Paul Hooson says:

    A glowing statement…

  40. DrDaveT says:


    but I don’t get it

    OK, yeah, “Lord of Light”. Weak, Rodney — the lightbulb joke was much better.

  41. Paul Hooson says:

    For their next dance number, and for no apparent reason, they spell out RHEUMATOID ARTHRITIS in lights….It’s beautiful, but puzzling…

  42. Paul Hooson says:

    The International Space Station astronauts claim they can see these see “Chris Christie Is Huge ” spelled out in lights from space, which is unnecessary because you can see Chris Christie from space…

  43. Paul Hooson says:

    They spent a lot of money on the music video, but they really needed to write a much better hit song than, “MY BABY HAS MUSCULAR DYSTROPHY”…

  44. Paul Hooson says:

    That Super Bowl ad was pretty spectacular, but sadly, what they had to sell were rectal thermometers

  45. Paul Hooson says:

    LEDs revolutionized this dance routine….It used to be murder with cathode ray tubes…

  46. Paul Hooson says:

    I simply asked one of my employees to change a light at the nightclub, but he told he needed help, and next thing I knew it turned into a Red Cross disaster zone…

  47. Paul Hooson says:

    I think that Rick Perry really should have saved his money here…

  48. Pinky says:

    “I Found a Blood Stain”, from CSI: The Musical

  49. rodney dill says:

    @DrDaveT: Lord of Light? ??? what’s not go get?

  50. rodney dill says:

    @DrDaveT: …but I like Obscure references 😉

  51. Paul Hooson says:


  52. John425 says:

    Drum Major to center, front Light Dancer: ‘No dammit! Its “put your left foot in and your right foot out…”

  53. Franklin says:

    If you tilt your head and squint, “We are the 99 percent signs!”

  54. mannning says:

    A band of poorly fed progressives descends upon Trump supporters with mayhem in mind.