OTB Caption Contest

Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Sadhus or Hindu holy men hold swords as they run towards the banks of Godavari river to take a dip during the Kumbh Mela in Nashik

(REUTERS/Adnan Abidi)

Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Mu says:

    After 2014 Walmart never again offered Black Friday specials in India.

  2. RockThisTown says:

    “Pool closes at 10? Ha! I don’t think so!”

  3. RockThisTown says:

    Teenage, Middle-Age & Old-Age Mutant Ninja Samurais. . . or something.

  4. RockThisTown says:

    Finally, people are going to do something about Donald Trump’s hair!

  5. OldSouth says:

    Why soccer referees are quickly escorted away after the match.

  6. Franklin says:

    We are sick of your support calls at two in the morning!

  7. MstrB says:


  8. OzarkHillbilly says:

    HEY! This is AMERICA! You swing that sword in AMERICAN!

  9. Jeron says:

    Go! Go! Go! … On no! … Beat it! Beat it! Beat it!

  10. al-Ameda says:

    “Swords don’t kill people, people kill people …”

  11. Tillman says:

    India, moments after the first screening of Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

  12. rodney dill says:

    @al-Ameda: That’s just Sikh

  13. Pinky says:

    Sometimes it’s like the TSA isn’t even trying.

  14. rodney dill says:

    The Wisconsin teacher’s union organizes another recall vote for Scott Walker.

  15. Paul Hooson says:

    Ali Bummer and the 4,000 or so, thieves…

  16. Paul Hooson says:

    When you absolutely, positively, don’t want to pay too much for a haircut…

  17. Paul Hooson says:

    A New York City cabdriver strike?

  18. John D'Geek says:

    “The older sibling of the ‘hatchet job’ was spotted at the candidate’s headquarters this morning …”

  19. DrDaveT says:

    “UPI is reporting that “Talk like a pirate day” got a bit out of hand in Rawalpindi this morning, as…”

  20. Guarneri says:

    Completely captivated by Hillary’s speech given, as her campaign manager confirmed, in her native Indian accent, the particularly motivated supporters dashed to the voting booths.

  21. Paul Hooson says:


  22. Paul Hooson says:

    Big trouble down at Apu’s KWIK-E-MART!

  23. Paul Hooson says:

    New York City parades aren’t what they used to be…

  24. Paul Hooson says:

    Say what you will, but this group in the Macy’s Parade is better than the next group…Rats hauling pieces of New York pizza down the subway tunnel…

  25. Paul Hooson says:

    “Oh oh, looks like I’m not getting any help from that bank phone help number today!”

  26. rodney dill says:

    The Running Wildly with Swords Dead never quite obtained the popularity of The Walking Dead.

  27. John430 says:

    Rural Hindus celebrate ancient festival of “Kill a Neighbor for Krishna”.

  28. Franklin says:

    Now we need some giant cherries for our giant cocktails!

  29. John430 says:

    Hillary supporters march on Congress.

  30. “Last one in the Godavari is an untouchable!”

  31. And so, the dance of the lemmings begins…

  32. Cheech:“What he say? ‘In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida’?”
    Chong: “No, man. He said , ‘In-A-Godavari’. You know like the river just outside Nashik.”
    Cheech:“Nashik. That’s a funny name. Hey, Chong. Nashik rhymes with hash.”
    Chong: “Yeah, man. I know.”

  33. John430 says:

    ” Who stole the last copy of The Kama Sutra?”