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Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Jeron says:

    Hillary supporters who aren’t making their husbands too-happy either.

  2. Mu says:

    Looking at New Orleans’ 2016 delegates the Louisiana Republican party moved their primary date away from Mardi Gras.

  3. CSK says:

    Participants in the latest casting call for Game of Thrones were unusually enthusiastic.

  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    We are now the Knights who say “Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z’Bang,
    zoom-Boing, z’nourrrwringmm”.

  5. OzarkHillbilly says:

    If you think these bras are hard to unlock, just wait until you get to the girdle!

  6. Jc says:

    If you are trying to determine which one is the horniest, stop counting, it’s the one in the middle.

  7. Franklin says:

    Oops, I think my selfie stick is in my pants.

  8. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @Jc: Shut it down Rodney. Jc wins.

  9. Paul Hooson says:

    The closest a Comicon attendee has ever come to a girl not his mother in his entire life?

  10. rodney dill says:

    @OzarkHillbilly: You guys haven’t even gotten through all the low hanging fruit yet.

  11. DrDaveT says:

    In France, the demonstrators cosplay.
    In America, the commentators display.

  12. CSK says:

    Some observers found the new costumes for the Minnesota Vikings cheerleaders to be a tad…extreme.

  13. RGardner says:

    What’s your costume? Johnny Cash, Man in Black?

  14. Paul Hooson says:

    Native Polish dress?

  15. Franklin says:

    John Doe impressed the ladies with his pickup line, “the buck stops here!”

  16. Franklin says:

    @rodney dill: Working on it …

  17. Franklin says:

    To impress his fellow Trump supporters, Adam needed proof that he had caught himself a 12-point fbuck.

  18. Franklin says:

    They posed four abreast along the wall.

  19. DrDaveT says:

    If Jules in the middle understood what those antlers symbolize, he’d be getting as far from Sylvie as possible…

  20. Paul Hooson says:

    A really poor man’s STAR WARS?

  21. Paul Hooson says:

    In keeping with the medieval warrior theme, the two women also rode home in horse drawn wagon… Score another victory for same sex carriage…

  22. Paul Hooson says:

    Not to be outdone by their competitors, this crew was shooting a commercial spot for a plumbing supply company’s own version of GAME OF THRONES…

  23. Paul Hooson says:

    It’s like filming a remake of ZENA: THE PRINCESS WARRIOR with things found at the Goodwill…

  24. Paul Hooson says:

    The adult version of ROCKY & BULLWINKLE?

  25. Franklin says:

    And this is a shot at the naval observatory.

  26. Guarneri says:

    Dear Mom. School is great. Found a safe space. Send money….

  27. al-Ameda says:

    The race has narrowed down to Kasich, Cruz, and Trump

  28. john430 says:

    I should be so lucky as to be single and surrounded by horny women.

  29. DrDaveT says:

    Wow, 4-to-1 downvotes in a caption contest? Gotta be a record.

  30. Franklin says:

    @Franklin: Oops, let me try again with the intended spelling …

    And this is a shot at the navel observatory.

  31. Franklin says:

    @DrDaveT: People like to pretend they don’t like puns.

  32. john430 says:

    “Dear Dad: I’m sending you this selfie as proof that I need money for a hotel room NOW!”

  33. Paul Hooson says:

    And Bullwinkle sits down to write. “Dear PENTHOUSE, I never would have believed that..”.

  34. Paul Hooson says:

    If BULLWINKLE posted a porn video on XHamster, I suppose it would start out like this…

  35. Paul Hooson says:

    BULLWINKLE’s wet dream from last night?

  36. Paul Hooson says:

    What, the Bull Moose Party is back?

  37. Paul Hooson says:

    From what I understand, Rodney will no longer be letting Bullwinkle co-write his caption contests in the near future…

  38. Donald Sensing says:

    “I use antlers in all of my deeeeecorating!”
    “Oh what a guy, Gaston!”

  39. mannning says:

    Amazons! Really? Gotta get a selfie of this!