Monday, April 11, 2016
Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
Hillary supporters who aren’t making their husbands too-happy either.
Looking at New Orleans’ 2016 delegates the Louisiana Republican party moved their primary date away from Mardi Gras.
Participants in the latest casting call for Game of Thrones were unusually enthusiastic.
We are now the Knights who say “Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z’Bang,
If you think these bras are hard to unlock, just wait until you get to the girdle!
If you are trying to determine which one is the horniest, stop counting, it’s the one in the middle.
Oops, I think my selfie stick is in my pants.
@Jc: Shut it down Rodney. Jc wins.
The closest a Comicon attendee has ever come to a girl not his mother in his entire life?
@OzarkHillbilly: You guys haven’t even gotten through all the low hanging fruit yet.
In France, the demonstrators cosplay.
In America, the commentators display.
Some observers found the new costumes for the Minnesota Vikings cheerleaders to be a tad…extreme.
What’s your costume? Johnny Cash, Man in Black?
Native Polish dress?
John Doe impressed the ladies with his pickup line, “the buck stops here!”
@rodney dill: Working on it …
To impress his fellow Trump supporters, Adam needed proof that he had caught himself a 12-point fbuck.
They posed four abreast along the wall.
If Jules in the middle understood what those antlers symbolize, he’d be getting as far from Sylvie as possible…
A really poor man’s STAR WARS?
In keeping with the medieval warrior theme, the two women also rode home in horse drawn wagon… Score another victory for same sex carriage…
Not to be outdone by their competitors, this crew was shooting a commercial spot for a plumbing supply company’s own version of GAME OF THRONES…
It’s like filming a remake of ZENA: THE PRINCESS WARRIOR with things found at the Goodwill…
The adult version of ROCKY & BULLWINKLE?
And this is a shot at the naval observatory.
Dear Mom. School is great. Found a safe space. Send money….
The race has narrowed down to Kasich, Cruz, and Trump
I should be so lucky as to be single and surrounded by horny women.
Wow, 4-to-1 downvotes in a caption contest? Gotta be a record.
@Franklin: Oops, let me try again with the intended spelling …
And this is a shot at the navel observatory.
@DrDaveT: People like to pretend they don’t like puns.
“Dear Dad: I’m sending you this selfie as proof that I need money for a hotel room NOW!”
And Bullwinkle sits down to write. “Dear PENTHOUSE, I never would have believed that..”.
If BULLWINKLE posted a porn video on XHamster, I suppose it would start out like this…
BULLWINKLE’s wet dream from last night?
What, the Bull Moose Party is back?
From what I understand, Rodney will no longer be letting Bullwinkle co-write his caption contests in the near future…
“I use antlers in all of my deeeeecorating!”
“Oh what a guy, Gaston!”
Amazons! Really? Gotta get a selfie of this!
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