OTB Caption Contest

Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

A Lebanese anti-government protester holds eggs, to throw them on the convoys of Lebanese politicians arriving at the parliament building, during a protest against the on-going trash crisis and government corruption, in downtown Beirut, Lebanon, Wednesday, Sept. 9, 2015. Lebanon's prime minister says he hopes that political talks between senior politicians will help end government paralysis that has sparked angry street protests. (AP Photo/Hassan Ammar)
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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. markm says:


  2. Jeron says:

    Easter eggs! Easter eggs! 3 for $5.

  3. Todd says:

    After watching Food Network on his satellite dish Ahmed hatched a brilliant plan to boost his reputation within the Islamic State by practicing to win the title of Chopped champion.

  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    So many eggs. So few IDF.

  5. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Is that an egg or a chicken. Inquiring minds want to know.

  6. Tony W says:

    Off to the Beirut County Fair with his prize eggs.

  7. OzarkHillbilly says:

    The “Call for Eggs” is the highlight of the day at every mosque.

  8. Mu says:

    Ahmed’s attempt to dispose of his “1000 year eggs” lead to a major riot. The recipe looked so easy on Pinterest.

  9. RockThisTown says:

    The Ramadan bunny delivers eggs for the children. For the children! For the children!

  10. Franklin says:

    Nassim was a bad eggsample for the other protesters.

  11. Tillman says:

    Bit of advice: around here in the Levant, you should steer clear of “tricks” and stick with “treats.”

  12. RockThisTown says:

    I am Aslam. Aslam I am. Do you like green eggs & ham? I do not like them, Aslam-I-am. I do not like green eggs & ham.

  13. Tillman says:

    muhuhahaHA! Those heretic bastards will lose weeks cleaning their mosque!

  14. Jeremy says:

    Eggs for the Egg God.

  15. Tony W says:

    A fresh supply of IEDs – Improvised Egg Detonators – are delivered to al-Qaeda HQ

  16. Neil Hudelson says:

    Omelet or death!

  17. rodney dill says:

    DRUDGEREPORT: Today the Reverend Al Sharpton made charges of racism against Presidential Candidate Donald Trump for his recent statement, “I’ve never met an egger I liked.”

  18. RockThisTown says:

    To force a religion on the world, you may have to break a few eggs.

  19. RockThisTown says:

    Trump likes eggs that weren’t captured.

  20. RockThisTown says:

    Rachel Dolezal eggs – white eggs pretending to be brown.

  21. al-Ameda says:

    “Don’t worry, of course they’re not eggs …. “

  22. C. Clavin says:

    Radical Islam poses an eggs-istential threat to the Middle East

  23. C. Clavin says:

    It’s eggs-actly this kind of behavior that makes the recruitment of terrorists easy.

  24. C. Clavin says:

    Of course it’s true that radicals question the very eggs-istance of Israel and the Jewish people.

  25. C. Clavin says:

    I can do this all day long.

  26. Pinky says:

    Tips for dealing with body odor:

    take a shower or bath in clean water
    wear a cloth over your nose
    carry around rotten eggs

  27. Pinky says:

    “My family fled the Caliphate for the corrupt West and all they sent me were some eggs and this lousy t-shirt”

  28. Peterh says:

    seriously….they’re da bomb….

  29. Guarneri says:

    “Damned ISIS corporate types. Cost-no-object perfectly designed and disguised explode-on-impact grenades and this is the cheapo travel packaging option they give me.”

  30. Guarneri says:

    Who’d I piss off? Six months training with AK’s and rocket launchers and then they give me these?

  31. DrDaveT says:

    You can’t make an omelet…

  32. Paul Hooson says:

    In my opinion, that 2015 remake of the “I Am The Walrus, I Am The Eggman” video, not so good…

  33. rodney dill says:

    @C. Clavin: That would be eggs-asperating

  34. Rodney Dill says:

    Come visit Eggs-otic Beirut.

  35. Paul Hooson says:

    Least popular franchise? Hamas n’ Eggs…

  36. Franklin says:

    No, you idiot, I said “suffer the consequences”, not “sulfur the congresspersons!!!”

  37. Paul Hooson says:

    Hamas didn’t quite realize that by serving bacon and eggs would keep the Jews out, but the Muslim customers as well…

  38. Paul Hooson says:

    Two Israeli businessmen are talking. One tells the other, “I hate to tell you, Issac, but I think your new home deliveryman is bad for business…”. The other responds, “Yeah, but he works cheap…”.

  39. Paul Hooson says:

    Sadly, this son is the result of a mixed marriage. He goes into business to satisfy his Jewish mom, and terrorism to satisfy his Hamas dad….

  40. Franklin says:

    On this fateful mission, Habib remembered what his dad always told him: “Don’t put the carton before the eggs.”

  41. Pinky says:

    Footnote to the Iran deal: the UN is only allowed to send chicken inspectors.

  42. mannning says:

    A few more runs like this and I can buy my own AK-47 and a thousand rounds!

  43. Paul Hooson says:

    Wow! Tony Shalhoub has fallen on hard times!

  44. Franklin says:

    Protesters’ demand for “free reign” was misunderstood by Mahmoud as a call for “free range”.