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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. RockThisTown says:

    Bernie Sanders supporters prepare to confront Democrat Superdelegates.

  2. Jenos Idanian says:

    “We are the knights who say ‘Trump!'”

  3. Jenos Idanian says:

    “The first rule of Hillary Club is: nobody talks about Hillary Club.”

  4. Jenos Idanian says:

    Revealed: the Secret Service uniform planned for female agents assigned to Bill Clinton should Hillary win.

  5. Jenos Idanian says:

    The US Army demonstrates its new carbon-neutral combat squad.

  6. Jenos Idanian says:

    For those who are stubbornly refusing to upgrade their computers to Windows 10, Microsoft has their new Upgrade Advisors on hand…

  7. Jenos Idanian says:

    Where have all the good men gone
    And where are all the gods?
    Where’s the street-wise Hercules
    To fight the rising odds?
    Isn’t there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
    Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need…

    And it ain’t these guys.

  8. RockThisTown says:

    North Carolina & Texas join together to reveal new school uniforms in response to gender-neutral bathrooms.

  9. Jenos Idanian says:

    from left to right: Galahad, Lancelot, Bedivere, Larry, Moe, Curly, Shemp, and Bob.

  10. Jenos Idanian says:

    Medieval Fight Club, sponsored by MAACO.

  11. Mu says:

    The confirmation hearings for Trump’s new cabinet were unusually short.

  12. jd says:

    Ready guys? OK now, which way to that Magneto guy?

  13. Franklin says:

    The Knights of the Rundown Warehouse

  14. Tyrell says:

    What’s this about you not signing up for Obama Care ?

  15. Hal_10000 says:

    Republicans lawmakers meet with Donald Trump.

  16. Hal_10000 says:

    In light of the results of the 2016 primary, the RNC has proposed a new method of selecting a candidate in 2020.

  17. JWh says:

    Donald Trump’s campaign team took it quite literally when he said to “get medieval on the Democrats.”

  18. al-Ameda says:

    “We’re looking for Biggie and Tupac … speak up!”

  19. David in KC says:

    Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Storm Trumpers.

  20. Paul Hooson says:

    “I’m only here to meet those those naughty maids in the castle that need to be spanked…:.

  21. Paul Hooson says:

    “I just happened to buy a lovely shrubbery yesterday…”.

  22. Paul Hooson says:

    “Sadly, I don’t think that Roger Corman should have directed and produced this Monty Python reboot…”.

  23. Paul Hooson says:


  24. Franklin says:

    Republicans, wearied of “other people’s opinions,” demonstrate their new personalized echo chambers.

  25. Jenos Idanian says:

    @Franklin: You’ve inspired me:

    Special snowflake liberal college students find their “safe space” from ideas they don’t like.

    Too bad for them that Milo “Dangerous Faggot” Yiannopoulos always carries a can opener.

  26. Paul Hooson says:

    “Our forces are limited. You guys go out and protect the front, and I’ll hold down the situation at Castle Anthrax myself. You can trust me to lick any problem…”.

  27. Paul Hooson says:

    “Better send me to Castle Anthrax in case they speak a different dialect. I’m a rather cunning linguist..”.

  28. Paul Hooson says:

    “This week on THIS OLD CASTLE we fashion a shrubbery into a birch rod for those particularly naughty maids in castles you conquer…”.

  29. Paul Hooson says:

    “Somebody goofed renting the Civil War re-enactment costumes again!”,

  30. Paul Hooson says:

    “Johnny, he’s a nice guy. Not a Saxon, but hell, still nice…”.

  31. Paul Hooson says:

    “Our country may be torn by civil war, but why do you always whistle “Dixie” when we march?”.

  32. Paul Hooson says:

    “That new English classic rock act has a great new shtick….But, man in gets it gets in the way of them playing guitar…”.

  33. Paul Hooson says:

    “Just think how much better warfare will be in a few hundred years when all you have to do is to push one button, and then let God sort them out…”,

  34. Paul Hooson says:

    “I’ve got a great idea. Let’s use the catapult to launch the missiles instead of walking them up to enemy castle front doors?”.

  35. DrDaveT says:

    Yeah, but which bathroom are they required to use?

  36. Paul Hooson says:

    “A horse. A horse. My kingdom for a horse….Ok, now that I’ve got that…A pizza, a pizza, my kingdom for a pizza…”.

  37. Paul Hooson says:

    “What do you think about knights?”.

    “I personally like the days better…”.

  38. Paul Hooson says:

    Paul Hooson’s jokes aren’t evil…just medieval…

  39. Paul Hooson says:

    A knight has a housefire. The first thing he rescues is his codpiece…

  40. Paul Hooson says:

    “I hate to say it, but that Knights Of Columbus chapter is a little too militant for my tastes…”.

  41. Moosebreath says:

    “We are the Knights Who Say Knee-Cap”

  42. Jeron says:

    Those warriors really cared about their Second Amendment rights of wearing armors, shields and wielding swords.

  43. Guarneri says:

    Bernie Sanders, having made good on his promise to cut military spending after his surprise November victory, caught the Pentagon off guard, forcing some very deep dives into the used uniform bin.

  44. Guarneri says:

    CNN executives were rethinking their decision to sponsor one last Clinton-Sanders debate after the arrival of the candidates respective staff.

  45. Guarneri says:

    All too aware of Sydney Blumenthal’s reputation, Ms.Lewinsky arrived with appropriate security services for her tell-all interview.

  46. Franklin says:

    @Jenos Idanian: I had to pick on someone for the joke! Anyway, never heard of Yiannopoulos until now. So, uh, thanks.

  47. Franklin says:

    Chainmail we can believe in.

  48. Paul Hooson says:

    Mistaken for a class photo from Bernie Sanders. But, Moses was actually in his class. For homework assignments, Moses would hold up the stone while Bernie typed…

  49. Paul Hooson says:

    “The Czech’s in the chainmail…”.

  50. Paul Hooson says:

    Victims of a chainmail scam?

  51. rodney dill says:

    Backstage with Pope Francis’ private band, Opus Dei and the knights.

  52. Guarneri says:

    The Joint Chiefs remained skeptical, but Pres. Clinton smiled approvingly as her political advisors, fresh off the Benghazi success, outlined the new ISIS strategy – “to defeat them you have to think like them and fight like them.” The Washington press corp called it “fresh and brilliant outside the box thinking.”

  53. barbintheboonies says:

    Oh the good old days

  54. mannning says:

    First of all, LINE UP like soldiers! Second, many of you are out of uniform and left your shields in the barracks! Third, sheathe your swords, we are not going to raid Hillary’s town hall meeting! We will wait for Trump.

  55. john430 says:

    News bulletin: Monte Python’s Holy Grailsmen unite to do battle with London’s Lord Mayor—a Musulman.

  56. Bernie Sanders’ Secret Service security detail?

  57. The other ‘Eight Men Out’?

  58. Welcome to the NYC Medieval Melee Club?

  59. How hedge fund managers and traders relax after work?

  60. After sending in the infantry, who are consumed as cannon fodder much earlier than estimated, the brave knights of the realm quickly negotiated the terms of their surrender, provided they get to keep their land entitlements.

  61. Sure, she opens Parliament. Even sends someone to knock on our door. But she never comes in. Yeah, I wonder why. Somebody must have tipped her off. Yeah. But who? Probably history.

    [italics indicates the use of a Cockney accent]

  62. Paul Hooson says:

    Wise attire to wear at a Bernie Sanders “chair-ity” event…

  63. john430 says:

    NYC Mayor DeBlasio’s new Law Enforcement team.

  64. Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump supporters gather for a war council. Shush, let’s take a listen: “Now what are the rules of combat? No hitting blow the belt! Unless…We’re hitting a woman! And…No hitting kids! Unless…It’s with a closed fist! And above all… No pushing the elderly down the stairs! Unless… They’re using a walker or confined to a wheelchair! What about the handicapped? Everybody, what did I say about the handicapped? Don’t call them handicapped! Call them the physically challenged! That’s right. And what else…There are no holds bared on the physically challenged! Good. Now noses, ears and handicapped parking decals will be the trophies of the day. That is all.”

  65. DrDaveT says:

    @Paul Hooson:

    Victims of a chainmail scam?

    Paul, I am always amazed at the way you invariably seem to find one genuinely excellent entry among so many that are… not. Good on you.