OTB Caption Contest

Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


(Ted S. Warren/AP)

Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. RockThisTown says:

    “See my thumbs? Gee, you’re dumb.”

  2. RockThisTown says:

    “This is the number of hair stylists I will name to my cabinet.”

  3. Mu says:

    After an embarrassing moment at the previous rally Trump has cue cards handed to the audience.

  4. Tony W says:

    In the state named after our first president we find the man hoping to be our last president.

  5. Hal_10000 says:

    Closer inspection of the flags in the background revealed tears coming out of the eyes of George Washington.

  6. RockThisTown says:

    What has two thumbs & will make Mexico pay for a wall?
    This guy!

  7. RockThisTown says:

    “Two Corinthians walk into a bar . . . .”

  8. jd says:

    But… but… butt…

  9. al-Ameda says:

    “My rump is this big … it’s huuuuuge”

  10. Hal_10000 says:

    What has two thumbs and no clue how our government works? THIS GUY!

  11. Paul Hooson says:

    Because many Republicans are conservative and religious people, many prefer to use the term “Rump” to refer to their mostly unwanted candidate…

  12. David in KC says:

    No caption needed, Rump says it all.

  13. Jon Waltz says:

    Not sure who I’m more uncomfortable with making this gesture, John McCain and his torture-induced arms or Trump and freakishly tiny hands.

  14. CSK says:

    “It’s bigger than both my thumbs put together! It’s yuuge. It’s so big it will make your head spin. In fact, you will get bored with how big it is.”

  15. mannning says:

    Thank you! Thank you! I got one vote!

  16. Jeron says:

    The grenades man wants to make a deal with you.

  17. Jc says:

    “Thumbs up, don’t elect!”

  18. john430 says:

    Trump thumbs “Up yours”——Now, say that six times-fast.

  19. Franklin says:

    You know I’d do with a billion dollars? Two chicks at the same time!

  20. Moosebreath says:

    Now we know which part of the cow Trump steaks come from.

  21. Paul Hooson says:

    Nero 2016. Thank God he let that gladiator live…

  22. Paul Hooson says:

    If this reality show host falls short this year, then it’s the turn to run for the Kardashians next time…

  23. Paul Hooson says:

    Rump? Is Kim Kardashian also running?

  24. Franklin says:

    This is how I type in the nuke codes!

  25. DrDaveT says:

    It’s not that my fingers are short; it’s that my thumbs are yuuuuge.

  26. Paul Hooson says:

    Votey McVoteface?

  27. Franklin says:

    Republicans finally find an answer to the race card: they play the Trump card.

  28. john430 says:

    He put in his thumb(s) and pulled out the plums.

  29. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hey Paul, how did your visit with Donald Trump go?”.

    “He spit on me and called me a Jew”.

    “Oh, no!”.

    “No, actually that was pretty good by Donald Trump standards…”.