Monday, September 14, 2015
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Easter eggs! Easter eggs! 3 for $5.
After watching Food Network on his satellite dish Ahmed hatched a brilliant plan to boost his reputation within the Islamic State by practicing to win the title of Chopped champion.
So many eggs. So few IDF.
Is that an egg or a chicken. Inquiring minds want to know.
Off to the Beirut County Fair with his prize eggs.
The “Call for Eggs” is the highlight of the day at every mosque.
Ahmed’s attempt to dispose of his “1000 year eggs” lead to a major riot. The recipe looked so easy on Pinterest.
The Ramadan bunny delivers eggs for the children. For the children! For the children!
Nassim was a bad eggsample for the other protesters.
Bit of advice: around here in the Levant, you should steer clear of “tricks” and stick with “treats.”
I am Aslam. Aslam I am. Do you like green eggs & ham? I do not like them, Aslam-I-am. I do not like green eggs & ham.
muhuhahaHA! Those heretic bastards will lose weeks cleaning their mosque!
Eggs for the Egg God.
A fresh supply of IEDs – Improvised Egg Detonators – are delivered to al-Qaeda HQ
Omelet or death!
DRUDGEREPORT: Today the Reverend Al Sharpton made charges of racism against Presidential Candidate Donald Trump for his recent statement, “I’ve never met an egger I liked.”
To force a religion on the world, you may have to break a few eggs.
Trump likes eggs that weren’t captured.
Rachel Dolezal eggs – white eggs pretending to be brown.
“Don’t worry, of course they’re not eggs …. “
Radical Islam poses an eggs-istential threat to the Middle East
It’s eggs-actly this kind of behavior that makes the recruitment of terrorists easy.
Of course it’s true that radicals question the very eggs-istance of Israel and the Jewish people.
I can do this all day long.
Tips for dealing with body odor:
take a shower or bath in clean water
wear a cloth over your nose
carry around rotten eggs
“My family fled the Caliphate for the corrupt West and all they sent me were some eggs and this lousy t-shirt”
seriously….they’re da bomb….
“Damned ISIS corporate types. Cost-no-object perfectly designed and disguised explode-on-impact grenades and this is the cheapo travel packaging option they give me.”
Who’d I piss off? Six months training with AK’s and rocket launchers and then they give me these?
You can’t make an omelet…
In my opinion, that 2015 remake of the “I Am The Walrus, I Am The Eggman” video, not so good…
@C. Clavin: That would be eggs-asperating
Come visit Eggs-otic Beirut.
Least popular franchise? Hamas n’ Eggs…
No, you idiot, I said “suffer the consequences”, not “sulfur the congresspersons!!!”
Hamas didn’t quite realize that by serving bacon and eggs would keep the Jews out, but the Muslim customers as well…
Two Israeli businessmen are talking. One tells the other, “I hate to tell you, Issac, but I think your new home deliveryman is bad for business…”. The other responds, “Yeah, but he works cheap…”.
Sadly, this son is the result of a mixed marriage. He goes into business to satisfy his Jewish mom, and terrorism to satisfy his Hamas dad….
On this fateful mission, Habib remembered what his dad always told him: “Don’t put the carton before the eggs.”
Footnote to the Iran deal: the UN is only allowed to send chicken inspectors.
A few more runs like this and I can buy my own AK-47 and a thousand rounds!
Wow! Tony Shalhoub has fallen on hard times!
Protesters’ demand for “free reign” was misunderstood by Mahmoud as a call for “free range”.
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