OTB Caption Contest

Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM



Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Moosebreath says:

    Is this the Schwartz Bar Mitzvah?

  2. Franklin says:

    Y’all act like you’ve never seen a white person before.

  3. RockThisTown says:

    “What’s your name again . . .are you Beiber?”

  4. I don’t care who you are, you’re in the way of me taking a selfie.

  5. john430 says:

    Woman: ‘No, I ain’t gonna touch and I ain’t gonna take a selfie of it neither.”

    Woman: “Leggo my hand. I ain’t gonna touch that thing!”

    Woman: “You that Carlos Danger guy I been readin’ about?”

  6. Aelio says:

    Ryan Gosling is a big fan of Leslie Jones.

  7. Mu says:

    BTW you left your light on when you parked 6 h ago.

  8. Gobsmacked says:

    The Best Actor category is coming up, I’m just doing this for last minute extra credit.

  9. Paul Hooson says:

    “Do I ever have a chocolate pie for you!”.

  10. Paul Hooson says:

    “I used to work the lunch counter at the five and dime, until I recused myself on the job…”.

  11. Paul Hooson says:

    She wants to be the next Oprah, but good luck with no prizes under the seats…

  12. Paul Hooson says:

    Driving Miss Daisy Crazy?

  13. Paul Hooson says:

    “Happy to meet you Miss Bollweevil. I’m Fred Kadiddlehopper, the third. What do you think of the big Cotton Cotillion so far?. For the fun of it, let’s team up for the tag team watermelon seed spitting event, huh?”….

  14. flat earth luddite says:

    My mamma warned me about men like you.

  15. Paul Hooson says:

    “I’m the Chicago waitress who donated a kidney to one of my sick customers…”.

    “Yes, but didn’t they order liver?”.

  16. mannning says:

    Marry you??? You must be kidding!

  17. Paul Hooson says:

    A young naive White mayor of a depressed urban community brags of all his achievements, and is promptly depantsed the moment when he walks outside to his car by an angry community…

  18. Paul Hooson says:

    “How come Ringling Bros. – Barnum Bailey Circus shutting down, Honky?”.

  19. Paul Hooson says:


  20. Paul Hooson says:

    Boomboxes just aren’t the same since cassettes became obsolete…

  21. Paul Hooson says:

    “Gez, I think it was a mistake for Oprah to quit her show. Now, she’s walking around with a selfie stick charging $5 a pop…”.