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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “Here’s what we do: We build a giant chicken, then push it up to the Incirlic Air Base gates, then Ahmed, Muhammad, Sinjar, and Tanju will jump out….”

  2. OzarkHillbilly says:

    What do you mean this isn’t the Burning Chicken Festival?

  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    The Minot Prairie Chickens are ready for the first game ever of Sand Hockey.

  4. Moosebreath says:

    Think the Trojans will let us in?

  5. Mu says:

    “Waterworld: Conquer the desert” was a bigger flop than it’s prequel

  6. James Pearce says:

    Once again, we send off my war-rig to bring back greatness from Americatown and head coverings from the Hair Farm. Once again, I salute my imperator, Furious Masses, and I salute my half-life white people who will ride with me eternal on the highways of Manhattan.

    – Immortan Trump

  7. Tillman says:

    Horseless carriage my ass.

  8. Tillman says:

    Golfing on shrooms.

  9. Michael Mann and friends go on an elephant ride seeking global warming.

  10. Rodney Dill says:

    Once the courts got involved with Brady vs the NFL it was only a matter of time before they wrecked hockey as well.

  11. al-Ameda says:

    The politically correct hipster version of Mad Max

  12. RockThisTown says:

    Mad Max Beyond Dunderdome

  13. RockThisTown says:

    So much money . . . so few polo ponies.

  14. RockThisTown says:

    Who knew convertibles were making a comeback?

  15. RockThisTown says:

    Introducing the newer, greener amphibious Tesla . . . hit the water & start rowing.

  16. rodney dill says:

    @al-Ameda: Mentally unstable Maximillion

  17. rodney dill says:

    @RockThisTown: Who needs ponies…. It’s a polo monoreme.

  18. Jeron says:

    Mars colony preppers. Come join us!

  19. michael reynolds says:

    And the Lord said, Make you an ark of gopher wood. . .

  20. michael reynolds says:

    Upon reaching the desert, the Vikings found wheels to be of more use than oars.

  21. michael reynolds says:

    It’s the panzer of polo!

  22. michael reynolds says:

    Hoist the mainsail, we sail for Barstow and glory!

  23. michael reynolds says:

    Grog? Are you mad? Where’s my Chardonnay?

  24. Tony W says:

    Falling behind populists like Sanders and Trump, Hillary Clinton’s staff tries out a new campaign bus design. Unfortunately it was loosely based on the game of Chicken Polo, which never really caught on.

  25. Tony W says:

    Eager would-be buyers were quickly asking for refunds when Elon Musk revealed the design for his latest Tesla branded vehicle.

  26. David in KC says:

    They loaded up the cart and moved to Beverly, hills that is, swimming pools, movie stars.

  27. Paul Hooson says:

    A mechanized elephantless tower! What will these genius minds think of next?

  28. Paul Hooson says:

    “Say what you want Ismail, but these I miss the old days of towers with real elephants…”

  29. Paul Hooson says:

    As it turns out the old elephant towers were cheaper to operate. The elephants would work for peanuts!

  30. Paul Hooson says:

    Dubai? I hardly know her…

  31. Paul Hooson says:

    For some reason, those car models from Dubai have never been very popular in the export market…

  32. Franklin says:

    Surprisingly, this is the first time someone thought to bring a Trojan horse to a polo match.

  33. Paul Hooson says:

    Sadly, Donald Trump’s proposed changes to the Republican Party Symbol aren’t such a good idea either….

  34. Paul Hooson says:

    A Trojan horse? That must be a really big condom!

  35. Peacewood says:

    Wow, they really cut the budget on the Lord of the Rings sequel.

  36. Mark Ryan says:

    Escorted by the desert storm troopers, the Empires modern day AT-AT Walker rolls by.

  37. Mark Ryan says:

    After an amazing victory in the battle for pink slips, the underdogs roll away with their prize!!!

  38. Franklin says:

    Desperate for attention, Chris Christie’s unusual tour bus blares the tune Row, Row, Row Your Bloat.

  39. Franklin says:

    If this is what police militarization looks like, I guess we didn’t need to be so worried.

  40. Guarneri says:

    “Daddy, who was Tiger Woods, and what was the big deal about him again?”

  41. DrDaveT says:

    The earliest versions of the Viking longboat did not strike fear into the hearts of their enemies.

  42. DrDaveT says:

    Pillage People, “Burning Macho Man” Tour 2015

  43. Jeremy says:

    “And as the dust cloud lifted, the sun shined through, and the haze that had surrounded Max’s life began to dissipate. As the giraffe shaped vehicle trundled towards him, surrounded by the bicycles, he absently reached for his shotgun — to realize he had no shotgun. Slowly, it occurred to him, that he was not Max Rockatansky, that he was never married, that the world had not descended into chaos and society had not disintegrated; he was just an Australian visiting Burning Man (and here, the man was just wood. Right?) His days on the Main Force Patrol and the years surviving in the wastelands was not a trip on the road, but a trip through his mind. And yet, standing there, blinking, bewildered at the sight, he felt even more lost than in his dream world — even after that part where he got younger. Wasn’t that the real one? No, this was, he thought, as other memories came, of his flight over here, of his parents saying goodbye at the airport. They were still waiting for him, right? Yes, of course they were.

    Adrift, confused, upset he no longer had that jacket nor that Pursuit Special (was that really a car?), and still half in the wasteland of his inner mind, he stumbled forward. God, he needed a beer.”

  44. mannning says:

    Rollout of the Liberal war machine…