Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Thursday, July 14, 2011
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Bachelor Number Three: If I told you my skirt was the debt ceiling, how high would you raise it?
(I’m forfeiting all my entries to HolyJuan — don’t think I can top that!)
President Obama: “Before we start the negotiations, I’d like to say that I will be bluffing….and please don’t call my bluff”.
Would you raise the debt ceiling for a…SCOOBY SNACK!
Introducing the four finalists for Mount Slushmore.
Despite all the rhetoric, as the American People took their seat across the table they couldn’t help but feel Washington was lined up against them.
HolyJuan wins, no way can that be topped.
‘You know, I had the craziest dream last night that I had been elected President! Damn, that’s a scary thought! OK, let’s get this PTA meeting underway, ‘cuz I’ve got a 10:54 tee time…What’s that you say, Nancy? They did what? I really am what?
Everyone got nervous when Obama suggested they play The Crying Game.
I’m not wearing any pants. Film at 11.
We won. All of you lost.
Boehner: “The lady and I ordered the burgers and fries…..the turd-sandwich and the mineral water go to the guy to my left. The schlub on the end gets the PB&J….. AND the bill!”
“Where is Martin Sheen when you need him?”
“They called my bluff, but I have a Royal Fizzbin.“
Harry, Nancy and I will have the wagyu beef, Boehner gets the peas.
Are you an American or an Americantor?
We have to protect our phoney baloney jobs here, gentlemen! We must do something about this immediately! Immediately! Immediately! Harrumph! Harrumph! Harrumph!
The four horsemen of the apocalypse, Death, War, Pestilence and the other one.
I don’t have any cards, but don’t call my bluff! You should just fold like everyone else I’ve had to deal with in my professional experience.
Damn, rock, paper, scissors just doesn’t work with four people very well.
Yes. In the garden, growth has it seasons. First comes spring and summer, but then we have fall and winter. And then we get spring and summer again.
Hey, I didn’t work for almost two years in the Senate to be called Mr. Obama.
Hey everybody, Rodney’s back from vacation!
Business bad? F*ck you, pay me. Oh, you had a fire? F*ck you, pay me. Place got hit by lightning, huh? F*ck you, pay me.
“We’re gonna screw the People. We’re gonna screw the People.”
“Nancy sang bass, Reid sang tenor.
John and Barry just joined right in there.”
“Hey! I didn’t get a harumph from that guy!”
“Boehner’s laughing now, but he’s gonna get stuck with the check. And who’ll be laughing then?”
Can you spot the awesome person hidden in this picture?
HolyJuan’s is great but I vote he gets points off for invoking the image of Nancy Pelosi and a skirt being raised. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go throw up.
Which of these things is not like others?
And thus the seated Macarena begins.
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers. And Nancy.
Meanwhile, on 400,000 Americans Idle this week…
I’m sorry panel but that’s all the time we have today. Will the person who’s done the most damage to this country please stand up…
Four more jobs created and/or saved?
@rodney dill: At $278,000,000,000 each!
“I am taking it as a good sign that Boehner actually is wearing a blue necktie.”
Barry’s COOL! He can pick your pocket with BOTH hands on the table!
The debt ceiling negotiations reconvene; from left to right: famine, pestilence, war, and death.
The first image of the non-event horizon of stupidity, from which no intelligent thought can escape.
“Can I have ‘Mugging for the Camera’ for $200, Alex? Actually, I think that I’d like ‘Clowns On Parade’ for 14 trillion.”
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