OTB Caption Contest
Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
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Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
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“See my thumbs? Gee, you’re dumb.”
“This is the number of hair stylists I will name to my cabinet.”
After an embarrassing moment at the previous rally Trump has cue cards handed to the audience.
In the state named after our first president we find the man hoping to be our last president.
Closer inspection of the flags in the background revealed tears coming out of the eyes of George Washington.
What has two thumbs & will make Mexico pay for a wall?
This guy!
“Two Corinthians walk into a bar . . . .”
But… but… butt…
“My rump is this big … it’s huuuuuge”
What has two thumbs and no clue how our government works? THIS GUY!
Because many Republicans are conservative and religious people, many prefer to use the term “Rump” to refer to their mostly unwanted candidate…
No caption needed, Rump says it all.
Not sure who I’m more uncomfortable with making this gesture, John McCain and his torture-induced arms or Trump and freakishly tiny hands.
“It’s bigger than both my thumbs put together! It’s yuuge. It’s so big it will make your head spin. In fact, you will get bored with how big it is.”
Thank you! Thank you! I got one vote!
The grenades man wants to make a deal with you.
“Thumbs up, don’t elect!”
Trump thumbs “Up yours”——Now, say that six times-fast.
You know I’d do with a billion dollars? Two chicks at the same time!
Now we know which part of the cow
Trump steaks come from.Nero 2016. Thank God he let that gladiator live…
If this reality show host falls short this year, then it’s the turn to run for the Kardashians next time…
Rump? Is Kim Kardashian also running?
This is how I type in the nuke codes!
It’s not that my fingers are short; it’s that my thumbs are yuuuuge.
Votey McVoteface?
Republicans finally find an answer to the race card: they play the Trump card.
He put in his thumb(s) and pulled out the plums.
“Hey Paul, how did your visit with Donald Trump go?”.
“He spit on me and called me a Jew”.
“Oh, no!”.
“No, actually that was pretty good by Donald Trump standards…”.