Monday, September 21, 2015
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After 2014 Walmart never again offered Black Friday specials in India.
“Pool closes at 10? Ha! I don’t think so!”
Teenage, Middle-Age & Old-Age Mutant Ninja Samurais. . . or something.
Finally, people are going to do something about Donald Trump’s hair!
Why soccer referees are quickly escorted away after the match.
We are sick of your support calls at two in the morning!
HEY! This is AMERICA! You swing that sword in AMERICAN!
Go! Go! Go! … On no! … Beat it! Beat it! Beat it!
“Swords don’t kill people, people kill people …”
India, moments after the first screening of Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.
@al-Ameda: That’s just Sikh
Sometimes it’s like the TSA isn’t even trying.
The Wisconsin teacher’s union organizes another recall vote for Scott Walker.
Ali Bummer and the 4,000 or so, thieves…
When you absolutely, positively, don’t want to pay too much for a haircut…
A New York City cabdriver strike?
“The older sibling of the ‘hatchet job’ was spotted at the candidate’s headquarters this morning …”
“UPI is reporting that “Talk like a pirate day” got a bit out of hand in Rawalpindi this morning, as…”
Completely captivated by Hillary’s speech given, as her campaign manager confirmed, in her native Indian accent, the particularly motivated supporters dashed to the voting booths.
CONVENIENCE STORE WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE! YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR CHAINS!
Big trouble down at Apu’s KWIK-E-MART!
New York City parades aren’t what they used to be…
Say what you will, but this group in the Macy’s Parade is better than the next group…Rats hauling pieces of New York pizza down the subway tunnel…
“Oh oh, looks like I’m not getting any help from that bank phone help number today!”
The Running Wildly with Swords Dead never quite obtained the popularity of The Walking Dead.
Rural Hindus celebrate ancient festival of “Kill a Neighbor for Krishna”.
Now we need some giant cherries for our giant cocktails!
Hillary supporters march on Congress.
“Last one in the Godavari is an untouchable!”
And so, the dance of the lemmings begins…
Cheech:“What he say? ‘In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida’?”
Chong: “No, man. He said , ‘In-A-Godavari’. You know like the river just outside Nashik.”
Cheech:“Nashik. That’s a funny name. Hey, Chong. Nashik rhymes with hash.”
Chong: “Yeah, man. I know.”
” Who stole the last copy of The Kama Sutra?”
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